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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Vompo Grumbies: Sounds like something an invasive app would say...
 Leple Grunungus: Don't need no snarky fone, "friend."
 Geld Albumbies: smash it with a hammer.
Image 226240   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Flongo Albumbies
Score:
485
 
 Daft Morpungo: @DarkTeddy I hope someone doesn't do this to my lips with a vacuum cleaner! The hoooopppbbbffbppbbbffffth!
 Garm Flumungo: Death on fleek
 Fluwn Grunombies: I hope someone doesnt do this to my eyebrows! The horrororrroreorororo
Image 226239   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Bulm Rempongo
Score:
133
 
 Virm Plemupert: @zrj235 Hold your (sea)horses, Hootie! If there's gonna be a battle, let me flex my mussels first.
 Dirm Flumomple: @Teechur fuck is it a fish pun rap battle? i can't even understand what you're talkin atrout. don't worry, no one can smelt what u delt cuz i'm mayjo u minnow good luck swimmin in thru a window. u only haddock one chance to blowfish
 Lawn Plemombies: @zrj235 I've been known to flounder on stage.
 Thuwn Brumple: @Teechur then you can be in my band
 Reng Bropert: What if you slap other kinds of fishes?
 Jerbo Flopert: As opposed to manual labor for funziez.
 Hango Plumple: see, this is why i had all of my tendons surgically removed.
Image 226238   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Haft Rempumbies
Score:
264
 
 Hung Morpupert: @jochenau Thank you!
 Trert Plopert: @zrj235 *THE google
 Crewn Horpongus: why do you defile EarthBound with this nonsense
 Jawn Drumopert: it's called the internet. look it up on google if you haven't heard of it.
Image 226237   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Porm Horpongo
Score:
339
 
 Trorm Plongo: After Maxfield Parrish's "Day Break" I see a reproduction of this painting every day at work. As a matter of fact, I am looking at that reproduction right now to compare to this one.
 Frampo Brumple: Maxfield Parrished some time ago.
 Lirm Albungus: Fukken Tinker-fukken-belle
Image 226236   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Trelm Horpupert
Score:
710
 
 Gempo Morpupert: @Prostata Yeah, i'm gonna need you to go ahead and clean out my litterbox on Sunday. So, great, yeah.
 Pown Flumopert: Dress for success.
 Himpo Plemungus: "I HATE YOU."
 Rarb Cremopert: I'll need those TPS reports in my box by 9am!
Image 226235   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Gulm Flumbies
Score:
806
 
 Crerb Brumple: @tib gubb Redundant.
 Reple Rempumple: @Sadbot Ho! Hohohohoho!
 Thople Cremumbies: Not da Craw - DA CRAW!
 Frert Plemuble: i didn't even want to eat them. just wanted to make sure you didn't.
 Frurb Cremupert: Your cat just wants to help you make em-paw-nadas. Or are those purrogis?
 Viwn Pluble: evil kitteh
Image 226234   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Dungo Drumupert
Score:
602
 
 Garb Flupert: The moon landing was faked. It was mostly tofu, egg, and soy lecithin.
 Hirt Grungus: Why NASA? It's obviously a Cowsmonaut.
 Bengo Plemumbies: @VeeKay All questions will be answered, all fears will be allayed ... but first this word from our sponsor! "From The Land Of Sky-Blue Waa-ters..."
 Gelm Dampongo: This is space cow to ground control
 Mirm Plopert: Why wasn't it dehorned? How do they get the gallons of shit and piss out of the suit? What about the gas that leaks out of a cows ass 23.8 hours a day?
 Dung Rempongus: probably one of the best animes ever
Image 226233   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Thilm Drumombies
Score:
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 Cring Morpomple: @wolfpk Thought I had this one figured out...
 Lalm Horpongus: I killed a vegan in 1956.
 Tholm Cremuble: "animals". Doesn't kill animals.
 Japle Plemongo: @Demon Universe Vash only killed 1 person on purpose, but he accedently caused a lot of death.
 Thampo Groble: A Trigun?
 Borb Cremupert: Plants are alive, so Vegans kill plants.
 Mompo Gruble: A Hi-Point?
Image 226232   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Hurbo Rempombies
Score:
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 Dirbo Brupert: That kid from Modern Family really let himself go.
 Horbo Drumombies: You can't hide you're lionized
 Fleld Brongus: You lying son of a bitch, you're not a lion.
 Rift Rempumple: omg that couch is so cool
Image 226231   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Dongo Horpongo
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