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244128  funny in the wall: @dangerkeith3000 really? that's awesome!

244119  lecj07: Cattywampus eyes

244121  lecj07: Have to rad it, even mascot approves.

244138  WannaBee: What's wrong with cock rings?

242239  Mr Bleak: "If you go down to the shops today ... "

244133  Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Appendix to chapter 7: Exceptions. 1) S'mores 2) Lucky Charms (only applies to children) 3) Peeps, for one day of the year.

244139  barfolomew: This t-shirt design has never been worn un-ironically

244142  sparename: REPTAR!!

244145  sparename: Makka-Pakka's on holiday

242244  Mr Bleak: I'm going to tell you a tale about a cat, a mouse, and a bird. The other two are in your shoes.

242246  Mr Bleak: I only wanted a drink

244137  a sedated moose: I always chuckle when I see the name @Aaron Spacemuseum.

242248  Mr Bleak: Hitch a lift game on Poirot?

244104  Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244138  lecj07: A bit awkward, but it could be far worse.

244139  lecj07: Just shave it all.

244137  sparename: This one couldn't get over the White Cliffs of Dover

244139  Yam: It's a melanoma farm

243856  SpaceCow: "I have to go now, the mole people need me."

244138  Dr Awkward: "Discreet? No no, I said discrete"

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243901 Bohab: There's not a professional anymore, now he just does it for fun

244054 Dreforian: Beeee excellent to each other!

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244005 savvoy: Suddenly, Mummenschanz

244030 mrwiffler: The height at which I hold onto hand rails in trams has been permanently raised.

243983 KingTrebek: What is a boody and?

243993 cahuatijo: Death costs more than the phone - even a cheap-o cremation will be more expensive than the damn phone.

243955 Yurishiro: @fanny yay! May the gross be with you!

244105 WannaBee: @Demon Universe I can see that. Can't wait for it to come out!

244008 kornisjon: @Springbok Haha :D Don't worry too much about it. The two languages are really similar in writing.



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Score:
337
 
 Coach Teacher: Do not attempt this. It's a fuckin' scam propagandized by Big Carpet Repair, contrived to get you to mess up your carpets.
 KyleisBobDole: The story of Mithridates tells me that this will end with a bunch of failed suicide attempts with a handgun only to have your bodyguard run you through with a sword.
 WTF: Take a handful rectally to gain the immunity to a cannonball.
 tib gubb: this seems like a good way to get lead poisoning
 jonz: Now THAT's usin' yer noggin!
 Bluetocracy: @SimonSaysGarfunkel yeah, stab yourself with @KnifeySpooney to build up an immunity to larger blades
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Ill stick to knives thank you very much!
 dangerkeith3000: Don't give me that. Homeopathic remedies don't work!
 Teechur: Also good in case your shirt loses a buttonhole.
Image 226257   01-11-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
330
 
 Coach Teacher: ah fuck. lesson learned. no special characters.
 Coach Teacher: I thought Colorado Springs was lookin pretty md lately. Thank goodness, for a while i thought i was having a stroke. Lotta bad meth going around these days.
 bug: Parents are picking some weird ass names for kids nowadays.
 dobbiesdoogs: he comes
 a robot: @Shay Nah, Colorado Springs has banned all pot shops within city borders. It's been a boon to surrounding towns that do allow it though
 jochenau: Someone kidnapped their keyboard D:
 Warrax: I found it rig@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@$===
 Shay: The Colorado Springs PD is stoned off their asses (and it's perfectly legal too)
Image 226256   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
246
 
 seahawks: ummmmmm @Teechur
 craftjunk: @Teechur They done falled off.
 Bluetocracy: *cough* sorry, I had a helicopter caught in my throat.
 Teechur: Wait, where did the stripes go?
 nimbus: NoNoNoNoNoNoNo
Image 226255   01-11-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
217
 
 BavidDowie: There seems to be a leak in your...from your...oh my.
 Not A Bot: Get off my corner, grandma!
 waterudoin: Animated "Fountainhead" looks questionable.
Image 226254   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
514
 
 trelyate: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet
 Teechur: Swoop Dogg
Image 226253   01-11-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
340
 
 Coach Teacher: @Teechur What's this you're dreamin' of?
 well duh: Noooo.
 Teechur: What's the story, Wishbone?
 Shay: Those McCall's dogs want a recall.
 Peach: Dogs "love" 'em
Image 226252   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
716
 
 Fiveninety: some cats do not like water one bit, others seem like they don't until you leave a half-filled bathtub unattended and find them playing in it
 runny999: Wy u du dis two me, hoomin?
 Side Boob: What a good kitty.
Image 226251   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
962
 
 fink: Dying @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: I love this!
 Felicity: The new Grand Slam at Lennys. / Dennys.
 charlemagne: ooh, young man
 Ulillillia: Mama's Family Babies
 Bluetocracy: I want to see the retake of this 80 years from now.
 Teechur: Too cute! The wig on the left reminds me of Monkey Bread. Now I want Monkey Bread.
 MylesX: The Mouldy Girls.
Image 226250   01-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
674
 
 Bluetocracy: goatgasm
 alex: Goat eyes are weird.
 Side Boob: Khaaaaaaaan!
Image 226249   01-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
235
 
 glenalec: I have to drag the pointer all the way up there for the menu bar? What is this, 1984?
 Science: @Robespierre: Agreed.
 UltraBeverly: @Robespierre The WORLD
 weed poop: @Science I'm not worried - I'm just disgusted that so many Americans could be so gullible. Social media will be the death of this nation because of it.
 Science: @Robespierre: Don't worry - nobody in the White House cares about Hillary any more. *Tweets about her 75 times in the span of a year*
 hajjpodge: Milquetoast, neoliberal presidential candidate reading campaign analysis regarding her defeat with incredulous confusion, est. 2017.
 UltraBeverly: I thought I deleted those, weird.
 Ulillillia: #StillWithHer
 Mumbles: You Hillary haters do realize that she is of no consequence whatsoever any more - except as a distraction, right?
 grizzly: @Robespierre never!
 Bluetocracy: we're getting bigger 4k monitors because old politicians can't see, not because we're technologically evolving
 Oober: @grizzly Give it up.
 grizzly: Classified email joke here.
 Sadbot: @Robespierre What? I'd say we absolutely should impeach Shadow President of the Deep State Clinton for that Ben Ghazi and Buttery Males that she did.
 Teechur: Hmmm.... Bill sent me a link to something about goatse. I'll bet he wants to start a farm for our retirement. Let's see...
 Shay: What's this "hello.jpg" email that Donald just sent me?
 Mr. Skeltal: The alt-right continues to attempt to elevate this political has-been to the status of global threat. Pointless.
Image 226248   01-11-18   Uploaded by    waxymom
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