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262452  dangerkeith3000: October 1995, that is!

262454  antipatterns: W A T E R M A R K

262446  smusher: Shit, that's depressing

262440  antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us

262397  Korrok: I've seen worse....

262459  someguynameded: Put the D in her A and it's all ok

262449  Off Topic: I do. Does that really mean I'm a princess?

262377  Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262444  KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well

262419  Not A Bot: Fuck you sign, I do what I want!

262445  Robespierre: On your marks ... get set ... FEED ME!

262447  Robespierre: Berber basking

262448  Robespierre: Wy yew flashing us, hoomin?

262439  Robespierre: In all those familiar places

262448  Yam: Man, that is adorable

262440  Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.

262442  Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit

262443  Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra

262444  Robespierre: WWE(tm): Where There's Always Room For More Bad Acting(c)

262425  Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262425 Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262377 Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.

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Score:
469
 
 Dampo Plemombies: Kinky....
 Burb Groble: I used to like this stuff. A lot. Still do.
 Berb Drumomple: (moon)(moon)
 Remp Flumuble: That moon isn't very super, y'know.
Image 226065   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Dolm Grunomple
Score:
380
 
 Pump Rempupert: Are they bulletproof? That depends...
 Flilm Dampomple: @Yurishiro Now, of course, *I* have to Google it :-)
 Malm Grunombies: Going up against your ex I see...
 Gilm Grungus: That guy is unconcerned about the streak of yellow down his... oh, never mind!
 Jarb Horpumple: @Felicity damn you made me google that
 Jirb Plungo: TD-1984 Tactical Diaper
 Tromp Flongus: Bulletproot!
 Pople Dampupert: Another outstanding value from ... you guessed it.
 Port Flumple: "Where will you be...?"
 Piple Alboble: This is real CYA
 Thampo Dampopert: protecting what's important
Image 226064   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Crurbo Brungo
Score:
862
 
 Thald Grumple: You know when as a kid in church there is total silence and something weird gives you the irresistible impulse to laugh? That.
 Frort Morpumple: Because she slipped on a banana peel.
Image 226063   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Bolm Cremongus
Image 226062 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by namename. Your image was bad, namename.
Score:
223
 
 Triple Broble: Wow Pooh has let himself go
 Freld Horpongo: Sink The Enemy!
 Piwn Morpoble: Pizza Hut and nothin' but
Image 226061   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Pempo Fluble
Score:
530
 
 Floft Flongus: @funny in the wall Depends on who you are. Me? I'm good at working as a team, and I know I'd probably give the same orders I did, so I'd probably obey me and trust me to do the job right. Which is probably the weirdest sentence I've ever written.
 Dild Cremombies: I think that would just end in a lot of ludicrously-shameful sex acts.
 Flongo Morpumple: There is only one of me.
 Dorbo Grombies: ***YAWN*** Can someone please wake me up when this thread has run its course?
 Jirt Drumomple: @Robespierre and before you argue for Slayer, no one from Slayer was ever convicted of murder...
 Berbo Grunumbies: Oh come on spaceship! No greater than sign?!
 Thople Grunupert: @Robespierre If you listen to Dissection's song Where Dead Angles Lie he clearly enunciate "Jeff" where it says "death" in the lyrics and we all know Dissection Slayer
 Frarbo Plumbies: By that logic, there are over seven thousand of you in the world.
 Jown Flumongus: @Jeffrat Yeah, well at least Slayer did an album named after me - Reign In Blood.
 Hople Floble: @Robespierre That's what the Reign of Terror gets you buddy.
 Tringo Morpombies: @Jeffrat It's not fair - all those Mikes and Jeffs, but my clone sleeps alone.
 Trople Flumuble: Draft to the Red Dawn movie.
 Tramp Drumongo: There are 320 of me in the United States? I feel bad for them.
 Diple Grombies: Jean-Luc Blowhard, it's people like you wot cause unrest.
 Virb Grunombies: There are 12 people named Jeff where I work, but the Mikes still have us beat 2 to 1. We should have formed an alliance with the Johns when we had the chance...
 Darbo Flumungo: i think herding multiple copies of one's self would be more difficult than herding kittens
Image 226060   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Frurb Dampumbies
Score:
249
 
 Herb Plemombies: Why does it hurt when I pee?
 Joft Gruble: Damn...that was fun!
 Lirbo Drumongus: in bed
Image 226059   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Thort Grunongo
Score:
151
 
 Criple Flumumple: And Jenny Lawson's wonderful corollary: Friends not only know where the bodies are buried, they also helped you bury them.
 Jeng Albongus: ... sitting next to you saying, "My God, what have I done?"
 Jengo Groble: @funny in the wall My PhD is in Exercise Physiology, so yeah, I try to practice what I preach. (but I'm pretty much aerobically fit, I can't even approach bench-pressing my own body weight)
 Frart Grunumbies: My home decor company is called "tape hay to walls". Last year we made 18 million on our IPO.
 Bump Flupert: "...Hey kid." "...Hey Orange King."
 Dulm Albongus: @Dr Awkward oh damn, are you one of them in shape PhDs?
 Gimpo Grumbies: This is why all my friends are runners. They might catch one of us, but not all of us.
Image 226058   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Bulm Rempupert
Image 226057 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Larry. You have brought shame on us, Uncle Larry.
Score:
858
 
 Tralm Morpomple: it's kind of funny
 Jirbo Rempupert: Parody account, folks.
 Borm Plemungus: You kiddin' me, @GOP Teens? It's Everything You Want To Be.
 Theld Flumombies: Oh man, I might actually rad a tweet.
 Meng Morpombies: #yes #it #is
Image 226056   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Flompo Plungo
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