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228242  WTF: Buckle up kid. I need to get this package to Tijuana by 2am.

228246  WTF: And alternate facts were born.

227308  Staida: 50% chance to get it right, get it wrong 150% of the time.

228230  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @duckfarts all these bitches be dropping their groceries when they see me parking my classic station wagon.

228242  Warrax: Get in, I'll explain on the way.

228245  Ulillillia: Sonic GameFAQs

228190  duckfarts: that's some pig

228195  duckfarts: @ignatz instructions unclear: shit on a sand castle

228197  duckfarts: PSA: caramel m&ms are fucking gross, do not get them unless you hate yourself

228198  duckfarts: @savvoy can confirm that this looks like some crazy fucked up thai

228218  Warrax: I call them "tomatoes."

228198  duckfarts: seems legit

228206  duckfarts: loops back around to fucking awesome

228210  duckfarts: ah yes, frats and sororities: murdering young adults since 1908

228226  Warrax: Hello fellow canines.

228229  Warrax: @Scoo Well, you wouldn't want to exceed your own body weight in a 24 hour period. Let's not get crazy here.

228233  Not A Bot: Prime poop catching position

228213  duckfarts: KEEP FROZEN - COOK THOROUGHLY - MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND, TOTINO

228191  dangerkeith3000: Expectation: goatse

228218  duckfarts: @Mad Collager probably already in use in the UK

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228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.



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Score:
352
 
 Felicity: Hatings easier. More fun too
 zrj235: i'm gonna do both
 Yurishiro: I don't know what any of that means
 jochenau: But where are the four elephants?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Yeah and maybe you should ease off the sodium
 Yam: Maybe you should mind your own business, Larry
 Ulillillia: nah imma keep hating
Image 226222   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
144
 
 Mad Collager: Let's just hope they don't trademark the color purple!
 apoxia: Why did they choose poo-brown?
 Ulillillia: @Science I wonder how "brown" would be defined. A company could use a shade of brown and claim it's dark orange.
 Science: In this case, it just means that another package delivery company can't use brown as their primary color.
 dangerkeith3000: They trademarked the color brown so every time you take a dump you can think of UPS.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Is this what Cartman meant by "The Brown Note"?
Image 226221   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
34
 
 Felicity: That just seems exhausting
 apoxia: I saw enough butts in the 90s.
 Teechur: You never have to wash your pants this way because they'll never smell like ass.
 Robespierre: Dialed in to all the cool kid trends ... from 1997.
 UltraBeverly: I thought all the gay streetwalkers moved to the internet?
 VeeKay: Plot twist: Flamethrower and chainsaw fodder in the great robot war of 2031.
 zrj235: @jochenau ok hold on let me get my hoodie vest
 Science: @Kaviri: With these dummies it is.
 Kaviri: Is this still a thing?
 jochenau: Yo, Zach, get over here! We're going to Jo-Ann's to pick out fabric to make sweet boxers with!
Image 226220   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
428
 
 Felicity: This could be the equivalent of a sexy green alien woman for /Quark/ (1977)
 Robespierre: I ain't got nothin' but KALE, baby / It's the only thing they had on SALE, baby...
 jochenau: And my lady, she went downtown...she bought some broccoli, she brought it hoooome
 dangerkeith3000: It ain't easy being green.
Image 226219   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
412
 
 Robespierre: Those "eyebrows" are straight outta the creep zone.
 Teechur: @VeeKay I guess I should have said "him"
 VeeKay: @Teechur My pleasure Captain.
 Teechur: @VeeKay Ok, I just searched for her and now I've found a show I need to watch! Thank you!
 VeeKay: Nicely illustrated with Vicky Pollard - "She enrages the coach, jabbering away during rollcall and refusing to follow orders. This behaviour continues until the other girls run off to get their first assignments and Vicky stays behind to express concern over one of the girls being possibly lesbian. She is told to 'run' by the coach. In another sketch, she smokes in the bathroom and her hair catches fire (she is saved by the concerned coach). In her final sketch in the series, she is in hospital on life support after jumping off the church roof". Utterly perfect.
 funny in the wall: stable genius
 Dr Awkward: BOMP / PANTS 2020
 Sadpygmy: Bomp
 WTF: Son of Divine
 sparenamelaptopdied: "What happened to your baby?" .. "Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD"
 Robespierre: Another Trump University graduate.
Image 226218   01-11-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
569
 
 DrinkMixMan: Have a nice fall! (No, I meant waterfall!)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Emergency Room in 3...2...1
Image 226217   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
239
 
 Kaviri: Pop art, or pop tart?
Image 226216   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
408
 
 Teechur: That pinhole effect is totally RAD!
 Robespierre: Welcome to Club Creepy.
Image 226215   01-11-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
176
 
 WTF: "Based on a tweet..."
Image 226214   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
555
 
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