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228485  jochenau: You smell nice.

228458  Teechur: @MasterTwig These kinda remind me of Shrek's ears!

228504  Robespierre: Ploughed ... for HER pleasure.

228493  Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."

228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

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1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Scoo
4. Ulillillia
5. VeeKay
6. glenalec
7. Aufziehvogel
8. wolfpk
9. GoGo Robotto
10. Dr Awkward



The top ten most commented-on images today:

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?



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 3. Scoo: 6082 points
 4. Bagels: 5042 points
 5. Not A Bot: 4149 points
 6. ColdHotCool: 2358 points
 7. Side Boob: 2338 points
 8. AFanOfSprite: 2188 points
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10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. majorchamp: 1975 points
12. adeadcrab: 1922 points
13. guccigucci: 1827 points
14. zip file: 1776 points
15. CheezGrater: 1688 points
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Score:
758
 
 addend: Pretty sure he knocked over the card table. Still a good boy, though.
 Lantry: get a job, ya bum
Image 226299   01-11-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
282
 
 Science: "By the way, it will also burn when you pee in 24-48 hours. Sorry about that."
 Skaalar: I really wish you hadnt sprayed my end with burning pee.
Image 226298   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
643
 
 Mr Bleak: I think you're in trouble pupper - you just woke the cat...
 mexican: Performance art.
 addend: Ha ha, doggo's eating... Never mind.
 El hefe: A rare Golden Constrictor
 Robespierre: You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind to ... Flavourtown.
 tib gubb: nature is beautiful
 Peach: I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Image 226297   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
399
 
 Nope: Whoops, sorry about that
Image 226296   01-11-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
493
 
 grizzly: Hackerman!
 a sedated moose: I NEED, A COMPUTER!
 raditzu: I wouldn't be surprised if the guy on the left would be called Hank, or Gus, or "stick-that-cigar-up-your-rear-dammit"
 tib gubb: shadowrun, good stuff.
Image 226295   01-11-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
284
 
 addend: @Mr. Shine Hmm... you ask a suspicious question.
 mrd0t: @Mr. Shine All you have to do is convince a judge.
 AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Shine in the US, basically none.
 Mr. Shine: What level of suspicion is required for a warrant?
Image 226294   01-11-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
306
 
 Skaalar: Because you sound like an abusive dick, to be honest
Image 226293   01-11-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
717
 
 Teechur: Butt-sniffing's ok, though.
 Mr. Shine: He does tho.
 Sandor: And reminds you not to lick yourself in public
 Warrax: NO LICKING!
Image 226292   01-11-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
346
 
 RiderFan: Dead Velvet cupcake.
 Robespierre: Shay-oo-bay, shat-tered; shat-tered...
 Mr. Shine: This tastes like blood!
 Warrax: A cupcake to die for.
 when so: Red velvet, red blood
 Shay: There's a party in my mouth and everyone are trespassing and were never invited.
Image 226291   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
438
 
 wolfpk: I told you to get treated for worms.
 White Rice: @Mr. Shine the pooper?
 Mr. Shine: I've seen enough woodcuts to know where THIS is going.
Image 226290   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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