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257555  jochenau: Stew/Cocoa is my dancing name.

257543  KingTrebek: too bad it now has extra holes for all those crab legs

257442  Teechur: Show me on the globe where you'd like to go for a "vaca"tion.

257531  Kaviri: Oirlend.

256951  Austin: you get to pick your favorite home made food in earthbound and they insert it into the story. my friend picked ASS and sentences like this were entertaining

257529  bug: That's not a pug.

257542  Kaviri: Wandering eyes.

257558  ThoughtlessGentleman: theres a song about this isnt there?

257556  Kaviri: Neckbeard.

257559  Mr. Shine: It's the cat's can.

257545  bug: *Mario warp noises*

257558  wolfpk: My name is NOT Smiley!

257558  Kaviri: You are now aware of how many wrong choices you've made up to now.

257549  sparename: Gnarled, gnibbled gnu

257552  bug: I think I found my dream job.

257074  Austin: lay off pee wee he is awesome

257554  bug: Yup, that sums up Stockton. Their official city flag has tweakers stealing a TV.

257549  wolfpk: Look at what the lions left behind!

257552  barfolomew: To serve you better

257561  Fiveninety: i hate the time change crap, too, but this seems like more effort than just setting the clock.. also, timely!

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257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257414 Mad Collager: @Whatever They could wear special jerseys!

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257264 Teechur: Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads. Fish heads fish heads eat them up. Yum! You can take a fish head to the movies. You don't have to pay to get..it..in.

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie



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Score:
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 funny in the wall: @Teechur roger that
 dangerkeith3000: Hahaha....what a twist!
 Teechur: But don't call me Shirley
Image 226199   01-11-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
524
 
 bromide: Introducing Velvet 85 - Soulful, Striking Portraits.
Image 226198   01-11-18   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
245
 
 jochenau: Tries *multiple times* and fails.
 VeeKay: Who nose why it went wrong?
 funny in the wall: i bet he doesn't sleep well because of restricted airways. it's hard to do evil while tired, your hear just isn't in it
 catsanddogs: Totally legit. I done seen it.
Image 226197   01-11-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
251
 
 apoxia: That'll teach 'em.
 Shay: I'd just buy it so if I ever see Joe Pesci walking down the street, I tell him to put on this hat and while he is confused as he puts it on, I would recreate the blowtorch scene from Home Alone.
 DrinkMixMan: Who are you calling "hot stuff" now?
 VeeKay: When you forget and try and light a cigarette with it.
 Psymon: For when a guy smiles at you from 20 feet away and you just KNOW he's a pervert
 trelyate: before I read the text, I thought that was a vape going horribly wrong
Image 226196   01-11-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Image 226195 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trepanation. You have brought shame on us, trepanation.
Score:
272
 
 Fantasy: On a fast skate to ... The Danger Zone.
Image 226194   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
709
 
 karmakat: DERP!
 hosehorse: Durrrr... Hyup.
 a sedated moose: Er mer gerd! Wert er berterfer kertter!
Image 226193   01-11-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
302
 
 charlemagne: ...is mine, all mine
 Urn BooUrn: Crud. So close.
 bug: [theft and destruction]
 skylark: Simplicity leads the world. Live simply. Walk humbly. Love genuinely.
 Mister Beef: I like a nice cuppa every now and then.
 Otterman: ...is to replace this sign.
 Teechur: The secret of happiness is too secret.
Image 226192   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
265
 
 Uncle Phil: @Mr. Butt Series finale spoilers! He was a lens flare all along!
 Mr. Butt: Is that Cartman?
 flying sheep: @Teechur That's the one.
 Teechur: @Robespierre The one with the windows?
 cj22: The scenic views from Potrero Hill. See that building over there? I used to work in it.
Image 226191   01-11-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
834
 
 Jabberwikket: If the glass was deeper, it could be a Purricane
 piranharama: Meowhito
 Jabberwikket: A fine Meowrlot
 karmakat: kitty drink.
 Bohab: A glass of catbernet?
 Fast Sloth: Anticipating tears, I am.
 Teechur: This wine has a bouquet of catsass
 funny in the wall: this is definitely ending in broken glass and hissing; as well as scratches for all involved
Image 226190   01-11-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
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