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258190  Peter Pantsless: I can think of one that doesn't

258180  Nope: @Yam Looks to be, Sunnyside and that red spot on the blue bin is the city of Calgary logo

258159  Side Boob: @Solemn Also, aluminium

258179  Mr. Whiskers: Which one do I shoot?!?!

258182  Not A Bot: dat ass!

258180  Yam: Wait, is this Calgary?

258150  a robot: Betty White is older than sliced bread

258153  a robot: You rock that three-piece suit, bowler hat, umbrella and red thigh-high boots, Mr. Businessman

258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. Robespierre
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9. Not A Bot
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258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258069 dangerkeith3000: He's trying to find mosquitoes in amber so he can create another Jurassic Park.

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck



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angry uploaded 258013 (795 points)
TaintJuice uploaded 257712 (793 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 258044 (789 points)
Mustyrats uploaded 257779 (777 points)
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10. Scoo: 2068 points
11. burritos: 1926 points
12. DerMantis: 1842 points
13. elahabdh: 1778 points
14. Side Boob: 1776 points
15. cran vodka: 1664 points
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 Coach Teacher: I can't HEAR YOU, DEBORAH! FORT!
 Not A Bot: MROOOOOOOW!!!!!
 charlemagne: just make a mime wall to block all her sounds
 VeeKay: Over grown ass.
 tib gubb: i think that your definition of "grown-ass man" is slightly different than mine.
 Weather: Rather like dining out with my wife. Things get even more interesting when she gets rung up on Messenger and starts shouting into her fone in Ilocano...
 Ulillillia: grown ass-man
 Shay: Or they're playing a solo game of DnD.
Image 226268   01-11-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
359
 
 champeen: @Teechur My favourite was always That's Inedible.
 Coach Teacher: And if something embarassing happened to you, some kid halfway around the world had no means through which to convince you to top yourself. Woooooooo, spoooooky.
 Teechur: @Ulillillia How about The Gong Show, That's Incredible, and Real People?
 well duh: @Ulillillia those old blooper shows were awesome as hell.
 VeeKay: Soooo.... Any thoughts on the net neutrality vote?
 sparename: Or Podge and Rodge, A Scare At Bedtime..
 Ulillillia: Hell, I remember when you had to go through Dick Clark and Ed McMahon.
 toad: ... like a SWORD.
Image 226267   01-11-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
748
 
 Side Boob: A good dog
 a robot: Feels good pup
Image 226266   01-11-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
197
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 226265   01-11-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
684
 
 Teh Simpson: Wha'hoppen? Moistness ... moistness hoppen.
Image 226264   01-11-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
289
 
 sparename: Amnio-Gator
 Coach Teacher: Anybody else find this really creepy? Like Amytiville creepy? Rosemary's Baby creepy? I just got back from my weekly eye bleaching, so i could be wrong.
 raditzu: "We expect a baby, but it MAY be a velociraptor"
 Skaalar: Congratulations, name it something that says it will crush your enemies in a wave of their own blood and feces.
 apoxia: Congratulations. You look more pregnant than me. I'm only half way.
 Mr. Butt: Same. (I just ate a family size Stouffer's mac and cheese).
 WTF: Username/fetus heartrate combo.
Image 226263   01-11-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
607
 
 wolfpk: AND I LIKE IT!!!!
 tib gubb: #justassholethings
 Not A Bot: This is kind of how I see all dogs all the time
Image 226262   01-11-18   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
134
 
 FunkyDrunk: @Butcherboy Drink it all up/down, then call the doctor in the morning - assuming you're still alive. Or you can call the doctor anyway, even if you're not; it's up to you.
 Side Boob: Bananas for scale
 Butcherboy: Ok I put the lime in the coconut. Now what am I supposed to do
 grizzly: Anyone got any rum?
Image 226261   01-11-18   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
522
 
 mexican: The last label is for the table itself.
 DrinkMixMan: Paul's productivity is actually quite impressive, you just can't see it at that scale.
Image 226260   01-11-18   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
317
 
 Science: @Ulillillia: "Got away" as in "haven't been caught yet."
 Ulillillia: There's a pizza place that somehow got away with using not only the Mario Bros name but Mario himself for the logo tinyurl.com/…
 salmiakki: @Nope Copyright infringement IS your best advertising value, you know.
 Nope: It's a Me, Copyright infringement!
Image 226259   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
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