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258180  Yam: @Nope Spooooky

258193  million laffs: I like the pupper on the left

258190  Peter Pantsless: I can think of one that doesn't

258180  Nope: @Yam Looks to be, Sunnyside and that red spot on the blue bin is the city of Calgary logo

258159  Side Boob: @Solemn Also, aluminium

258179  Mr. Whiskers: Which one do I shoot?!?!

258182  Not A Bot: dat ass!

258180  Yam: Wait, is this Calgary?

258150  a robot: Betty White is older than sliced bread

258153  a robot: You rock that three-piece suit, bowler hat, umbrella and red thigh-high boots, Mr. Businessman

258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

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1. Mr. Shine
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Robespierre
4. Solemn
5. Side Boob
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7. Scoo
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9. Not A Bot
10. VoR



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258069 dangerkeith3000: He's trying to find mosquitoes in amber so he can create another Jurassic Park.

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.



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Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 258044 (789 points)
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10. Scoo: 2068 points
11. burritos: 1926 points
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13. elahabdh: 1778 points
14. Side Boob: 1776 points
15. cran vodka: 1664 points
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Score:
483
 
 addend: Then it grew back even thicker. :(
 taiko: The Dollar Mow Club's lawnmower looks labour-intensive.
Image 226318   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
187
 
 Science: Actually, that's me and my dad, but thanks.
 raditzu: Damn, you could at least shave, woman!
 spacedawg: You've got me in creases - shirt-grip / What a turn-up for the books now / Trouser it to me / Don't hang me up now...
 Ulillillia: Uh huh huh huh huh huh
Image 226317   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
234
 
 Greek Fire: @zrj235 Jetpack.
 fink: Seems like a safe distance from the tv
 zrj235: @Greek Fire i must disagree, 5 was so much better just because of the scenes when you switched back to Trevor and he had gotten up to some shit.
 Greek Fire: San Andreas, best of the GTAs.
 Not A Bot: Big and rad
 Skaalar: Accurate.
Image 226316   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
265
 
 Prostata: 100% snake oil
 zrj235: ok, it's technically illicit amphetamine analogs, but hey. pH strips don't test for that.
 addend: "Trust me, it's alkaline."
 Fiveninety: also, water with stuff added to it != pure
 Nope: We're too AWESOME for the FDA
 Fiveninety: i think you should still test it.. especially because you make it sound like it's watered-down drain cleaner
 Sandor: Does that mean the pH is above 14??
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Boiled tap water sent through a Brita filter.
Image 226315   01-11-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
466
 
 younglink: Wonder if it made bagels.
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Raisin Donuts are my favorite
 Science: "No bookkeeping!" In other words, "Don't report your earnings!"
 addend: Oh, the yearning to be new, greaseless, and different!
 dobbiesdoogs: comment spam was different in the 50's
Image 226314   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
699
 
 Bad Dad: Ah, that brings back memories!
 DrinkMixMan: Haha got me again Spookissimus
 sparenamelaptopdied: Then Alice met the Cheshire Caterpillar..
 Ulillillia: Grab them by the spookissimus
 El hefe: My basement too
 Skaalar: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Wait until you start those goddamn bats.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: One toke over the line sweet Jesus, one toke over the line
Image 226313   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
573
 
 ignatz: Flappy New Ears to you too
Image 226312   01-11-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
472
 
 mexican: The label takes away from it in my opinion.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Im a fun doctor. We have fun at my office. See this? Isnt that fun?! Hahaha! Okay, now lets see that bhole.
 Ulillillia: "You really need to stop swallowing those plastic toppers on pizzas"
Image 226311   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
948
 
 Ulillillia: @Not A Bot This is a rad pic tho
 Not A Bot: My bad votes are not replenishing. There is shit EVERYWHERE !!! :(
Image 226310   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
228
 
 Amy Housewine: 'Water Cup' is presumably a euphemism for something obscene.
 Joseph: [drinks straight from the machine and burps loudly]
 Side Boob: Gang initiation for Heck's Angels
 mexican: This is the pettiest shit. I don't even do this and I still think it is bullshit.
 El hefe: I'll finally obtain OG status
 illBilliam: 3 hots and a cot for $1! What a steal!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Me. Krabs IRL
 Ulillillia: I'd be tempted to do it just to hear the police yell at them for wasting their time.
 Sadbot: Still better than I'd feel if I were a passive-aggressive restaurateur with no customers
 Warrax: Like I finally had some real "street cred."
Image 226309   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
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