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228242  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Everything you thought you knew about feminism is about to change. Grab on to your beautiful people.

228184  Korrok: Korrok approves.

228245  Warrax: Chapter 1: Why they "gotta go fast."

228242  WTF: Buckle up kid. I need to get this package to Tijuana by 2am.

228246  WTF: And alternate facts were born.

227308  Staida: 50% chance to get it right, get it wrong 150% of the time.

228230  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @duckfarts all these bitches be dropping their groceries when they see me parking my classic station wagon.

228242  Warrax: Get in, I'll explain on the way.

228245  Ulillillia: Sonic GameFAQs

228190  duckfarts: that's some pig

228195  duckfarts: @ignatz instructions unclear: shit on a sand castle

228197  duckfarts: PSA: caramel m&ms are fucking gross, do not get them unless you hate yourself

228198  duckfarts: @savvoy can confirm that this looks like some crazy fucked up thai

228218  Warrax: I call them "tomatoes."

228198  duckfarts: seems legit

228206  duckfarts: loops back around to fucking awesome

228210  duckfarts: ah yes, frats and sororities: murdering young adults since 1908

228226  Warrax: Hello fellow canines.

228229  Warrax: @Scoo Well, you wouldn't want to exceed your own body weight in a 24 hour period. Let's not get crazy here.

228233  Not A Bot: Prime poop catching position

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1. Robespierre
2. Ulillillia
3. Felicity
4. VeeKay
5. Dr Awkward
6. GoGo Robotto
7. Mad Collager
8. wolfpk
9. glenalec
10. Not A Bot



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227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228155 Dr Awkward: YOLT



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madmax1 uploaded 227873 (1082 points)
Scoo uploaded 228064 (1042 points)
Mister Beef uploaded 227736 (1039 points)
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Robespierre uploaded 227836 (981 points)
majorchamp uploaded 227893 (952 points)
adeadcrab uploaded 227762 (947 points)
Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (928 points)
Ulillillia uploaded 227881 (921 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 227871 (914 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 227863 (895 points)
namename uploaded 227742 (885 points)
Pikachu uploaded 227910 (885 points)
boozer uploaded 227916 (867 points)


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 2. Supermansbrother: 9225 points
 3. Scoo: 7973 points
 4. Yurishiro: 5317 points
 5. Bagels: 5135 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3267 points
 7. barfolomew: 2407 points
 8. EndlessVanity: 2121 points
 9. robocop: 2006 points
10. saluted: 1979 points
11. nanananana: 1766 points
12. mackdaddy: 1756 points
13. AFanOfSprite: 1751 points
14. InfiniteZero: 1745 points
15. zip file: 1741 points
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Image 226149 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Dank Means. Your image was bad, Dank Means.
Score:
331
 
 Robespierre: Feline proctologist. Only in Today's Seattle.
 Teechur: Is this from that SNL skit where the guy said, "Bring me the cat's ass."?
 piranharama: I dont think were in Catsass anymore
 tokyopig: Don't sass me cat.
Image 226148   01-11-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
621
 
 BavidDowie: Commando kitty
 dangerkeith3000: I'm not going to go there.
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 Yurishiro: I didn't realize my comment was so inappropriate to get deleted..Sowwy.
 Annoying Vegan : CAT SASS
 Robespierre: The inscrutable East.
 Mad Collager: Words fail me.
 Prostata: Cats are nice
 Aufziehvogel: Grab them by the puss...!!
Image 226147   01-11-18   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
200
 
 dangerkeith3000: Needs more pubes. 8/10
 Robespierre: So ... you've been ordering from Gamiss again.
 Mr. Shine: Man, I hope that's flammable. *lights match*
 El hefe: The Best Things For Sale
 Teechur: Looks like someone's gearing up for Valentine's Day.
 tokyopig: Hairy Christmas, ho ho ho.
Image 226146   01-11-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
470
 
 Robespierre: He's got the works, he gives you sweet taste ... it's time to go because you've got no time to waste...
 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My cat was my dealer :P
 Mr. Shine: If you don't talk to your cats about heroin, who will?
Image 226145   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
200
 
 Yam: Strawberry Clock is king of the Portal!
 Robespierre: Did I miss something?
 Aufziehvogel: Wake me up when September ends
 tokyopig: More like Veggie Fails.
 Ihminen: Wow that's a blast from the past
Image 226144   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
135
 
 XLY: unfuckification
 funny in the wall: @Robespierre i think when the robots take over, they can make us have communism on pain of death or exile. that's the only way to avoid the corruption that seeps in when we use the honor system to ensure equality on a larger scale. objectively, it'll be great but we'll all hate it
 Robespierre: In theory, yes, but that ain't happened in practice yet.
 Felicity: Usifacdion?
 tokyopig: Communism, A a system of government based off of one very useful tool, and one you can't spell, pronounce, or use properly.
Image 226143   01-11-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Image 226142 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Horp Lello. We'll pray for you, Horp Lello.
Score:
431
 
 Robespierre: The Christ abides.
 Prostata: movie is so over-rated
 kornisjon: That bobblehead really ties that jesus statue together.
 Ulillillia: Sweet
 zrj235: abide.
Image 226141   01-11-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
534
 
 VeeKay: @zrj235 Zing!
 zrj235: @VeeKay not sure really.
 VeeKay: @zrj235 Oh that one. Last year surely?
 zrj235: @VeeKay which one is it when you stay fucked up for an entire 4 day weekend?
 VeeKay: @zrj235 Russian Othodox, Syrian, Eygyptian or Coptic?
 Teechur: @zrj235 That was so 2017.
 zrj235: i already did once this year and i'm still recovering. so no. no thank you.
Image 226140   01-11-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
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