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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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1. Robespierre
2. Mr. Shine
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
6. a robot
7. Solemn
8. Not A Bot
9. Mr Bleak
10. Knice



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258270 berlin: me too

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!



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John Blender uploaded 258099 (1069 points)
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Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (838 points)
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Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (799 points)
NotHuman uploaded 258290 (798 points)
mackdaddy uploaded 258076 (787 points)
Teh Simpson uploaded 258070 (787 points)
inthrees uploaded 258439 (775 points)
logono uploaded 258207 (775 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
Side Boob uploaded 258317 (752 points)
realjon uploaded 258167 (748 points)


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 3. NotHuman: 2373 points
 4. E. HONDA: 2312 points
 5. Bagels: 2218 points
 6. god666: 2144 points
 7. bromide: 1867 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1796 points
 9. nathan: 1666 points
10. Solemn: 1640 points
11. Mr. Shine: 1607 points
12. DerMantis: 1579 points
13. waxymom: 1509 points
14. uncannie: 1483 points
15. logan: 1425 points
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Score:
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 badger: ... and you mess with the WHOLE LILY POND.
Image 226068   01-10-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Image 226067 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by wootman. You have brought shame on us, wootman.
Image 226066 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by aoaoaoao. You have brought shame on us, aoaoaoao.
Score:
469
 
 Korrok: Kinky....
 DarkTeddy: I used to like this stuff. A lot. Still do.
 Ulillillia: (moon)(moon)
 waffle iron: That moon isn't very super, y'know.
Image 226065   01-10-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
380
 
 Vinochet: Are they bulletproof? That depends...
 toaster: @Yurishiro Now, of course, *I* have to Google it :-)
 El hefe: Going up against your ex I see...
 Mad Collager: That guy is unconcerned about the streak of yellow down his... oh, never mind!
 angry: @Felicity damn you made me google that
 jeffrey: TD-1984 Tactical Diaper
 RimLickinGood: Bulletproot!
 GiveMePlus: Another outstanding value from ... you guessed it.
 sparename: "Where will you be...?"
 wolfpk: This is real CYA
 dobbiesdoogs: protecting what's important
Image 226064   01-10-18   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
862
 
 boozer: You know when as a kid in church there is total silence and something weird gives you the irresistible impulse to laugh? That.
 Shay: Because she slipped on a banana peel.
Image 226063   01-10-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Image 226062 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by namename. You have brought shame on us, namename.
Score:
223
 
 Not A Bot: Wow Pooh has let himself go
 catheter: Sink The Enemy!
 Ulillillia: Pizza Hut and nothin' but
Image 226061   01-10-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
530
 
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall Depends on who you are. Me? I'm good at working as a team, and I know I'd probably give the same orders I did, so I'd probably obey me and trust me to do the job right. Which is probably the weirdest sentence I've ever written.
 Theimposter: I think that would just end in a lot of ludicrously-shameful sex acts.
 zrj235: There is only one of me.
 magicmormon: ***YAWN*** Can someone please wake me up when this thread has run its course?
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre and before you argue for Slayer, no one from Slayer was ever convicted of murder...
 Jeffrat: Oh come on spaceship! No greater than sign?!
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre If you listen to Dissection's song Where Dead Angles Lie he clearly enunciate "Jeff" where it says "death" in the lyrics and we all know Dissection Slayer
 wolfpk: By that logic, there are over seven thousand of you in the world.
 luxbu: @Jeffrat Yeah, well at least Slayer did an album named after me - Reign In Blood.
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre That's what the Reign of Terror gets you buddy.
 logono: @Jeffrat It's not fair - all those Mikes and Jeffs, but my clone sleeps alone.
 Shay: Draft to the Red Dawn movie.
 Ulillillia: There are 320 of me in the United States? I feel bad for them.
 Pegged Lamb: Jean-Luc Blowhard, it's people like you wot cause unrest.
 Jeffrat: There are 12 people named Jeff where I work, but the Mikes still have us beat 2 to 1. We should have formed an alliance with the Johns when we had the chance...
 funny in the wall: i think herding multiple copies of one's self would be more difficult than herding kittens
Image 226060   01-10-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
249
 
 elahabdh: Why does it hurt when I pee?
 Shay: Damn...that was fun!
 Ulillillia: in bed
Image 226059   01-10-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
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