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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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2. Mr. Shine
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258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258270 berlin: me too

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!



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Image 226088 is unbelievably bad (score -38) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trees. Boo, trees.
Score:
347
 
 zrj235: there is a lot going on here.
 youshall: @Felicity errm...additional plot twist: about that "human being"...
 hosehorse: @Yurishiro I knew that was a possibility going in and decided to take my chances. Still a rad human being
 professional: @Felicity plot twist: it's a girl.
 reply: Rad dude
Image 226087   01-10-18   Uploaded by    antipatterns
Score:
396
 
 gulpeg: Her hood says: I want to be Princess Leia recording the message into R2-D2, but with cameltoe
 charlemagne: don't run, come and ride the carousel
 zrj235: why on earth would you order it WITHOUT the fucking hood?
 Scoo: ACTION ZONE!
 WTF: Hey, it's Speedy Delivery and boy does he have a package!
 snipdawg: Seventies rappers were weird.
 Niels Bohr: That guy looks *furious* about his jumpsuit. He is going to *kill* us! And his girlfriend is trying to calm him down but she also looks resigned
 Mr. Shine: New game: Don't look at his bulge. You lose.
 Larp Belb: Looks like Oaf Rock is gearing up for a return - "I'm your vee-hic-kle, bay-beee - I'll take ya anywhere ya wanna go..."
Image 226086   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
229
 
 TrumpyTrump: Have you tried changing the oil, @Yam?
 Yam: I have a rowenta iron. Doesnt fucking work.
 Horp Lello: Yeah, and we have a Rowenta iron. It's a bit tidier than that, though.
Image 226085   01-10-18   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
369
 
 piratepom: Our Revolutionary Sweethearts.
 funny in the wall: @Yurishiro pin the crack sack on the perp is also good
 yawgmoth: You got it all wrong it's a police game called pin the molotov on the perp.
 FabricMan: Moments before a brave upholder of law and justice arrived and destroyed this communist display with his freedom stick
Image 226084   01-10-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
285
 
 charlemagne: at least they're kosher
 zrj235: they knew exactly what they were doing.
 Warrax: Ask mom if you can have two!
 Scoo: You might beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat!
 Mr. Shine: Because they HURT so bad!
Image 226083   01-10-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
274
 
 livelovebarf: Isn't the team really the Stateville Slammers?
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity After 13 hot dogs, he BECAME one!
 boomboomboom: But did he ever have to face off against the Super Shitters?
 Mr. Shine: This guy is freaking cool. I want his card.
 elmosco: Not enough Impact.
 ignatz: Bet he had fun at school..
Image 226082   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
Score:
491
 
 cenecia: #metoo
 piranharama: This might explain the number of dead mladies in my proximity. *tips fedora*
 Ulillillia: Like Comment Sh--damn, image beat me to it.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Fake you faking fake.
 charlemagne: I know someone this happened to. but then again after getting to know him, I fully understand why
 sparenamelaptopdied: I've been faking my own life for quite a while, now, still get hassled..
 fullofwind: Sounds like a plan.
Image 226081   01-10-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
782
 
 Scoo: @a robot Nope, not mine. Just liked the photo!
 glowstick: The Enterprise shuttlecraft has crashed. Captains log: woof.
 AFanOfSprite: The Enterprise shuttlecraft has crashed. Captains log: woof.
 a robot: @Scoo Is this your pupper? Gorgeous picture :D
Image 226080   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
290
 
 zrj235: when i said i was bout that life i meant it.
 grizzly: @Felicity Me again.
 2Berries: Whats russian for halftime?
 carpwoman: @Felicity - Yep.
 deathawaits: Is this #225815 from a different angle?
 Shay: Male humans fake their own deaths to avoid public drunkenness charges.
 El hefe: Nice try disguising that speed bump, I'm still not slowing down
 Snow Plow: He's about to give birth! His waters broke!
 Sadbot: @Robespierre Ideal British male body, right here
 Black Jesus: (and then right above this image appears an ad stating "Pure Heaven In a Bottle")
 Horp Lello: Weird physique ... such as it is. Guess that's what comes from living the High Life.
 ignatz: Well you could knock me dan wiv a fevva..
 ignatz: Well I never..
 ignatz: Well 'ard!
Image 226079   01-10-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
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