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257558  a sedated moose: I appreciate you all very much. This image eloquently states my emotional status, and I want you all to know that you are beautiful at all times; never forget that the world around you is simply amazing, and by extension, you are too.

257555  Ihminen: "infant energy drink" has me worried

257414  BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257555  jochenau: Stew/Cocoa is my dancing name.

257543  KingTrebek: too bad it now has extra holes for all those crab legs

257442  Teechur: Show me on the globe where you'd like to go for a "vaca"tion.

257531  Kaviri: Oirlend.

256951  Austin: you get to pick your favorite home made food in earthbound and they insert it into the story. my friend picked ASS and sentences like this were entertaining

257529  bug: That's not a pug.

257542  Kaviri: Wandering eyes.

257558  ThoughtlessGentleman: theres a song about this isnt there?

257556  Kaviri: Neckbeard.

257559  Mr. Shine: It's the cat's can.

257545  bug: *Mario warp noises*

257558  wolfpk: My name is NOT Smiley!

257558  Kaviri: You are now aware of how many wrong choices you've made up to now.

257549  sparename: Gnarled, gnibbled gnu

257552  bug: I think I found my dream job.

257074  Austin: lay off pee wee he is awesome

257554  bug: Yup, that sums up Stockton. Their official city flag has tweakers stealing a TV.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Not A Bot
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7. Amy Housewine
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10. Yam



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257264 Teechur: Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads. Fish heads fish heads eat them up. Yum! You can take a fish head to the movies. You don't have to pay to get..it..in.

257261 WTF: Overly painful - 12"

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing



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Mr. Shine uploaded 257239 (753 points)
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11. CompletelyJoking: 1842 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
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14. Prombom: 1757 points
15. a robot: 1716 points
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Score:
396
 
 gulpeg: Her hood says: I want to be Princess Leia recording the message into R2-D2, but with cameltoe
 charlemagne: don't run, come and ride the carousel
 zrj235: why on earth would you order it WITHOUT the fucking hood?
 Scoo: ACTION ZONE!
 WTF: Hey, it's Speedy Delivery and boy does he have a package!
 snipdawg: Seventies rappers were weird.
 Niels Bohr: That guy looks *furious* about his jumpsuit. He is going to *kill* us! And his girlfriend is trying to calm him down but she also looks resigned
 Mr. Shine: New game: Don't look at his bulge. You lose.
 Larp Belb: Looks like Oaf Rock is gearing up for a return - "I'm your vee-hic-kle, bay-beee - I'll take ya anywhere ya wanna go..."
Image 226086   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
229
 
 TrumpyTrump: Have you tried changing the oil, @Yam?
 Yam: I have a rowenta iron. Doesnt fucking work.
 Horp Lello: Yeah, and we have a Rowenta iron. It's a bit tidier than that, though.
Image 226085   01-10-18   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
369
 
 piratepom: Our Revolutionary Sweethearts.
 funny in the wall: @Yurishiro pin the crack sack on the perp is also good
 yawgmoth: You got it all wrong it's a police game called pin the molotov on the perp.
 FabricMan: Moments before a brave upholder of law and justice arrived and destroyed this communist display with his freedom stick
Image 226084   01-10-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
285
 
 charlemagne: at least they're kosher
 zrj235: they knew exactly what they were doing.
 Warrax: Ask mom if you can have two!
 Scoo: You might beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat!
 Mr. Shine: Because they HURT so bad!
Image 226083   01-10-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
274
 
 livelovebarf: Isn't the team really the Stateville Slammers?
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity After 13 hot dogs, he BECAME one!
 boomboomboom: But did he ever have to face off against the Super Shitters?
 Mr. Shine: This guy is freaking cool. I want his card.
 elmosco: Not enough Impact.
 ignatz: Bet he had fun at school..
Image 226082   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
Score:
491
 
 cenecia: #metoo
 piranharama: This might explain the number of dead mladies in my proximity. *tips fedora*
 Ulillillia: Like Comment Sh--damn, image beat me to it.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Fake you faking fake.
 charlemagne: I know someone this happened to. but then again after getting to know him, I fully understand why
 sparenamelaptopdied: I've been faking my own life for quite a while, now, still get hassled..
 fullofwind: Sounds like a plan.
Image 226081   01-10-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
782
 
 Scoo: @a robot Nope, not mine. Just liked the photo!
 glowstick: The Enterprise shuttlecraft has crashed. Captains log: woof.
 AFanOfSprite: The Enterprise shuttlecraft has crashed. Captains log: woof.
 a robot: @Scoo Is this your pupper? Gorgeous picture :D
Image 226080   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
290
 
 zrj235: when i said i was bout that life i meant it.
 grizzly: @Felicity Me again.
 2Berries: Whats russian for halftime?
 carpwoman: @Felicity - Yep.
 deathawaits: Is this #225815 from a different angle?
 Shay: Male humans fake their own deaths to avoid public drunkenness charges.
 El hefe: Nice try disguising that speed bump, I'm still not slowing down
 Snow Plow: He's about to give birth! His waters broke!
 Sadbot: @Robespierre Ideal British male body, right here
 Black Jesus: (and then right above this image appears an ad stating "Pure Heaven In a Bottle")
 Horp Lello: Weird physique ... such as it is. Guess that's what comes from living the High Life.
 ignatz: Well you could knock me dan wiv a fevva..
 ignatz: Well I never..
 ignatz: Well 'ard!
Image 226079   01-10-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
910
 
 usernamee: I want to annoy this cat by touching the whiskers.
 Side Boob: I want to pet that cat and tell him its going to be OK
 Surprising: There's that "never leave me alone, ever again" look...
Image 226078   01-10-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Image 226077 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by WetWilly. You have brought shame on us, WetWilly.
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