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268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

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1. VeeKay
2. MrBoffo
3. Not A Bot
4. a robot
5. ignatz
6. Teechur
7. tib gubb
8. addend
9. Annoying Vegan
10. Shay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (934 points)
nuke em uploaded 268597 (864 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (850 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (782 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (751 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (709 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. E. HONDA: 3775 points
 2. Annoying Vegan : 3561 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2523 points
 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1628 points
 8. beyardo: 1584 points
 9. Sydney: 1578 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1553 points
11. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. frenk: 1527 points
14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. wolfskin: 1451 points
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Score:
499
 
 Xeno: What if it makes a Jesus-shaped splat on the wall? WHAT THEN?!
 cenecia: That moment when the joke religion has more photographic proof of its lord and savior than the real ones.
 mrwiffler: something's wrong with your gravity.
 zrj235: Looks like that spaghetti is done.
 wolfpk: Beware of the flying spaghetti monster!
 Sandor: Behold it's noodley appendage
 White Rice: @Robespierre is that somehow related to The Noodle Incident, or is it its own incident?
 elmosco: Ah, yes - The Spaghetti Incident live action looks promising.
Image 226319   01-11-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
483
 
 addend: Then it grew back even thicker. :(
 taiko: The Dollar Mow Club's lawnmower looks labour-intensive.
Image 226318   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
187
 
 Science: Actually, that's me and my dad, but thanks.
 raditzu: Damn, you could at least shave, woman!
 spacedawg: You've got me in creases - shirt-grip / What a turn-up for the books now / Trouser it to me / Don't hang me up now...
 Ulillillia: Uh huh huh huh huh huh
Image 226317   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
234
 
 Greek Fire: @zrj235 Jetpack.
 fink: Seems like a safe distance from the tv
 zrj235: @Greek Fire i must disagree, 5 was so much better just because of the scenes when you switched back to Trevor and he had gotten up to some shit.
 Greek Fire: San Andreas, best of the GTAs.
 Not A Bot: Big and rad
 Skaalar: Accurate.
Image 226316   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
265
 
 Prostata: 100% snake oil
 zrj235: ok, it's technically illicit amphetamine analogs, but hey. pH strips don't test for that.
 addend: "Trust me, it's alkaline."
 Fiveninety: also, water with stuff added to it != pure
 Nope: We're too AWESOME for the FDA
 Fiveninety: i think you should still test it.. especially because you make it sound like it's watered-down drain cleaner
 Sandor: Does that mean the pH is above 14??
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Boiled tap water sent through a Brita filter.
Image 226315   01-11-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
466
 
 younglink: Wonder if it made bagels.
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Raisin Donuts are my favorite
 Science: "No bookkeeping!" In other words, "Don't report your earnings!"
 addend: Oh, the yearning to be new, greaseless, and different!
 dobbiesdoogs: comment spam was different in the 50's
Image 226314   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
699
 
 Bad Dad: Ah, that brings back memories!
 DrinkMixMan: Haha got me again Spookissimus
 sparenamelaptopdied: Then Alice met the Cheshire Caterpillar..
 Ulillillia: Grab them by the spookissimus
 El hefe: My basement too
 Skaalar: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Wait until you start those goddamn bats.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: One toke over the line sweet Jesus, one toke over the line
Image 226313   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
573
 
 myrealname: Flappy New Ears to you too
Image 226312   01-11-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
472
 
 mexican: The label takes away from it in my opinion.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Im a fun doctor. We have fun at my office. See this? Isnt that fun?! Hahaha! Okay, now lets see that bhole.
 Ulillillia: "You really need to stop swallowing those plastic toppers on pizzas"
Image 226311   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
948
 
 Ulillillia: @Not A Bot This is a rad pic tho
 Not A Bot: My bad votes are not replenishing. There is shit EVERYWHERE !!! :(
Image 226310   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
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