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257555  jochenau: Stew/Cocoa is my dancing name.

257543  KingTrebek: too bad it now has extra holes for all those crab legs

257442  Teechur: Show me on the globe where you'd like to go for a "vaca"tion.

257531  Kaviri: Oirlend.

256951  Austin: you get to pick your favorite home made food in earthbound and they insert it into the story. my friend picked ASS and sentences like this were entertaining

257529  bug: That's not a pug.

257542  Kaviri: Wandering eyes.

257558  ThoughtlessGentleman: theres a song about this isnt there?

257556  Kaviri: Neckbeard.

257559  Mr. Shine: It's the cat's can.

257545  bug: *Mario warp noises*

257558  wolfpk: My name is NOT Smiley!

257558  Kaviri: You are now aware of how many wrong choices you've made up to now.

257549  sparename: Gnarled, gnibbled gnu

257552  bug: I think I found my dream job.

257074  Austin: lay off pee wee he is awesome

257554  bug: Yup, that sums up Stockton. Their official city flag has tweakers stealing a TV.

257549  wolfpk: Look at what the lions left behind!

257552  barfolomew: To serve you better

257561  Fiveninety: i hate the time change crap, too, but this seems like more effort than just setting the clock.. also, timely!

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Not A Bot
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257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257414 Mad Collager: @Whatever They could wear special jerseys!

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257264 Teechur: Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads. Fish heads fish heads eat them up. Yum! You can take a fish head to the movies. You don't have to pay to get..it..in.

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie



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Mr. Shine uploaded 257239 (753 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (748 points)
Laree uploaded 257199 (736 points)
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 5. Amy Housewine: 2754 points
 6. Side Boob: 2473 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
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10. Mr. Shine: 1998 points
11. CompletelyJoking: 1842 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
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14. Prombom: 1757 points
15. a robot: 1716 points
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Image 226149 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Dank Means. Your image was bad, Dank Means.
Score:
331
 
 BoiledEggs: Feline proctologist. Only in Today's Seattle.
 Teechur: Is this from that SNL skit where the guy said, "Bring me the cat's ass."?
 piranharama: I dont think were in Catsass anymore
 tokyopig: Don't sass me cat.
Image 226148   01-11-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
640
 
 BavidDowie: Commando kitty
 dangerkeith3000: I'm not going to go there.
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 leia: I didn't realize my comment was so inappropriate to get deleted..Sowwy.
 Annoying Vegan : CAT SASS
 electrode: The inscrutable East.
 Mad Collager: Words fail me.
 Prostata: Cats are nice
 Aufziehvogel: Grab them by the puss...!!
Image 226147   01-11-18   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
214
 
 dangerkeith3000: Needs more pubes. 8/10
 craftjunk: So ... you've been ordering from Gamiss again.
 Mr. Shine: Man, I hope that's flammable. *lights match*
 El hefe: The Best Things For Sale
 Teechur: Looks like someone's gearing up for Valentine's Day.
 tokyopig: Hairy Christmas, ho ho ho.
Image 226146   01-11-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
494
 
 Mentos Pormer: He's got the works, he gives you sweet taste ... it's time to go because you've got no time to waste...
 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My cat was my dealer :P
 Mr. Shine: If you don't talk to your cats about heroin, who will?
Image 226145   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
200
 
 Yam: Strawberry Clock is king of the Portal!
 KickassHellyeah: Did I miss something?
 Aufziehvogel: Wake me up when September ends
 tokyopig: More like Veggie Fails.
 Ihminen: Wow that's a blast from the past
Image 226144   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
135
 
 XLY: unfuckification
 funny in the wall: @Robespierre i think when the robots take over, they can make us have communism on pain of death or exile. that's the only way to avoid the corruption that seeps in when we use the honor system to ensure equality on a larger scale. objectively, it'll be great but we'll all hate it
 tina: In theory, yes, but that ain't happened in practice yet.
 waynelord: Usifacdion?
 tokyopig: Communism, A a system of government based off of one very useful tool, and one you can't spell, pronounce, or use properly.
Image 226143   01-11-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Image 226142 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Horp Lello. Boo, Horp Lello.
Score:
431
 
 drhilljack: The Christ abides.
 Prostata: movie is so over-rated
 kornisjon: That bobblehead really ties that jesus statue together.
 Ulillillia: Sweet
 zrj235: abide.
Image 226141   01-11-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
550
 
 VeeKay: @zrj235 Zing!
 zrj235: @VeeKay not sure really.
 VeeKay: @zrj235 Oh that one. Last year surely?
 zrj235: @VeeKay which one is it when you stay fucked up for an entire 4 day weekend?
 VeeKay: @zrj235 Russian Othodox, Syrian, Eygyptian or Coptic?
 Teechur: @zrj235 That was so 2017.
 zrj235: i already did once this year and i'm still recovering. so no. no thank you.
Image 226140   01-11-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
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