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272534  Not A Bot: Sorry sir but we're currently not hiring right now.

272544  Darmstadtium: Is this why the nurses were telling me that I was a good boy after the surgery?1?

272425  Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272558  Teechur: There! I fixed it!

272532  Mad Collager: @FabricMan "Use this to write your won't."

272557  SuedeOxford: tanX Obama

272557  Darmstadtium: Finally! I will be cool at parties now!

272558  Darmstadtium: Definitively the actions of a double A

272549  Mad Collager: @Littlecraftywolf I think he's from Cheshire.

272554  Nope: 2 steps ahead of you

272527  BavidDowie: I ain't tryin have a weenie roast

272554  ThoughtlessGentleman: its just a ride.

272556  Teechur: Your Bishop/Alien cosplay needs work.

272545  SuedeOxford: U havin' a laff?

272551  Mr. Whiskers: In the middle of Morestreet

272552  Mr. Whiskers: Man, that lady shrank!

272554  Sadbot: When I worked there and was made to wear the suit, I'd lean down to the birthday kid and whisper so that only they could hear "do what thou wilt"

272540  fishing: Where in the world is Pizza San Diego?

272450  WannaBee: @SuedeOxford Thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.

272539  Lantry: Lantry

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272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.



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11. youshall: 1789 points
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Image 226149 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Dank Means. Boo, Dank Means.
Score:
331
 
 BoiledEggs: Feline proctologist. Only in Today's Seattle.
 Teechur: Is this from that SNL skit where the guy said, "Bring me the cat's ass."?
 piranharama: I dont think were in Catsass anymore
 tokyopig: Don't sass me cat.
Image 226148   01-11-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
640
 
 BavidDowie: Commando kitty
 dangerkeith3000: I'm not going to go there.
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 leia: I didn't realize my comment was so inappropriate to get deleted..Sowwy.
 Annoying Vegan : CAT SASS
 electrode: The inscrutable East.
 Mad Collager: Words fail me.
 Prostata: Cats are nice
 Aufziehvogel: Grab them by the puss...!!
Image 226147   01-11-18   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
214
 
 dangerkeith3000: Needs more pubes. 8/10
 craftjunk: So ... you've been ordering from Gamiss again.
 Mr. Shine: Man, I hope that's flammable. *lights match*
 El hefe: The Best Things For Sale
 Teechur: Looks like someone's gearing up for Valentine's Day.
 tokyopig: Hairy Christmas, ho ho ho.
Image 226146   01-11-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
494
 
 Mentos Pormer: He's got the works, he gives you sweet taste ... it's time to go because you've got no time to waste...
 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My cat was my dealer :P
 Mr. Shine: If you don't talk to your cats about heroin, who will?
Image 226145   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
200
 
 Yam: Strawberry Clock is king of the Portal!
 KickassHellyeah: Did I miss something?
 Aufziehvogel: Wake me up when September ends
 tokyopig: More like Veggie Fails.
 Ihminen: Wow that's a blast from the past
Image 226144   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
135
 
 XLY: unfuckification
 funny in the wall: @Robespierre i think when the robots take over, they can make us have communism on pain of death or exile. that's the only way to avoid the corruption that seeps in when we use the honor system to ensure equality on a larger scale. objectively, it'll be great but we'll all hate it
 tina: In theory, yes, but that ain't happened in practice yet.
 waynelord: Usifacdion?
 tokyopig: Communism, A a system of government based off of one very useful tool, and one you can't spell, pronounce, or use properly.
Image 226143   01-11-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Image 226142 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Horp Lello. Boo, Horp Lello.
Score:
431
 
 drhilljack: The Christ abides.
 Prostata: movie is so over-rated
 kornisjon: That bobblehead really ties that jesus statue together.
 Ulillillia: Sweet
 zrj235: abide.
Image 226141   01-11-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
550
 
 robocop: @zrj235 Zing!
 zrj235: @VeeKay not sure really.
 fracking: @zrj235 Oh that one. Last year surely?
 zrj235: @VeeKay which one is it when you stay fucked up for an entire 4 day weekend?
 randomhobo: @zrj235 Russian Othodox, Syrian, Eygyptian or Coptic?
 Teechur: @zrj235 That was so 2017.
 zrj235: i already did once this year and i'm still recovering. so no. no thank you.
Image 226140   01-11-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
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