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273026  Call Of Pooty: Coming soon to America, Asian Beiber

273032  sparename: Avoiding collcateral damage

273035  younglink: Cat herder and VLC aficionado? Rad.

273023  ignatz: Ok sorry Best. Goodboy. Ever. Not gonna have anonymous sex with a dog honest..

273021  Prostata: the breakfast of champions

273028  ignatz: When you take a mouthful of sours all at once..

272979  ignatz: Ralarviolae?

272979  ignatz: @El hefe @Science Raviolarvae

272980  ignatz: *sigh*

272980  ignatz: Spending too much time on shstormfront..

272982  ignatz: @VoR Mathannan skyline

273034  sparename: Does she hold her gun sideways to look cool, too? .. (Though I checked and read about El Al in-air security guards with their weapons kept hammer down on an empty chamber for safety - they then, for speed, would bring up the gun sideways in order to quickly rack the slider with their other hand to load a round and then fire.)

273038  alex: I don't think those cats have ever taken a picture before

272985  ignatz: Can you actually scrape bad breath off your tongue?

272989  ignatz: But er..

272992  ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

272992  ignatz: @male anon OhSorry you meant the LP..

272992  ignatz: @male anon Nah, that's just a 'don't fuck with my car' sticker

273002  Not A Bot: It was all four combined that killed him

273026  mammal883: The teacher donated one of the student's kidneys? That seems harsh!

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272991 turtled: Trick question: the first letter in 'the English alphabet' is a T

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272892 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I have absolutely zero reasons or incentives to be anywhere near there at 10pm any night, much less Wednesday. (in fact, I am blissfully unaware of any 10 PM Wed. antics)

272993 Passive: To answer your question, baby, something like this.



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 zrj235: left some kind of 3d resin tattoo in my hand for like years after that.
 zrj235: me and my friends were having a bowl-scraping party cuz we were all broke and out of weed. and i asked dude to pass me the screwdriver so he tossed it to me, but i caught it right next to the floor and it went all the way through my hand. didn't really hurt at all.
Image 226328   01-11-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
443
 
 Whatever: @White Rice Well it does take two to dance..
 trelyate: the tombstone in the back is for the guy who died tripping over the first tombstone
 sparenamelaptopdied: Death Race 2018
 White Rice: @Whatever ...twice.
 Whatever: Here is where Disco died
 zrj235: when i die, bury me in optical camoflage
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Come on, guys. Halloween isnt for another 10 months!
Image 226327   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
456
 
 mickeyd: Wot about my feets, hoomin?
 phailsauce: @a robot I've read an article about how shoes on a dog/cat can lead to serious injury due to the lost stability/grip and some Just get depressed so I wouldn't suggest that
 zrj235: @a robot he might also appreciate not being out in the fuckin snow
 a robot: Very cute! But he might also appreciate actual booties, not just fashionable legwarmers, to keep those little pawsies warm in the snow
Image 226326   01-11-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
543
 
 Teechur: The picture is reversed as it would be in a selfie. Hmmm...
 a robot: Extra fancy dogs demand to only be washed with San Pellegrino water
 addend: "Actually, this is my daughter, but don't speak to us ever again."
Image 226325   01-11-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
640
 
 ssignature: Doggo glory holes
 bookcase: @Bagels priorities amirite?
 Bagels: The snout hole is for easier barking at the neighbors
 boozer: Dogwood!
 Hokie333: Good doggo. Here, take this stick...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: We did it. We found the greatest super hero. Fence dog. Round of applause for ourselves people, we can now close up shop.
 Teechur: Snout, snout, let it all out....
 addend: Looks board.
 Ulillillia: Hidden Mickey
Image 226324   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
20
 
 grace: @DrinkMixMan come on
 DrinkMixMan: Get married then waste no time pissing her off playing video games all the time
 Chest Rockwell: You'd be better off just buying the Xbox.
Image 226323   01-11-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
293
 
 Side Boob: Maybe now Cobra Commander can finally defeat GI Joe.
 Aufziehvogel: This patch was designed for the November 8th 1997 launch of spacecraft USA 136, one of three to enter into the TRUMPET constellation. Nunquam Ante Numquam Iterum translates to never before, never again.
 zrj235: "Kumquats and Snakes, Ants, Kumquats and more Snakes, Again." And everyone said Latin class was useless.
 Bohab: Never before, never again... but with snakes
 addend: She raised her hand to the sky and yelled "How many fingers am I holding up?!" They clearly saw, but would not answer.
Image 226322   01-11-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
790
 
 Side Boob: You did what?!
 raditzu: thermometer will go where...?!
 zrj235: @a robot only if they stop getting naked in fron of me.
 a robot: Stop getting naked in front of your pets!
Image 226321   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
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 zrj235: @Robespierre @Ulillillia yeah i did that too, but i think this one might be too powerful to defeat. jeez, if i wanted to look at my phone, i'd look at my phone.
 zrj235: I'm the pop-up ad as soon as the boss fight starts.
 addend: (Posts the 155,297th note. Criticizes the previous note for being a "classic".)
 Ulillillia: I'm the guy clicking the Bad button.
 reagan: DEATH TO ALL FONE SCREENCAPS
Image 226320   01-11-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
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 Xeno: What if it makes a Jesus-shaped splat on the wall? WHAT THEN?!
 cenecia: That moment when the joke religion has more photographic proof of its lord and savior than the real ones.
 mrwiffler: something's wrong with your gravity.
 zrj235: Looks like that spaghetti is done.
 wolfpk: Beware of the flying spaghetti monster!
 Sandor: Behold it's noodley appendage
 White Rice: @Robespierre is that somehow related to The Noodle Incident, or is it its own incident?
 elmosco: Ah, yes - The Spaghetti Incident live action looks promising.
Image 226319   01-11-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
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