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228184  Korrok: Korrok approves.

228245  Warrax: Chapter 1: Why they "gotta go fast."

228242  WTF: Buckle up kid. I need to get this package to Tijuana by 2am.

228246  WTF: And alternate facts were born.

227308  Staida: 50% chance to get it right, get it wrong 150% of the time.

228230  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @duckfarts all these bitches be dropping their groceries when they see me parking my classic station wagon.

228242  Warrax: Get in, I'll explain on the way.

228245  Ulillillia: Sonic GameFAQs

228190  duckfarts: that's some pig

228195  duckfarts: @ignatz instructions unclear: shit on a sand castle

228197  duckfarts: PSA: caramel m&ms are fucking gross, do not get them unless you hate yourself

228198  duckfarts: @savvoy can confirm that this looks like some crazy fucked up thai

228218  Warrax: I call them "tomatoes."

228198  duckfarts: seems legit

228206  duckfarts: loops back around to fucking awesome

228210  duckfarts: ah yes, frats and sororities: murdering young adults since 1908

228226  Warrax: Hello fellow canines.

228229  Warrax: @Scoo Well, you wouldn't want to exceed your own body weight in a 24 hour period. Let's not get crazy here.

228233  Not A Bot: Prime poop catching position

228213  duckfarts: KEEP FROZEN - COOK THOROUGHLY - MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND, TOTINO

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228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!



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 Whatever: @White Rice Well it does take two to dance..
 trelyate: the tombstone in the back is for the guy who died tripping over the first tombstone
 sparenamelaptopdied: Death Race 2018
 White Rice: @Whatever ...twice.
 Whatever: Here is where Disco died
 zrj235: when i die, bury me in optical camoflage
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Come on, guys. Halloween isnt for another 10 months!
Image 226327   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
456
 
 Robespierre: Wot about my feets, hoomin?
 Yurishiro: @a robot I've read an article about how shoes on a dog/cat can lead to serious injury due to the lost stability/grip and some Just get depressed so I wouldn't suggest that
 zrj235: @a robot he might also appreciate not being out in the fuckin snow
 a robot: Very cute! But he might also appreciate actual booties, not just fashionable legwarmers, to keep those little pawsies warm in the snow
Image 226326   01-11-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
543
 
 Teechur: The picture is reversed as it would be in a selfie. Hmmm...
 a robot: Extra fancy dogs demand to only be washed with San Pellegrino water
 addend: "Actually, this is my daughter, but don't speak to us ever again."
Image 226325   01-11-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
640
 
 ssignature: Doggo glory holes
 Yurishiro: @Bagels priorities amirite?
 Bagels: The snout hole is for easier barking at the neighbors
 Yurishiro: Dogwood!
 Hokie333: Good doggo. Here, take this stick...
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: We did it. We found the greatest super hero. Fence dog. Round of applause for ourselves people, we can now close up shop.
 Teechur: Snout, snout, let it all out....
 addend: Looks board.
 Ulillillia: Hidden Mickey
Image 226324   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
20
 
 grace: @DrinkMixMan come on
 DrinkMixMan: Get married then waste no time pissing her off playing video games all the time
 Chest Rockwell: You'd be better off just buying the Xbox.
Image 226323   01-11-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
293
 
 Side Boob: Maybe now Cobra Commander can finally defeat GI Joe.
 Aufziehvogel: This patch was designed for the November 8th 1997 launch of spacecraft USA 136, one of three to enter into the TRUMPET constellation. Nunquam Ante Numquam Iterum translates to never before, never again.
 zrj235: "Kumquats and Snakes, Ants, Kumquats and more Snakes, Again." And everyone said Latin class was useless.
 Bohab: Never before, never again... but with snakes
 addend: She raised her hand to the sky and yelled "How many fingers am I holding up?!" They clearly saw, but would not answer.
Image 226322   01-11-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
738
 
 Side Boob: You did what?!
 raditzu: thermometer will go where...?!
 zrj235: @a robot only if they stop getting naked in fron of me.
 a robot: Stop getting naked in front of your pets!
Image 226321   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
514
 
 zrj235: @Robespierre @Ulillillia yeah i did that too, but i think this one might be too powerful to defeat. jeez, if i wanted to look at my phone, i'd look at my phone.
 zrj235: I'm the pop-up ad as soon as the boss fight starts.
 addend: (Posts the 155,297th note. Criticizes the previous note for being a "classic".)
 Ulillillia: I'm the guy clicking the Bad button.
 Robespierre: DEATH TO ALL FONE SCREENCAPS
Image 226320   01-11-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
499
 
 Xeno: What if it makes a Jesus-shaped splat on the wall? WHAT THEN?!
 cenecia: That moment when the joke religion has more photographic proof of its lord and savior than the real ones.
 mrwiffler: something's wrong with your gravity.
 zrj235: Looks like that spaghetti is done.
 wolfpk: Beware of the flying spaghetti monster!
 Sandor: Behold it's noodley appendage
 White Rice: @Robespierre is that somehow related to The Noodle Incident, or is it its own incident?
 Robespierre: Ah, yes - The Spaghetti Incident live action looks promising.
Image 226319   01-11-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
483
 
 addend: Then it grew back even thicker. :(
 Robespierre: The Dollar Mow Club's lawnmower looks labour-intensive.
Image 226318   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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