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228387  Scoo: Truly, the happiest of meals

228383  Nope: @wolfpk Yeah, graffiti is wrong

228356  glenalec: Timely (for me, at least - today is my office-clean-up day.)

228383  wolfpk: If this doesn't prove we need a sad button, nothing will!

228386  Robespierre: "Moon, Turn The Tides ... Gently, Gently Away"

228386  wolfpk: NOOO!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!

228390  sparename: Feather-touch keybird

228363  Annoying Vegan : @Wooden Spoon Needs 1,000

228373  Annoying Vegan : Baby foot peel trend getting out of hand.

228379  Robespierre: Tonguier than many, snootier than most.

228380  Robespierre: Who am I to question the veracity of this social media post?

228328  mwoody: I'm confused: the Hatred of IE is clearly centered, not justified.

228381  Robespierre: If she's not in the hospital now, she will be soon. That's what too much Shop Resort Styles will do to a woman.

228337  mwoody: @dangerkeith3000 Protip: I weigh so much I snore when awake. Loophole!

228384  Robespierre: Doge has a Yamaha on his head, I'll tell you hwut.

228380  Teechur: Of course. But exactly WHAT does he smell?

228348  Hyphae: @Darmstadtium the only problem with the service here is that, once you place an order, the chiefs just crouch and grunt-yell for about 24 minutes straight, not including commercial smoke breaks, and then they close up shop after telling you to come back tomorrow, saying "Next Time, On Taco Truck Z..." and then basically just repeating your order back to you... and the worst part is you still come back the next day, and sometimes you get your food, and sometimes you gotta come back day after day, but you do, because it's going to be "Super", and also you love the intro jingle they play while the grill heats up

228382  Robespierre: Getting a little frisk-y there...

228348  Hyphae: @Wooden Spoon it took me much longer than I'd like to admit to come up with that...

228303  well duh: Bathroom Automatic Liquid Load-out System. He's just trying to get funding for NASA to remodel their space potty, and forgot to tell the sign maker to make it like B.A.L.L.S. Nothing odd here.

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228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228321 VeeKay: No parking permit? Send in Sisyphus!

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228190 Felicity: @Aufziehvogel Wait until tomorrow and ask @UltraBeverly

228218 El Barto: Sweaty stompers.

228339 Prostata: just look up from the damned thing every now and then. Nothing on the internet is *that* interesting.

228312 Spazstatic: JPP, just plain Pete

228225 sparenamelaptopdied: Cruising up and down previously unexplored muddy backwaters

228347 Ulillillia: When purples get married.

228183 Felicity: This is a reference to Tide? I thought it was the Pepsi logo!



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 Coach Teacher: grizzly bears love how grizzly their vulvas become when they hibernate. Crack cocaine helps them hibernate, because a horse gottado what a crack horse's gotta do. Booya.
 Coach Teacher: The thing zbout a crack grizzly bear is, they got empty eyes...
 Coach Teacher: @well duh Heyooo!
 Felicity: Norm McDonalds car
 well duh: I don't recognize this model of Ford. Maybe this is a Canada only model; a Ford Rob perhaps? (Too soon?)
 Aufziehvogel: Who doesn't
 Chest Rockwell: Ford. What crack grizzly bear lovers drive.
 zrj235: I love crack, grizzly bears.
 kornisjon: They also appreciate you.
 tib gubb: it's not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle
 Robespierre: Might not be the best idea to drive around advertising that.
Image 226228   01-11-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
229
 
 Robespierre: @Coach Teacher Did I say anything about Millenials? I did not. Perhaps you should give your particular brand of madness a rest for a while.
 Coach Teacher: @Robespierre I was just trying to tell a joke, but if you think that millenials are the reason your country is completely fucked, you might want to ask Democrats how they let Reagan get elected. Not picking a fight, not a millenial myself, but this situation started a couple decades before instagram celebreties and Logan Paul were considered fashionable.
 Robespierre: @mexican LV is Ground Zero for every damn thing that's wrong with America today. Fortunately I travel overseas on business fairly often; it allows me a little time to cleanse my soul a bit before returning to the gutter. @Coach Teacher: One factor is social media - when bad behaviour becomes an art form, everyone wants to become involved.
 Coach Teacher: What happened to you, America? Who hurt you? You used to just be mindlessly racists occasionally fucking up the middle east and doing enough bath salts to make your cousbsnd's face look delicious. Now lookit ya, yer a fuckin' mess.
 mexican: @Robespierre Daily glad I got out of there. You remember the Walmart Gadsden Flag/ White Supremacist shooting a few years back? That was where I shopped all the time when I lived there
 Robespierre: @Side Boob We're catchin' up quick - 2017 set a new murder record, and that was even without counting the 58 murdered on 10/01! It's good to see our residents overachieve at SOMETHING other than sheer stupidity.
 Side Boob: Look out, Florida Man. Las Vegas Man is coming!
Image 226227   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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 San DoDo: And hard to spot, hence super rare! The more you know..
 BavidDowie: How about just spotted cats named "Rusty"?
 Robespierre: @Aufziehvogel I suppose you could call them "kilo cats", that being about what a full-grown one weighs.
 Aufziehvogel: And super small
 Side Boob: And super cute!
Image 226226   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
758
 
 Prostata: radpupper!
Image 226225   01-11-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
340
 
 VeeKay: Fucking Australia showing off again.
 El hefe: @sparenamelaptopdied A fine tribute to Isaac Newton
 Mr. Butt: Agassiz are you okay?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: head first!!!! thats the only way to go.
 sparenamelaptopdied: The Statue Of Gravity
Image 226224   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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 glenalec: Hurtled through the galaxy? Must have gone the long long long long long way around!
 San DoDo: This :D
 Felicity: Is should be capitalised
 Aufziehvogel: " Mars needs women! "
 Warrax: Maybe if u had a job and a education you could hang on to a atmosphere, Mars. Punk ass.
 Yurishiro: I guess I Will skip mantleton
 Side Boob: Stupid Mars.
 Dr Awkward: Venus is a Moron
 Robespierre: Guess I'll be skipping the hurtling.
Image 226223   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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 Felicity: Hatings easier. More fun too
 zrj235: i'm gonna do both
 Yurishiro: I don't know what any of that means
 jochenau: But where are the four elephants?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Yeah and maybe you should ease off the sodium
 Yam: Maybe you should mind your own business, Larry
 Ulillillia: nah imma keep hating
Image 226222   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
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 Mad Collager: Let's just hope they don't trademark the color purple!
 apoxia: Why did they choose poo-brown?
 Ulillillia: @Science I wonder how "brown" would be defined. A company could use a shade of brown and claim it's dark orange.
 Science: In this case, it just means that another package delivery company can't use brown as their primary color.
 dangerkeith3000: They trademarked the color brown so every time you take a dump you can think of UPS.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Is this what Cartman meant by "The Brown Note"?
Image 226221   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
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 Felicity: That just seems exhausting
 apoxia: I saw enough butts in the 90s.
 Teechur: You never have to wash your pants this way because they'll never smell like ass.
 Robespierre: Dialed in to all the cool kid trends ... from 1997.
 UltraBeverly: I thought all the gay streetwalkers moved to the internet?
 VeeKay: Plot twist: Flamethrower and chainsaw fodder in the great robot war of 2031.
 zrj235: @jochenau ok hold on let me get my hoodie vest
 Science: @Kaviri: With these dummies it is.
 Kaviri: Is this still a thing?
 jochenau: Yo, Zach, get over here! We're going to Jo-Ann's to pick out fabric to make sweet boxers with!
Image 226220   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
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 Felicity: This could be the equivalent of a sexy green alien woman for /Quark/ (1977)
 Robespierre: I ain't got nothin' but KALE, baby / It's the only thing they had on SALE, baby...
 jochenau: And my lady, she went downtown...she bought some broccoli, she brought it hoooome
 dangerkeith3000: It ain't easy being green.
Image 226219   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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