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234016  tib gubb: benadeto, no!

234015  a robot: Is your girlfriend a HACKER?

234024  marxist: Wow, Leeloo did not age well

234024  gggina: Edna Mode

233383  Mr Bleak: It's a safety feature! Think about it: he *is* going to drive really, really carefully and as well as he can...

234014  addend: "And we grew up just fine. ...Checkmate!"

233387  Mr Bleak: Beer: making people do stupid things since 4000BC. And then posting it online.

234009  addend: Jump down to #234007 next. Trust me.

234010  addend: Did they scramble "YOLO" or do a mediocre "OHIO"?

234011  addend: *3.

233405  Mr Bleak: @Mr Bleak For "Oygmy Owl" read "Pygmy Owl" - finger trouble.

234010  wolfpk: @Sadbot It's actually England; they are trying to confuse you.

233912  addend: (Wins election through write-in votes.)

233915  addend: "WTF am I doing /here/? This isn't a construction site."

234010  Sadbot: I'm unclear on the deceased's nationality. Australian? South African? I'm just not seeing any clues here...

233946  addend: "Okay now, nobody smile for the photo..."

234010  jochenau: OYO?

233953  addend: Freeze or use by age 40 :(

233874  thrilhouse: my sides hurt @bug

233990  Dresdenkeogh: Accidentally badded. You know what you doot

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233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233930 raditzu: Move woman, you're obscuring the view.

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.

233924 raditzu: good she has a blanket, otherwise might just catch a cold.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)



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11. Scoo: 1851 points
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Image 226062 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by namename. We'll pray for you, namename.
Score:
223
 
 Not A Bot: Wow Pooh has let himself go
 Robespierre: Sink The Enemy!
 Ulillillia: Pizza Hut and nothin' but
Image 226061   01-10-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
530
 
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall Depends on who you are. Me? I'm good at working as a team, and I know I'd probably give the same orders I did, so I'd probably obey me and trust me to do the job right. Which is probably the weirdest sentence I've ever written.
 Theimposter: I think that would just end in a lot of ludicrously-shameful sex acts.
 zrj235: There is only one of me.
 Robespierre: ***YAWN*** Can someone please wake me up when this thread has run its course?
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre and before you argue for Slayer, no one from Slayer was ever convicted of murder...
 Jeffrat: Oh come on spaceship! No greater than sign?!
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre If you listen to Dissection's song Where Dead Angles Lie he clearly enunciate "Jeff" where it says "death" in the lyrics and we all know Dissection Slayer
 wolfpk: By that logic, there are over seven thousand of you in the world.
 Robespierre: @Jeffrat Yeah, well at least Slayer did an album named after me - Reign In Blood.
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre That's what the Reign of Terror gets you buddy.
 Robespierre: @Jeffrat It's not fair - all those Mikes and Jeffs, but my clone sleeps alone.
 Shay: Draft to the Red Dawn movie.
 Ulillillia: There are 320 of me in the United States? I feel bad for them.
 Robespierre: Jean-Luc Blowhard, it's people like you wot cause unrest.
 Jeffrat: There are 12 people named Jeff where I work, but the Mikes still have us beat 2 to 1. We should have formed an alliance with the Johns when we had the chance...
 funny in the wall: i think herding multiple copies of one's self would be more difficult than herding kittens
Image 226060   01-10-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
249
 
 Robespierre: Why does it hurt when I pee?
 Shay: Damn...that was fun!
 Ulillillia: in bed
Image 226059   01-10-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
151
 
 Mad Collager: And Jenny Lawson's wonderful corollary: Friends not only know where the bodies are buried, they also helped you bury them.
 Robespierre: ... sitting next to you saying, "My God, what have I done?"
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall My PhD is in Exercise Physiology, so yeah, I try to practice what I preach. (but I'm pretty much aerobically fit, I can't even approach bench-pressing my own body weight)
 Jeffrat: My home decor company is called "tape hay to walls". Last year we made 18 million on our IPO.
 Not A Bot: "...Hey kid." "...Hey Orange King."
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward oh damn, are you one of them in shape PhDs?
 Dr Awkward: This is why all my friends are runners. They might catch one of us, but not all of us.
Image 226058   01-10-18   Uploaded by    robocop
Image 226057 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Larry. You have brought shame on us, Uncle Larry.
Score:
858
 
 tib gubb: it's kind of funny
 Mr. Shine: Parody account, folks.
 Robespierre: You kiddin' me, @GOP Teens? It's Everything You Want To Be.
 Ulillillia: Oh man, I might actually rad a tweet.
 Knice: #yes #it #is
Image 226056   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Image 226055 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by deathawaits. Your image was bad, deathawaits.
Image 226054 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fullofwind. We'll pray for you, fullofwind.
Score:
290
 
 Robespierre: I'm known outside the Spaceship as "The Robespierre Of the Jet Set", but that sure as fuck isn't/wasn't me.
 VoR: Jetset me!
 skillet: I SLEEP IN A CRIB, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
 Ulillillia: A young Jim Gaffigan.
Image 226053   01-10-18   Uploaded by    reagan
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