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272297  Weedheart: Happy Birthday!

272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

272162  Mr Bleak: Normally, I'm against dressing cats up. But ... I can see Fur face in one of those ... it would pay him back for the half a dead bird in my shoe.

272169  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit That's less than a good cup of coffee at Starfucks.

272296  camellia: "The Drop Dog is a dangerous predator."

272296  boomboomboom: I have no idea what I'm doing.

272174  tib gubb: self loathing aside - it's worth as much as respect between friends

272180  tib gubb: what do you mean, move? i'm pretty sure that i'm allowed to be here.

272295  kswat: Gooby pls

272245  tib gubb: the dark side beckons

272268  tib gubb: ooh, ooh... i'll make popcorn

272201  georgerino: Indeed @Teechur...

272159  tib gubb: @SuedeOxford I work with lawyers- most of them are middle class and overworked

272201  Teechur: @Mr Bleak I like #buttduohorn

272283  Teechur: The lemon slices look like Homer Simpson eyes.

272282  Dr Awkward: Hooray for sexual assault! (BAD)

272184  Mr Bleak: Mein Furier!

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272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"



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Score:
360
 
 Coach Teacher: Do not attempt this. It's a fuckin' scam propagandized by Big Carpet Repair, contrived to get you to mess up your carpets.
 KyleisBobDole: The story of Mithridates tells me that this will end with a bunch of failed suicide attempts with a handgun only to have your bodyguard run you through with a sword.
 WTF: Take a handful rectally to gain the immunity to a cannonball.
 tib gubb: this seems like a good way to get lead poisoning
 jonz: Now THAT's usin' yer noggin!
 Bluetocracy: @SimonSaysGarfunkel yeah, stab yourself with @KnifeySpooney to build up an immunity to larger blades
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Ill stick to knives thank you very much!
 dangerkeith3000: Don't give me that. Homeopathic remedies don't work!
 Teechur: Also good in case your shirt loses a buttonhole.
Image 226257   01-11-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
330
 
 Coach Teacher: ah fuck. lesson learned. no special characters.
 Coach Teacher: I thought Colorado Springs was lookin pretty md lately. Thank goodness, for a while i thought i was having a stroke. Lotta bad meth going around these days.
 bug: Parents are picking some weird ass names for kids nowadays.
 dobbiesdoogs: he comes
 a robot: @Shay Nah, Colorado Springs has banned all pot shops within city borders. It's been a boon to surrounding towns that do allow it though
 jochenau: Someone kidnapped their keyboard D:
 Warrax: I found it rig@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@$===
 Shay: The Colorado Springs PD is stoned off their asses (and it's perfectly legal too)
Image 226256   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
246
 
 seahawks: ummmmmm @Teechur
 craftjunk: @Teechur They done falled off.
 Bluetocracy: *cough* sorry, I had a helicopter caught in my throat.
 Teechur: Wait, where did the stripes go?
 nimbus: NoNoNoNoNoNoNo
Image 226255   01-11-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
217
 
 BavidDowie: There seems to be a leak in your...from your...oh my.
 Not A Bot: Get off my corner, grandma!
 waterudoin: Animated "Fountainhead" looks questionable.
Image 226254   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
514
 
 trelyate: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet
 Teechur: Swoop Dogg
Image 226253   01-11-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
340
 
 Coach Teacher: @Teechur What's this you're dreamin' of?
 well duh: Noooo.
 Teechur: What's the story, Wishbone?
 Shay: Those McCall's dogs want a recall.
 Peach: Dogs "love" 'em
Image 226252   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
739
 
 Fiveninety: some cats do not like water one bit, others seem like they don't until you leave a half-filled bathtub unattended and find them playing in it
 runny999: Wy u du dis two me, hoomin?
 Side Boob: What a good kitty.
Image 226251   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
962
 
 fink: Dying @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: I love this!
 Liar tuck: The new Grand Slam at Lennys. / Dennys.
 charlemagne: ooh, young man
 Ulillillia: Mama's Family Babies
 Bluetocracy: I want to see the retake of this 80 years from now.
 Teechur: Too cute! The wig on the left reminds me of Monkey Bread. Now I want Monkey Bread.
 MylesX: The Mouldy Girls.
Image 226250   01-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
697
 
 Bluetocracy: goatgasm
 alex: Goat eyes are weird.
 Side Boob: Khaaaaaaaan!
Image 226249   01-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
235
 
 eumoria: I have to drag the pointer all the way up there for the menu bar? What is this, 1984?
 Science: @Robespierre: Agreed.
 UltraBeverly: @Robespierre The WORLD
 weed poop: @Science I'm not worried - I'm just disgusted that so many Americans could be so gullible. Social media will be the death of this nation because of it.
 Science: @Robespierre: Don't worry - nobody in the White House cares about Hillary any more. *Tweets about her 75 times in the span of a year*
 hajjpodge: Milquetoast, neoliberal presidential candidate reading campaign analysis regarding her defeat with incredulous confusion, est. 2017.
 UltraBeverly: I thought I deleted those, weird.
 Ulillillia: #StillWithHer
 Mumbles: You Hillary haters do realize that she is of no consequence whatsoever any more - except as a distraction, right?
 grizzly: @Robespierre never!
 Bluetocracy: we're getting bigger 4k monitors because old politicians can't see, not because we're technologically evolving
 Oober: @grizzly Give it up.
 grizzly: Classified email joke here.
 Sadbot: @Robespierre What? I'd say we absolutely should impeach Shadow President of the Deep State Clinton for that Ben Ghazi and Buttery Males that she did.
 Teechur: Hmmm.... Bill sent me a link to something about goatse. I'll bet he wants to start a farm for our retirement. Let's see...
 Shay: What's this "hello.jpg" email that Donald just sent me?
 Mr. Skeltal: The alt-right continues to attempt to elevate this political has-been to the status of global threat. Pointless.
Image 226248   01-11-18   Uploaded by    waxymom
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