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258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

258537  raditzu: @Teechur or a bigger dick

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258310 Passive: New Resident Evil looking good!

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258520 addend: "Ready, aim, ..."

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258270 berlin: me too



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Score:
360
 
 Coach Teacher: Do not attempt this. It's a fuckin' scam propagandized by Big Carpet Repair, contrived to get you to mess up your carpets.
 KyleisBobDole: The story of Mithridates tells me that this will end with a bunch of failed suicide attempts with a handgun only to have your bodyguard run you through with a sword.
 WTF: Take a handful rectally to gain the immunity to a cannonball.
 tib gubb: this seems like a good way to get lead poisoning
 jonz: Now THAT's usin' yer noggin!
 Bluetocracy: @SimonSaysGarfunkel yeah, stab yourself with @KnifeySpooney to build up an immunity to larger blades
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Ill stick to knives thank you very much!
 dangerkeith3000: Don't give me that. Homeopathic remedies don't work!
 Teechur: Also good in case your shirt loses a buttonhole.
Image 226257   01-11-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
330
 
 Coach Teacher: ah fuck. lesson learned. no special characters.
 Coach Teacher: I thought Colorado Springs was lookin pretty md lately. Thank goodness, for a while i thought i was having a stroke. Lotta bad meth going around these days.
 bug: Parents are picking some weird ass names for kids nowadays.
 dobbiesdoogs: he comes
 a robot: @Shay Nah, Colorado Springs has banned all pot shops within city borders. It's been a boon to surrounding towns that do allow it though
 jochenau: Someone kidnapped their keyboard D:
 Warrax: I found it rig@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@$===
 Shay: The Colorado Springs PD is stoned off their asses (and it's perfectly legal too)
Image 226256   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
246
 
 seahawks: ummmmmm @Teechur
 craftjunk: @Teechur They done falled off.
 Bluetocracy: *cough* sorry, I had a helicopter caught in my throat.
 Teechur: Wait, where did the stripes go?
 nimbus: NoNoNoNoNoNoNo
Image 226255   01-11-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
217
 
 BavidDowie: There seems to be a leak in your...from your...oh my.
 Not A Bot: Get off my corner, grandma!
 waterudoin: Animated "Fountainhead" looks questionable.
Image 226254   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
514
 
 trelyate: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet
 Teechur: Swoop Dogg
Image 226253   01-11-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
340
 
 Coach Teacher: @Teechur What's this you're dreamin' of?
 well duh: Noooo.
 Teechur: What's the story, Wishbone?
 Shay: Those McCall's dogs want a recall.
 Peach: Dogs "love" 'em
Image 226252   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
739
 
 Fiveninety: some cats do not like water one bit, others seem like they don't until you leave a half-filled bathtub unattended and find them playing in it
 runny999: Wy u du dis two me, hoomin?
 Side Boob: What a good kitty.
Image 226251   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
962
 
 fink: Dying @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: I love this!
 Liar tuck: The new Grand Slam at Lennys. / Dennys.
 charlemagne: ooh, young man
 Ulillillia: Mama's Family Babies
 Bluetocracy: I want to see the retake of this 80 years from now.
 Teechur: Too cute! The wig on the left reminds me of Monkey Bread. Now I want Monkey Bread.
 MylesX: The Mouldy Girls.
Image 226250   01-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
697
 
 Bluetocracy: goatgasm
 alex: Goat eyes are weird.
 Side Boob: Khaaaaaaaan!
Image 226249   01-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
235
 
 eumoria: I have to drag the pointer all the way up there for the menu bar? What is this, 1984?
 Science: @Robespierre: Agreed.
 UltraBeverly: @Robespierre The WORLD
 weed poop: @Science I'm not worried - I'm just disgusted that so many Americans could be so gullible. Social media will be the death of this nation because of it.
 Science: @Robespierre: Don't worry - nobody in the White House cares about Hillary any more. *Tweets about her 75 times in the span of a year*
 hajjpodge: Milquetoast, neoliberal presidential candidate reading campaign analysis regarding her defeat with incredulous confusion, est. 2017.
 UltraBeverly: I thought I deleted those, weird.
 Ulillillia: #StillWithHer
 Mumbles: You Hillary haters do realize that she is of no consequence whatsoever any more - except as a distraction, right?
 grizzly: @Robespierre never!
 Bluetocracy: we're getting bigger 4k monitors because old politicians can't see, not because we're technologically evolving
 Oober: @grizzly Give it up.
 grizzly: Classified email joke here.
 Sadbot: @Robespierre What? I'd say we absolutely should impeach Shadow President of the Deep State Clinton for that Ben Ghazi and Buttery Males that she did.
 Teechur: Hmmm.... Bill sent me a link to something about goatse. I'll bet he wants to start a farm for our retirement. Let's see...
 Shay: What's this "hello.jpg" email that Donald just sent me?
 Mr. Skeltal: The alt-right continues to attempt to elevate this political has-been to the status of global threat. Pointless.
Image 226248   01-11-18   Uploaded by    waxymom
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