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258158  Robespierre: These Chicklets aren't very appetizing

258135  Urn BooUrn: Sorry, sign. The library is just better with Max.

258164  Robespierre: Paradise with an ocean view?

258098  Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

258144  Urn BooUrn: Soooo hungry...

258132  greenbean: this is apples

258163  Urn BooUrn: It's not lying.

258174  bad tony: What a cutie! I want to boop his snoot!

258158  Scoo: @jochenau Moonese, natch

258154  wolfpk: A cat being a cat! AKA asshole!

258159  Scoo: Colour me unsympathetic

258158  jochenau: What moon language is this keyboard for, with its crazy @ and # keys near the enter button?

258163  wolfpk: Sounds good to me!

258162  Scoo: No JNC-Oooooooo?

258159  Sadbot: This isn't really an issue for us adventurous Americans who have experienced the hard to find and completely alien British culture.

258159  Side Boob: Go back to Reddit, you empire building git.

258160  Passive: This is a good idea

258137  Not A Bot: Spongebob looks like shit these days.

258033  rockkstar: @Mr. Shine Exactly

258166  Nope: Winnipeg isn't just a frozen shithole! its nice sometimes

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258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258069 dangerkeith3000: He's trying to find mosquitoes in amber so he can create another Jurassic Park.

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041



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Score:
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 Prostata: radpupper!
Image 226225   01-11-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
352
 
 VeeKay: Fucking Australia showing off again.
 El hefe: @sparenamelaptopdied A fine tribute to Isaac Newton
 Mr. Butt: Agassiz are you okay?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: head first!!!! thats the only way to go.
 sparenamelaptopdied: The Statue Of Gravity
Image 226224   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
617
 
 ratwa: Hurtled through the galaxy? Must have gone the long long long long long way around!
 San DoDo: This :D
 parrotsnest: Is should be capitalised
 Aufziehvogel: " Mars needs women! "
 Warrax: Maybe if u had a job and a education you could hang on to a atmosphere, Mars. Punk ass.
 I Hate The Beatles: I guess I Will skip mantleton
 Side Boob: Stupid Mars.
 Dr Awkward: Venus is a Moron
 sundragon: Guess I'll be skipping the hurtling.
Image 226223   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
352
 
 Rembo Prundus: Hatings easier. More fun too
 zrj235: i'm gonna do both
 prospector: I don't know what any of that means
 jochenau: But where are the four elephants?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Yeah and maybe you should ease off the sodium
 Yam: Maybe you should mind your own business, Larry
 Ulillillia: nah imma keep hating
Image 226222   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
158
 
 Mad Collager: Let's just hope they don't trademark the color purple!
 apoxia: Why did they choose poo-brown?
 Ulillillia: @Science I wonder how "brown" would be defined. A company could use a shade of brown and claim it's dark orange.
 Science: In this case, it just means that another package delivery company can't use brown as their primary color.
 dangerkeith3000: They trademarked the color brown so every time you take a dump you can think of UPS.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Is this what Cartman meant by "The Brown Note"?
Image 226221   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
34
 
 InfiniteZero: That just seems exhausting
 apoxia: I saw enough butts in the 90s.
 Teechur: You never have to wash your pants this way because they'll never smell like ass.
 sumo: Dialed in to all the cool kid trends ... from 1997.
 UltraBeverly: I thought all the gay streetwalkers moved to the internet?
 VeeKay: Plot twist: Flamethrower and chainsaw fodder in the great robot war of 2031.
 zrj235: @jochenau ok hold on let me get my hoodie vest
 Science: @Kaviri: With these dummies it is.
 Kaviri: Is this still a thing?
 jochenau: Yo, Zach, get over here! We're going to Jo-Ann's to pick out fabric to make sweet boxers with!
Image 226220   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
428
 
 Big Beagler: This could be the equivalent of a sexy green alien woman for /Quark/ (1977)
 boozer: I ain't got nothin' but KALE, baby / It's the only thing they had on SALE, baby...
 jochenau: And my lady, she went downtown...she bought some broccoli, she brought it hoooome
 dangerkeith3000: It ain't easy being green.
Image 226219   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
424
 
 kensin: Those "eyebrows" are straight outta the creep zone.
 Teechur: @VeeKay I guess I should have said "him"
 VeeKay: @Teechur My pleasure Captain.
 Teechur: @VeeKay Ok, I just searched for her and now I've found a show I need to watch! Thank you!
 VeeKay: Nicely illustrated with Vicky Pollard - "She enrages the coach, jabbering away during rollcall and refusing to follow orders. This behaviour continues until the other girls run off to get their first assignments and Vicky stays behind to express concern over one of the girls being possibly lesbian. She is told to 'run' by the coach. In another sketch, she smokes in the bathroom and her hair catches fire (she is saved by the concerned coach). In her final sketch in the series, she is in hospital on life support after jumping off the church roof". Utterly perfect.
 funny in the wall: stable genius
 Dr Awkward: BOMP / PANTS 2020
 Sadpygmy: Bomp
 WTF: Son of Divine
 sparenamelaptopdied: "What happened to your baby?" .. "Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD"
 GoodSir: Another Trump University graduate.
Image 226218   01-11-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
584
 
 DrinkMixMan: Have a nice fall! (No, I meant waterfall!)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Emergency Room in 3...2...1
Image 226217   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
239
 
 Kaviri: Pop art, or pop tart?
Image 226216   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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