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268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges



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Image 226230 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rockkstar. We'll pray for you, rockkstar.
Score:
346
 
 VeeKay: Plot twist: The kid gets dies gruesomely in the Resistance War Against America.
Image 226229   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
219
 
 Coach Teacher: grizzly bears love how grizzly their vulvas become when they hibernate. Crack cocaine helps them hibernate, because a horse gottado what a crack horse's gotta do. Booya.
 Coach Teacher: The thing zbout a crack grizzly bear is, they got empty eyes...
 Coach Teacher: @well duh Heyooo!
 fridaynight: Norm McDonalds car
 well duh: I don't recognize this model of Ford. Maybe this is a Canada only model; a Ford Rob perhaps? (Too soon?)
 Aufziehvogel: Who doesn't
 Chest Rockwell: Ford. What crack grizzly bear lovers drive.
 zrj235: I love crack, grizzly bears.
 kornisjon: They also appreciate you.
 tib gubb: it's not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle
 Slickbrew: Might not be the best idea to drive around advertising that.
Image 226228   01-11-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
229
 
 In The Pocket: @Coach Teacher Did I say anything about Millenials? I did not. Perhaps you should give your particular brand of madness a rest for a while.
 sergeant: @mexican LV is Ground Zero for every damn thing that's wrong with America today. Fortunately I travel overseas on business fairly often; it allows me a little time to cleanse my soul a bit before returning to the gutter. @Coach Teacher: One factor is social media - when bad behaviour becomes an art form, everyone wants to become involved.
 mexican: @Robespierre Daily glad I got out of there. You remember the Walmart Gadsden Flag/ White Supremacist shooting a few years back? That was where I shopped all the time when I lived there
 rockkstar: @Side Boob We're catchin' up quick - 2017 set a new murder record, and that was even without counting the 58 murdered on 10/01! It's good to see our residents overachieve at SOMETHING other than sheer stupidity.
 Side Boob: Look out, Florida Man. Las Vegas Man is coming!
Image 226227   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
759
 
 San DoDo: And hard to spot, hence super rare! The more you know..
 BavidDowie: How about just spotted cats named "Rusty"?
 Brain Thoughts: @Aufziehvogel I suppose you could call them "kilo cats", that being about what a full-grown one weighs.
 Aufziehvogel: And super small
 Side Boob: And super cute!
Image 226226   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
758
 
 Prostata: radpupper!
Image 226225   01-11-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
352
 
 VeeKay: Fucking Australia showing off again.
 El hefe: @sparenamelaptopdied A fine tribute to Isaac Newton
 Mr. Butt: Agassiz are you okay?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: head first!!!! thats the only way to go.
 sparenamelaptopdied: The Statue Of Gravity
Image 226224   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
617
 
 ratwa: Hurtled through the galaxy? Must have gone the long long long long long way around!
 San DoDo: This :D
 parrotsnest: Is should be capitalised
 Aufziehvogel: " Mars needs women! "
 Warrax: Maybe if u had a job and a education you could hang on to a atmosphere, Mars. Punk ass.
 I Hate The Beatles: I guess I Will skip mantleton
 Side Boob: Stupid Mars.
 Dr Awkward: Venus is a Moron
 sundragon: Guess I'll be skipping the hurtling.
Image 226223   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
352
 
 Rembo Prundus: Hatings easier. More fun too
 zrj235: i'm gonna do both
 prospector: I don't know what any of that means
 jochenau: But where are the four elephants?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Yeah and maybe you should ease off the sodium
 Yam: Maybe you should mind your own business, Larry
 Ulillillia: nah imma keep hating
Image 226222   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
158
 
 Mad Collager: Let's just hope they don't trademark the color purple!
 apoxia: Why did they choose poo-brown?
 Ulillillia: @Science I wonder how "brown" would be defined. A company could use a shade of brown and claim it's dark orange.
 Science: In this case, it just means that another package delivery company can't use brown as their primary color.
 dangerkeith3000: They trademarked the color brown so every time you take a dump you can think of UPS.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Is this what Cartman meant by "The Brown Note"?
Image 226221   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
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