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249448  charlemagne: their children will never be able to retract their heads

249440  Mr. Shine: I've seen this exact thing several times with several different names. I no longer believe it ever happened.

249457  charlemagne: now eat his heart to gain his courage

249463  charlemagne: not too strong, or they will destroy and eat you to gain what is left of your courage

249456  ignatz: Wot evs

249460  tib gubb: still think the earth is round?

249460  dangerkeith3000: heeeeerreguuuuuuud!

249460  Yurishiro: Seems legit

249455  Amy Housewine: I was dragging behind in my reading, but I've tried to ketchup.

249442  antipatterns: Also Zizek needs to pull through so he can analyze these

249437  VoR: Three legged business man needs his coffee to take away!

249459  Yurishiro: What's up my knitta?!

249442  Bohab: Bojack is my spirit animal

249458  Yurishiro: Everything is a cactus if you're brave enough.

249442  antipatterns: 2 sad cartoon bois (don't be like these guys)

249444  Yurishiro: Touch down

249445  Yurishiro: Starvation of north korea.

249449  Yurishiro: Spray that shit

249365  Jabberwikket: @RiderFan, but its a Mann doing it....

249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?



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11. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
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Image 226062 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by namename. Your image was bad, namename.
Score:
223
 
 Not A Bot: Wow Pooh has let himself go
 catheter: Sink The Enemy!
 Ulillillia: Pizza Hut and nothin' but
Image 226061   01-10-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
530
 
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall Depends on who you are. Me? I'm good at working as a team, and I know I'd probably give the same orders I did, so I'd probably obey me and trust me to do the job right. Which is probably the weirdest sentence I've ever written.
 Theimposter: I think that would just end in a lot of ludicrously-shameful sex acts.
 zrj235: There is only one of me.
 magicmormon: ***YAWN*** Can someone please wake me up when this thread has run its course?
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre and before you argue for Slayer, no one from Slayer was ever convicted of murder...
 Jeffrat: Oh come on spaceship! No greater than sign?!
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre If you listen to Dissection's song Where Dead Angles Lie he clearly enunciate "Jeff" where it says "death" in the lyrics and we all know Dissection Slayer
 wolfpk: By that logic, there are over seven thousand of you in the world.
 luxbu: @Jeffrat Yeah, well at least Slayer did an album named after me - Reign In Blood.
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre That's what the Reign of Terror gets you buddy.
 logono: @Jeffrat It's not fair - all those Mikes and Jeffs, but my clone sleeps alone.
 Shay: Draft to the Red Dawn movie.
 Ulillillia: There are 320 of me in the United States? I feel bad for them.
 Pegged Lamb: Jean-Luc Blowhard, it's people like you wot cause unrest.
 Jeffrat: There are 12 people named Jeff where I work, but the Mikes still have us beat 2 to 1. We should have formed an alliance with the Johns when we had the chance...
 funny in the wall: i think herding multiple copies of one's self would be more difficult than herding kittens
Image 226060   01-10-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
249
 
 elahabdh: Why does it hurt when I pee?
 Shay: Damn...that was fun!
 Ulillillia: in bed
Image 226059   01-10-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
151
 
 Mad Collager: And Jenny Lawson's wonderful corollary: Friends not only know where the bodies are buried, they also helped you bury them.
 doindabs: ... sitting next to you saying, "My God, what have I done?"
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall My PhD is in Exercise Physiology, so yeah, I try to practice what I preach. (but I'm pretty much aerobically fit, I can't even approach bench-pressing my own body weight)
 Jeffrat: My home decor company is called "tape hay to walls". Last year we made 18 million on our IPO.
 Not A Bot: "...Hey kid." "...Hey Orange King."
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward oh damn, are you one of them in shape PhDs?
 Dr Awkward: This is why all my friends are runners. They might catch one of us, but not all of us.
Image 226058   01-10-18   Uploaded by    robocop
Image 226057 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Larry. Boo, Uncle Larry.
Score:
858
 
 tib gubb: it's kind of funny
 Mr. Shine: Parody account, folks.
 jackthesmack: You kiddin' me, @GOP Teens? It's Everything You Want To Be.
 Ulillillia: Oh man, I might actually rad a tweet.
 Knice: #yes #it #is
Image 226056   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Image 226055 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by deathawaits. Boo, deathawaits.
Image 226054 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fullofwind. You have brought shame on us, fullofwind.
Score:
290
 
 Beerarchy: I'm known outside the Spaceship as "The Robespierre Of the Jet Set", but that sure as fuck isn't/wasn't me.
 VoR: Jetset me!
 skillet: I SLEEP IN A CRIB, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
 Ulillillia: A young Jim Gaffigan.
Image 226053   01-10-18   Uploaded by    reagan
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