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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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2. Mr. Shine
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Scoo
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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258270 berlin: me too

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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inthrees uploaded 258439 (775 points)
logono uploaded 258207 (775 points)
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 6. god666: 2144 points
 7. bromide: 1867 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1796 points
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10. Solemn: 1640 points
11. Mr. Shine: 1607 points
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14. uncannie: 1483 points
15. logan: 1425 points
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Score:
417
 
 lionstrong: Do me a solid, bo. Now, do me a gas. Eww.
 zrj235: WRONG AGAIN
Image 226330   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
322
 
 waffles: More truth in there than you'll see on FoxNuuz in a year.
 Dresdenkeogh: Duh nuh nuh nuh, entertainment tonight
 Prostata: laundrotainment
 Side Boob: Time to move...
 zrj235: @Whatever yeah...
 Whatever: Actually its got better programming than whats on the tv.
 zrj235: dude that tv isn't gonna work unless you plug it in
Image 226329   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
281
 
 zrj235: left some kind of 3d resin tattoo in my hand for like years after that.
 zrj235: me and my friends were having a bowl-scraping party cuz we were all broke and out of weed. and i asked dude to pass me the screwdriver so he tossed it to me, but i caught it right next to the floor and it went all the way through my hand. didn't really hurt at all.
Image 226328   01-11-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
443
 
 Whatever: @White Rice Well it does take two to dance..
 trelyate: the tombstone in the back is for the guy who died tripping over the first tombstone
 sparenamelaptopdied: Death Race 2018
 White Rice: @Whatever ...twice.
 Whatever: Here is where Disco died
 zrj235: when i die, bury me in optical camoflage
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Come on, guys. Halloween isnt for another 10 months!
Image 226327   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
456
 
 mickeyd: Wot about my feets, hoomin?
 phailsauce: @a robot I've read an article about how shoes on a dog/cat can lead to serious injury due to the lost stability/grip and some Just get depressed so I wouldn't suggest that
 zrj235: @a robot he might also appreciate not being out in the fuckin snow
 a robot: Very cute! But he might also appreciate actual booties, not just fashionable legwarmers, to keep those little pawsies warm in the snow
Image 226326   01-11-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
543
 
 Teechur: The picture is reversed as it would be in a selfie. Hmmm...
 a robot: Extra fancy dogs demand to only be washed with San Pellegrino water
 addend: "Actually, this is my daughter, but don't speak to us ever again."
Image 226325   01-11-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
640
 
 ssignature: Doggo glory holes
 bookcase: @Bagels priorities amirite?
 Bagels: The snout hole is for easier barking at the neighbors
 boozer: Dogwood!
 Hokie333: Good doggo. Here, take this stick...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: We did it. We found the greatest super hero. Fence dog. Round of applause for ourselves people, we can now close up shop.
 Teechur: Snout, snout, let it all out....
 addend: Looks board.
 Ulillillia: Hidden Mickey
Image 226324   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
20
 
 grace: @DrinkMixMan come on
 DrinkMixMan: Get married then waste no time pissing her off playing video games all the time
 Chest Rockwell: You'd be better off just buying the Xbox.
Image 226323   01-11-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
293
 
 Side Boob: Maybe now Cobra Commander can finally defeat GI Joe.
 Aufziehvogel: This patch was designed for the November 8th 1997 launch of spacecraft USA 136, one of three to enter into the TRUMPET constellation. Nunquam Ante Numquam Iterum translates to never before, never again.
 zrj235: "Kumquats and Snakes, Ants, Kumquats and more Snakes, Again." And everyone said Latin class was useless.
 Bohab: Never before, never again... but with snakes
 addend: She raised her hand to the sky and yelled "How many fingers am I holding up?!" They clearly saw, but would not answer.
Image 226322   01-11-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
790
 
 Side Boob: You did what?!
 raditzu: thermometer will go where...?!
 zrj235: @a robot only if they stop getting naked in fron of me.
 a robot: Stop getting naked in front of your pets!
Image 226321   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
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