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273396  lecj07: German kindergarten?

273397  lecj07: See this at my store all the time. Either dead, or someone got bored. Or Jay-zus was in the store today!

273402  Peter Pantsless: Oh, that internet, always doing...like, stuff, I guess

273391  Minnesotan: how I plan to die

273376  Annoying Vegan : How many rolls is this though?

273395  TurkeyVultureTed: Don't hate, Aggrogate!

273390  BavidDowie: How long til dinner's ready

273366  Not A Bot: Ariel's grandparents.

273299  RogueLeader: lolol @Prostata

273390  FormerLurker: Save your valuables. And I guess a noice floral stock pot too.

273392  FormerLurker: I bet this pupper makes really weird noises. Really hilarious adorable bizarre noises, out of every end that can make a noise.

273224  FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273383  Nope: Chance is way better

273384  runny999: Beluga is ripped

273343  Greifer: your bread looks wierd

273369  prius: Iggy Izzard really got the short end of the stick in the divorce.

273378  Yam: Beautiful lady, beautiful dog.

273378  Side Boob: They seem nice.

273374  Not A Bot: I found out he turned down a $5,000,000 advertising deal with a beer company because his demographic is mostly kids.

273377  tib gubb: i laughed, i cried, i laughed again...

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.



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Score:
265
 
 Prostata: 100% snake oil
 zrj235: ok, it's technically illicit amphetamine analogs, but hey. pH strips don't test for that.
 addend: "Trust me, it's alkaline."
 Fiveninety: also, water with stuff added to it != pure
 Nope: We're too AWESOME for the FDA
 Fiveninety: i think you should still test it.. especially because you make it sound like it's watered-down drain cleaner
 Sandor: Does that mean the pH is above 14??
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Boiled tap water sent through a Brita filter.
Image 226315   01-11-18   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
466
 
 younglink: Wonder if it made bagels.
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Raisin Donuts are my favorite
 Science: "No bookkeeping!" In other words, "Don't report your earnings!"
 addend: Oh, the yearning to be new, greaseless, and different!
 dobbiesdoogs: comment spam was different in the 50's
Image 226314   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
699
 
 Bad Dad: Ah, that brings back memories!
 DrinkMixMan: Haha got me again Spookissimus
 sparenamelaptopdied: Then Alice met the Cheshire Caterpillar..
 Ulillillia: Grab them by the spookissimus
 El hefe: My basement too
 Skaalar: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Wait until you start those goddamn bats.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: One toke over the line sweet Jesus, one toke over the line
Image 226313   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
573
 
 myrealname: Flappy New Ears to you too
Image 226312   01-11-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
472
 
 mexican: The label takes away from it in my opinion.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Im a fun doctor. We have fun at my office. See this? Isnt that fun?! Hahaha! Okay, now lets see that bhole.
 Ulillillia: "You really need to stop swallowing those plastic toppers on pizzas"
Image 226311   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
948
 
 Ulillillia: @Not A Bot This is a rad pic tho
 Not A Bot: My bad votes are not replenishing. There is shit EVERYWHERE !!! :(
Image 226310   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Hippitus Hoppitus
Score:
228
 
 Amy Housewine: 'Water Cup' is presumably a euphemism for something obscene.
 Joseph: [drinks straight from the machine and burps loudly]
 Side Boob: Gang initiation for Heck's Angels
 mexican: This is the pettiest shit. I don't even do this and I still think it is bullshit.
 El hefe: I'll finally obtain OG status
 illBilliam: 3 hots and a cot for $1! What a steal!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Me. Krabs IRL
 Ulillillia: I'd be tempted to do it just to hear the police yell at them for wasting their time.
 Sadbot: Still better than I'd feel if I were a passive-aggressive restaurateur with no customers
 Warrax: Like I finally had some real "street cred."
Image 226309   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
435
 
 Warrax: Please do not touch me I am put soda in a water cup.
Image 226308   01-11-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
171
 
 funny in the wall: i thought it was about puzzles at first and almost radded
 Side Boob: *sad trombone*
 raditzu: SOON - PZLWIN(E)
 Cory Trevor: "Why bother?"
 Ulillillia: Brown's the color of poo
 Warrax: You jinxed it.
 dobbiesdoogs: "no"
Image 226307   01-11-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
673
 
 Amy Housewine: You got that whole surplus value thing as well.
 hajjpodge: @bug It's just popular with a very specific demographic, and they're whales.
 addend: 1. Start a business. 2. Hire employees. 3. Profit?
 tib gubb: @bug oh, but it's a very exclusive game
 bug: Yet, for some reason, Grand Theft Minimum Wage Violations IV isn't a popular game.
Image 226306   01-11-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
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