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272297  Weedheart: Happy Birthday!

272155  Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272157  Mr Bleak: Harry Potter reboot looking ... interesting.

272159  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272161  Mr Bleak: @savvoy Bare Thundersword is my porn star name.

272162  Mr Bleak: Normally, I'm against dressing cats up. But ... I can see Fur face in one of those ... it would pay him back for the half a dead bird in my shoe.

272169  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit That's less than a good cup of coffee at Starfucks.

272296  camellia: "The Drop Dog is a dangerous predator."

272296  boomboomboom: I have no idea what I'm doing.

272174  tib gubb: self loathing aside - it's worth as much as respect between friends

272180  tib gubb: what do you mean, move? i'm pretty sure that i'm allowed to be here.

272295  kswat: Gooby pls

272245  tib gubb: the dark side beckons

272268  tib gubb: ooh, ooh... i'll make popcorn

272201  georgerino: Indeed @Teechur...

272159  tib gubb: @SuedeOxford I work with lawyers- most of them are middle class and overworked

272201  Teechur: @Mr Bleak I like #buttduohorn

272283  Teechur: The lemon slices look like Homer Simpson eyes.

272282  Dr Awkward: Hooray for sexual assault! (BAD)

272184  Mr Bleak: Mein Furier!

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272205 Terrh: Classy...

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272086 tib gubb: yikes



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Image 226066 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by aoaoaoao. Your image was bad, aoaoaoao.
Score:
469
 
 Korrok: Kinky....
 DarkTeddy: I used to like this stuff. A lot. Still do.
 Ulillillia: (moon)(moon)
 waffle iron: That moon isn't very super, y'know.
Image 226065   01-10-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
380
 
 Vinochet: Are they bulletproof? That depends...
 toaster: @Yurishiro Now, of course, *I* have to Google it :-)
 El hefe: Going up against your ex I see...
 Mad Collager: That guy is unconcerned about the streak of yellow down his... oh, never mind!
 angry: @Felicity damn you made me google that
 jeffrey: TD-1984 Tactical Diaper
 RimLickinGood: Bulletproot!
 GiveMePlus: Another outstanding value from ... you guessed it.
 sparename: "Where will you be...?"
 wolfpk: This is real CYA
 dobbiesdoogs: protecting what's important
Image 226064   01-10-18   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
862
 
 boozer: You know when as a kid in church there is total silence and something weird gives you the irresistible impulse to laugh? That.
 Shay: Because she slipped on a banana peel.
Image 226063   01-10-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Image 226062 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by namename. Your image was bad, namename.
Score:
223
 
 Not A Bot: Wow Pooh has let himself go
 catheter: Sink The Enemy!
 Ulillillia: Pizza Hut and nothin' but
Image 226061   01-10-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
530
 
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall Depends on who you are. Me? I'm good at working as a team, and I know I'd probably give the same orders I did, so I'd probably obey me and trust me to do the job right. Which is probably the weirdest sentence I've ever written.
 Theimposter: I think that would just end in a lot of ludicrously-shameful sex acts.
 zrj235: There is only one of me.
 magicmormon: ***YAWN*** Can someone please wake me up when this thread has run its course?
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre and before you argue for Slayer, no one from Slayer was ever convicted of murder...
 Jeffrat: Oh come on spaceship! No greater than sign?!
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre If you listen to Dissection's song Where Dead Angles Lie he clearly enunciate "Jeff" where it says "death" in the lyrics and we all know Dissection Slayer
 wolfpk: By that logic, there are over seven thousand of you in the world.
 luxbu: @Jeffrat Yeah, well at least Slayer did an album named after me - Reign In Blood.
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre That's what the Reign of Terror gets you buddy.
 logono: @Jeffrat It's not fair - all those Mikes and Jeffs, but my clone sleeps alone.
 Shay: Draft to the Red Dawn movie.
 Ulillillia: There are 320 of me in the United States? I feel bad for them.
 Pegged Lamb: Jean-Luc Blowhard, it's people like you wot cause unrest.
 Jeffrat: There are 12 people named Jeff where I work, but the Mikes still have us beat 2 to 1. We should have formed an alliance with the Johns when we had the chance...
 funny in the wall: i think herding multiple copies of one's self would be more difficult than herding kittens
Image 226060   01-10-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
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 elahabdh: Why does it hurt when I pee?
 Shay: Damn...that was fun!
 Ulillillia: in bed
Image 226059   01-10-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
151
 
 Mad Collager: And Jenny Lawson's wonderful corollary: Friends not only know where the bodies are buried, they also helped you bury them.
 doindabs: ... sitting next to you saying, "My God, what have I done?"
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall My PhD is in Exercise Physiology, so yeah, I try to practice what I preach. (but I'm pretty much aerobically fit, I can't even approach bench-pressing my own body weight)
 Jeffrat: My home decor company is called "tape hay to walls". Last year we made 18 million on our IPO.
 Not A Bot: "...Hey kid." "...Hey Orange King."
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward oh damn, are you one of them in shape PhDs?
 Dr Awkward: This is why all my friends are runners. They might catch one of us, but not all of us.
Image 226058   01-10-18   Uploaded by    robocop
Image 226057 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Larry. We'll pray for you, Uncle Larry.
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