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257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

257706  Kaviri: Wakanda.

257724  OldKentuckyShark: Looks like the fella on the bottom left with the saxophone has been doing cocaine

257711  Kaviri: That's not how you draw an f.

257725  OldKentuckyShark: What do we do with this information? Obviously it involves giving rats more cocaine, which, where do we get said cocaine? And one thing leads to another, it's just the road we have to go down before we legalize cocaine.

257736  au bon pain: I hope you are prepared to exercise a lot. Herding breeds need a ton of exercise or they will find their own fun.

257719  Kaviri: What kind of dog is this?

257728  dobbiesdoogs: welcome to the club, pups

257722  Spazstatic: They vacuum, they don't mop/wash.

257663  Spazstatic: @White Rice ah, the legendary Misodo Play Cube X.

257726  Not A Bot: He must have been really tall

257619  Spazstatic: @WannaBee after I read your comment I could think of basically all of the main characters names in the show except for Linda. It took me a couple minutes.

257724  WannaBee: Just like your mom.

257623  Admiral Alan: Exactly @copunter

257619  WannaBee: @Spazstatic I knew the name didnt sound right! Thanks for pointing that out :)

257694  WannaBee: He looks like Zach Braff?

257695  Mr. Shine: @KingTrebek hasn't he sort of BECOME cosplay anyway?

257614  Spazstatic: @Teechur *sigh* what's a dickfor..?

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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river



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 zrj235: left some kind of 3d resin tattoo in my hand for like years after that.
 zrj235: me and my friends were having a bowl-scraping party cuz we were all broke and out of weed. and i asked dude to pass me the screwdriver so he tossed it to me, but i caught it right next to the floor and it went all the way through my hand. didn't really hurt at all.
Image 226328   01-11-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
443
 
 Whatever: @White Rice Well it does take two to dance..
 trelyate: the tombstone in the back is for the guy who died tripping over the first tombstone
 sparenamelaptopdied: Death Race 2018
 White Rice: @Whatever ...twice.
 Whatever: Here is where Disco died
 zrj235: when i die, bury me in optical camoflage
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Come on, guys. Halloween isnt for another 10 months!
Image 226327   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
456
 
 mickeyd: Wot about my feets, hoomin?
 phailsauce: @a robot I've read an article about how shoes on a dog/cat can lead to serious injury due to the lost stability/grip and some Just get depressed so I wouldn't suggest that
 zrj235: @a robot he might also appreciate not being out in the fuckin snow
 a robot: Very cute! But he might also appreciate actual booties, not just fashionable legwarmers, to keep those little pawsies warm in the snow
Image 226326   01-11-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
543
 
 Teechur: The picture is reversed as it would be in a selfie. Hmmm...
 a robot: Extra fancy dogs demand to only be washed with San Pellegrino water
 addend: "Actually, this is my daughter, but don't speak to us ever again."
Image 226325   01-11-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
640
 
 ssignature: Doggo glory holes
 bookcase: @Bagels priorities amirite?
 Bagels: The snout hole is for easier barking at the neighbors
 boozer: Dogwood!
 Hokie333: Good doggo. Here, take this stick...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: We did it. We found the greatest super hero. Fence dog. Round of applause for ourselves people, we can now close up shop.
 Teechur: Snout, snout, let it all out....
 addend: Looks board.
 Ulillillia: Hidden Mickey
Image 226324   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
20
 
 grace: @DrinkMixMan come on
 DrinkMixMan: Get married then waste no time pissing her off playing video games all the time
 Chest Rockwell: You'd be better off just buying the Xbox.
Image 226323   01-11-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
293
 
 Side Boob: Maybe now Cobra Commander can finally defeat GI Joe.
 Aufziehvogel: This patch was designed for the November 8th 1997 launch of spacecraft USA 136, one of three to enter into the TRUMPET constellation. Nunquam Ante Numquam Iterum translates to never before, never again.
 zrj235: "Kumquats and Snakes, Ants, Kumquats and more Snakes, Again." And everyone said Latin class was useless.
 Bohab: Never before, never again... but with snakes
 addend: She raised her hand to the sky and yelled "How many fingers am I holding up?!" They clearly saw, but would not answer.
Image 226322   01-11-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
790
 
 Side Boob: You did what?!
 raditzu: thermometer will go where...?!
 zrj235: @a robot only if they stop getting naked in fron of me.
 a robot: Stop getting naked in front of your pets!
Image 226321   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
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 zrj235: @Robespierre @Ulillillia yeah i did that too, but i think this one might be too powerful to defeat. jeez, if i wanted to look at my phone, i'd look at my phone.
 zrj235: I'm the pop-up ad as soon as the boss fight starts.
 addend: (Posts the 155,297th note. Criticizes the previous note for being a "classic".)
 Ulillillia: I'm the guy clicking the Bad button.
 reagan: DEATH TO ALL FONE SCREENCAPS
Image 226320   01-11-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
499
 
 Xeno: What if it makes a Jesus-shaped splat on the wall? WHAT THEN?!
 cenecia: That moment when the joke religion has more photographic proof of its lord and savior than the real ones.
 mrwiffler: something's wrong with your gravity.
 zrj235: Looks like that spaghetti is done.
 wolfpk: Beware of the flying spaghetti monster!
 Sandor: Behold it's noodley appendage
 White Rice: @Robespierre is that somehow related to The Noodle Incident, or is it its own incident?
 elmosco: Ah, yes - The Spaghetti Incident live action looks promising.
Image 226319   01-11-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
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