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272548  WTF: Now give him Arnold's head.

272519  Not A Bot: Thank you for your applications but the vacancy has been filled.

272530  Teechur: I still get a trophy though, right?

272549  sparename: There's a cute cat doing a thing about 200yds beyond that building to the left

272423  Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272425  Sadpygmy: I knew it was you Fredo

272448  Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272557  sparename: " # Heeeeey Matharena! # "

272539  Teechur: Strabismus

272378  Sprinkles: Ummmmmm @Off Topic

272534  Hokie333: You found my marbles! Good Boy!

272496  some guy : Bazinga.

272538  Sadpygmy: No job is complete till the paperwork is done

272539  wolfpk: Gas

272511  Uncle Phil: Still no homework.

272525  CheezGrater: Mao Money, Mao Money, Mao Money

272341  MrBoffo: Something something 15 percent

272351  MrBoffo: (can opener (R))

272359  MrBoffo: Vegas, eh? This explains it all.

272360  MrBoffo: Brisk

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272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.



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Score:
443
 
 Whatever: @White Rice Well it does take two to dance..
 trelyate: the tombstone in the back is for the guy who died tripping over the first tombstone
 sparenamelaptopdied: Death Race 2018
 White Rice: @Whatever ...twice.
 Whatever: Here is where Disco died
 zrj235: when i die, bury me in optical camoflage
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Come on, guys. Halloween isnt for another 10 months!
Image 226327   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
456
 
 mickeyd: Wot about my feets, hoomin?
 phailsauce: @a robot I've read an article about how shoes on a dog/cat can lead to serious injury due to the lost stability/grip and some Just get depressed so I wouldn't suggest that
 zrj235: @a robot he might also appreciate not being out in the fuckin snow
 a robot: Very cute! But he might also appreciate actual booties, not just fashionable legwarmers, to keep those little pawsies warm in the snow
Image 226326   01-11-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
543
 
 Teechur: The picture is reversed as it would be in a selfie. Hmmm...
 a robot: Extra fancy dogs demand to only be washed with San Pellegrino water
 addend: "Actually, this is my daughter, but don't speak to us ever again."
Image 226325   01-11-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
640
 
 ssignature: Doggo glory holes
 bookcase: @Bagels priorities amirite?
 Bagels: The snout hole is for easier barking at the neighbors
 boozer: Dogwood!
 Hokie333: Good doggo. Here, take this stick...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: We did it. We found the greatest super hero. Fence dog. Round of applause for ourselves people, we can now close up shop.
 Teechur: Snout, snout, let it all out....
 addend: Looks board.
 Ulillillia: Hidden Mickey
Image 226324   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
20
 
 grace: @DrinkMixMan come on
 DrinkMixMan: Get married then waste no time pissing her off playing video games all the time
 Chest Rockwell: You'd be better off just buying the Xbox.
Image 226323   01-11-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
293
 
 Side Boob: Maybe now Cobra Commander can finally defeat GI Joe.
 Aufziehvogel: This patch was designed for the November 8th 1997 launch of spacecraft USA 136, one of three to enter into the TRUMPET constellation. Nunquam Ante Numquam Iterum translates to never before, never again.
 zrj235: "Kumquats and Snakes, Ants, Kumquats and more Snakes, Again." And everyone said Latin class was useless.
 Bohab: Never before, never again... but with snakes
 addend: She raised her hand to the sky and yelled "How many fingers am I holding up?!" They clearly saw, but would not answer.
Image 226322   01-11-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
790
 
 Side Boob: You did what?!
 raditzu: thermometer will go where...?!
 zrj235: @a robot only if they stop getting naked in fron of me.
 a robot: Stop getting naked in front of your pets!
Image 226321   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
514
 
 zrj235: @Robespierre @Ulillillia yeah i did that too, but i think this one might be too powerful to defeat. jeez, if i wanted to look at my phone, i'd look at my phone.
 zrj235: I'm the pop-up ad as soon as the boss fight starts.
 addend: (Posts the 155,297th note. Criticizes the previous note for being a "classic".)
 Ulillillia: I'm the guy clicking the Bad button.
 reagan: DEATH TO ALL FONE SCREENCAPS
Image 226320   01-11-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
499
 
 Xeno: What if it makes a Jesus-shaped splat on the wall? WHAT THEN?!
 cenecia: That moment when the joke religion has more photographic proof of its lord and savior than the real ones.
 mrwiffler: something's wrong with your gravity.
 zrj235: Looks like that spaghetti is done.
 wolfpk: Beware of the flying spaghetti monster!
 Sandor: Behold it's noodley appendage
 White Rice: @Robespierre is that somehow related to The Noodle Incident, or is it its own incident?
 elmosco: Ah, yes - The Spaghetti Incident live action looks promising.
Image 226319   01-11-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
483
 
 addend: Then it grew back even thicker. :(
 taiko: The Dollar Mow Club's lawnmower looks labour-intensive.
Image 226318   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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