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273011  ignatz: Never put your hand in the jaw after you've made the back-cut..

273017  ignatz: QsuxA

273020  ignatz: Whoa, they share it!?

273021  ignatz: Yuh, saving the Tiny Rebel for elevenses..

273023  ignatz: Best. Gloryhole. Ever..

273021  runny999: Hottest mix tape in preschool

272999  Dr Awkward: [Gives High Five to bird]

272963  ignatz: @Spazstatic Haha I know a few Smoothbrains..

272993  Passive: To answer your question, baby, something like this.

273017  Dr Awkward: Thorough AF.

273010  Passive: You've heard of the go-pro? This is the leave-and-never-come-back pro

273015  El hefe: Biting one of those would cause a nuclear explosion

272922  KingTrebek: Nice belt

273029  Crim Tender: That pupper looks like someone mixed parts at the Build-a-Doggo workshop

272934  Passive: Typical reaction to your average Leslie Neilson movie.

273009  mammal883: stop taking pictures and give me a hand.

273015  mammal883: The next stage will be the duplication of the 'm' into each new candy, can't remember from 10th grade what that phase is called, maybe logophase?

273015  mammal883: Mitosis

273010  Side Boob: Nobody cares about the minutia of your life.

272968  Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272991 turtled: Trick question: the first letter in 'the English alphabet' is a T

272892 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I have absolutely zero reasons or incentives to be anywhere near there at 10pm any night, much less Wednesday. (in fact, I am blissfully unaware of any 10 PM Wed. antics)

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272993 Passive: To answer your question, baby, something like this.



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not i spy uploaded 272641 (898 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (872 points)
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nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (820 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (799 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (784 points)
frenk uploaded 272924 (780 points)
daver uploaded 272808 (759 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)
redpeepee uploaded 272760 (737 points)
Mexico uploaded 272595 (736 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 272577 (729 points)


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 5. Mexico: 2894 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 2786 points
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10. Snow Plow: 1732 points
11. confession: 1643 points
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 addend: Pretty sure he knocked over the card table. Still a good boy, though.
 Lantry: get a job, ya bum
Image 226299   01-11-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
282
 
 Science: "By the way, it will also burn when you pee in 24-48 hours. Sorry about that."
 Skaalar: I really wish you hadnt sprayed my end with burning pee.
Image 226298   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
643
 
 Mr Bleak: I think you're in trouble pupper - you just woke the cat...
 mexican: Performance art.
 addend: Ha ha, doggo's eating... Never mind.
 El hefe: A rare Golden Constrictor
 avemaria: You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind to ... Flavourtown.
 tib gubb: nature is beautiful
 Peach: I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Image 226297   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
399
 
 Nope: Whoops, sorry about that
Image 226296   01-11-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
493
 
 grizzly: Hackerman!
 a sedated moose: I NEED, A COMPUTER!
 raditzu: I wouldn't be surprised if the guy on the left would be called Hank, or Gus, or "stick-that-cigar-up-your-rear-dammit"
 tib gubb: shadowrun, good stuff.
Image 226295   01-11-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
284
 
 addend: @Mr. Shine Hmm... you ask a suspicious question.
 mrd0t: @Mr. Shine All you have to do is convince a judge.
 AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Shine in the US, basically none.
 Mr. Shine: What level of suspicion is required for a warrant?
Image 226294   01-11-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
306
 
 Skaalar: Because you sound like an abusive dick, to be honest
Image 226293   01-11-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
717
 
 Teechur: Butt-sniffing's ok, though.
 Mr. Shine: He does tho.
 Sandor: And reminds you not to lick yourself in public
 Warrax: NO LICKING!
Image 226292   01-11-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
346
 
 RiderFan: Dead Velvet cupcake.
 In The Pocket: Shay-oo-bay, shat-tered; shat-tered...
 Mr. Shine: This tastes like blood!
 Warrax: A cupcake to die for.
 when so: Red velvet, red blood
 Shay: There's a party in my mouth and everyone are trespassing and were never invited.
Image 226291   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
438
 
 wolfpk: I told you to get treated for worms.
 White Rice: @Mr. Shine the pooper?
 Mr. Shine: I've seen enough woodcuts to know where THIS is going.
Image 226290   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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