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273711  Passive: Ah yes, the short lived car you drive with your butthole

273716  Passive: Haha. You see, the joke is that people in Maryland don't use turn blinkers

273727  dragon horn: I think he just figured out the "surprise" she was going to show him later

273724  tib gubb: turns out that zebra stripe camo works because it's less identifiable, not more identifiable

273714  Annoying Vegan : This particular mlem is extra soft and warm.

273719  romangreek: Murica 'n cheese.

273718  Annoying Vegan : Once again, the line between actual pet and needle felting project has blurred.

273668  Korrok: Korrok approves.

273716  tib gubb: it is a maryland joke

273730  Mr Mumble: PC Load letter? WTF does that mean?

273716  square44: is there any place known for having *good* drivers?

273717  Greek Fire: "In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court struck down the 19th Amendment as unconstitutional"

273719  Not A Bot: Will have no difficulty convincing anyone of its origins.

273675  Bill Rye: no, that's right. gotta hold yer boobs for safety.

273694  Bill Rye: has science gone too far?

273679  Air Biscuit: Is the "simplified spelling society" still a thing?

273696  BoiledEggs: "What if Babybop.. The kids.. They're all in my head.."

273691  Air Biscuit: Diesel volvos rollin coal are nice.

273707  SuedeOxford: Giraffe at Indianapolis Zoo: Does your wife seem unhappy?

273710  SuedeOxford: Patrick Fischler looking a little old on the left.

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273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273555 tib gubb: I do love me some hot wheelz



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 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine Futurama. Clamps the robot mobster. So, as far as cross purposes goes, this is a crab flavoured oreo.
 Amy Housewine: @Coach Teacher Well, my comments were making reference to "Horse Outside" by The Rubberbandits ( youtube.com/… ). I dunno where you were trying to take it.
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine Well i'm lost. Give 'em the clamps!(?)
 Amy Housewine: @Coach Teacher @Coach Teacher What happens if you try and clamp him?
 funny in the wall: moving in with your girlfriend is a big step
 Ulillillia: In Your Eyes...
 apoxia: Bojack?
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine My horse has custom shoes, so...
 Niels Bohr: Run! It's behind you!
 zrj235: Water-repellent Essential OUTDOOR PANTS
 Amy Housewine: Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outs... inside.
Image 226336   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
634
 
 Amy Housewine: Distinguished doggo.
Image 226335   01-12-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
508
 
 Warrax: I think they're cute and cuddly.
 waffle iron: No coffee for YOU.
 Bagels: There should be a percentage for barking
 tib gubb: actually, i've never met a chihuahua that i didn't like
 jochenau: Chihuahuas are humanity's just reward for inflicting this kind of selective breeding on a species.
 Coach Teacher: @Fiveninety You can take your preciously pedantic points and put them in the pantry, sir. Chihuahuas have but two parts, hate and tremble. Everything else we see is an optical illusion created by the lizard overlords. Chihuahua is but our primitive perception of the dichotomous nimbus of hate and trembling that is Chihuahua.
 zrj235: 13.3 percent YO, 33.3 percent QUIERO, 26.6 percent TACO, 26.6 percent BELL, .2 percent REGRET.
 Fiveninety: anatomy would label all of the parts, so this is more like contents.. contents of a chihuahua
 Ulillillia: Adios!
Image 226334   01-12-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
512
 
 Albo Grungus: Silly rabbi ... oh, never mind.
 kristy: Is it humid today? I think it's humid today.
 zrj235: @wolfpk sure, we'll go with "rabbit"... yeah. that's my "rabbit". no, he/she/it doesn't bite. as far as i know. honestly, the thing just showed up one day and i can't get rid of... whatever it is.
 wolfpk: @zrj235 a partly shaved angora rabbit (I think)
 zrj235: what. is that.
Image 226333   01-12-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
181
 
 CheezGrater: Fetch the cheese grater!
 Beeble: SOME RAGRETS
 dangerkeith3000: I want some jello pudding
 El hefe: Sees tattoo on bartender, leaves bar
 Coach Teacher: A damn sight better than my personal crest, on my chest, where Roy Moore and Al Franken hold up the Weinstein emblem with the lyrics to Thriller written beneath in Latin. The crest on my chest is tattooed on Charlie Chaplin's vest. So, life choices...
 Aufziehvogel: Hehuahuahuaheheharrharr snortttt
 Dr Awkward: It was an acceptably poor choice that turned into a tragically poor choice
 zrj235: I don't remember getting this tattoo.
 Ulillillia: "This seemed like a good idea in 1991"
Image 226332   01-12-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
460
 
 zrj235: aww he's guarding your drunk ass. good dog. best friend.
Image 226331   01-12-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
417
 
 lionstrong: Do me a solid, bo. Now, do me a gas. Eww.
 zrj235: WRONG AGAIN
Image 226330   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
322
 
 waffles: More truth in there than you'll see on FoxNuuz in a year.
 Dresdenkeogh: Duh nuh nuh nuh, entertainment tonight
 Prostata: laundrotainment
 Side Boob: Time to move...
 zrj235: @Whatever yeah...
 Whatever: Actually its got better programming than whats on the tv.
 zrj235: dude that tv isn't gonna work unless you plug it in
Image 226329   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
281
 
 zrj235: left some kind of 3d resin tattoo in my hand for like years after that.
 zrj235: me and my friends were having a bowl-scraping party cuz we were all broke and out of weed. and i asked dude to pass me the screwdriver so he tossed it to me, but i caught it right next to the floor and it went all the way through my hand. didn't really hurt at all.
Image 226328   01-11-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
443
 
 Whatever: @White Rice Well it does take two to dance..
 trelyate: the tombstone in the back is for the guy who died tripping over the first tombstone
 sparenamelaptopdied: Death Race 2018
 White Rice: @Whatever ...twice.
 Whatever: Here is where Disco died
 zrj235: when i die, bury me in optical camoflage
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Come on, guys. Halloween isnt for another 10 months!
Image 226327   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
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