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257444  lionstrong: @Mr. Shine exactly

257558  a sedated moose: I appreciate you all very much. This image eloquently states my emotional status, and I want you all to know that you are beautiful at all times; never forget that the world around you is simply amazing, and by extension, you are too.

257555  Ihminen: "infant energy drink" has me worried

257414  BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257555  jochenau: Stew/Cocoa is my dancing name.

257543  KingTrebek: too bad it now has extra holes for all those crab legs

257442  Teechur: Show me on the globe where you'd like to go for a "vaca"tion.

257531  Kaviri: Oirlend.

256951  Austin: you get to pick your favorite home made food in earthbound and they insert it into the story. my friend picked ASS and sentences like this were entertaining

257529  bug: That's not a pug.

257542  Kaviri: Wandering eyes.

257558  ThoughtlessGentleman: theres a song about this isnt there?

257556  Kaviri: Neckbeard.

257559  Mr. Shine: It's the cat's can.

257545  bug: *Mario warp noises*

257558  wolfpk: My name is NOT Smiley!

257558  Kaviri: You are now aware of how many wrong choices you've made up to now.

257549  sparename: Gnarled, gnibbled gnu

257552  bug: I think I found my dream job.

257074  Austin: lay off pee wee he is awesome

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3. VeeKay
4. Not A Bot
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7. Amy Housewine
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10. Yam



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257264 Teechur: Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads. Fish heads fish heads eat them up. Yum! You can take a fish head to the movies. You don't have to pay to get..it..in.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257261 WTF: Overly painful - 12"

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney



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11. CompletelyJoking: 1842 points
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14. Prombom: 1757 points
15. a robot: 1716 points
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Score:
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 Mad Collager: And Jenny Lawson's wonderful corollary: Friends not only know where the bodies are buried, they also helped you bury them.
 doindabs: ... sitting next to you saying, "My God, what have I done?"
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall My PhD is in Exercise Physiology, so yeah, I try to practice what I preach. (but I'm pretty much aerobically fit, I can't even approach bench-pressing my own body weight)
 Jeffrat: My home decor company is called "tape hay to walls". Last year we made 18 million on our IPO.
 Not A Bot: "...Hey kid." "...Hey Orange King."
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward oh damn, are you one of them in shape PhDs?
 Dr Awkward: This is why all my friends are runners. They might catch one of us, but not all of us.
Image 226058   01-10-18   Uploaded by    robocop
Image 226057 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Larry. Your image was bad, Uncle Larry.
Score:
858
 
 tib gubb: it's kind of funny
 Mr. Shine: Parody account, folks.
 jackthesmack: You kiddin' me, @GOP Teens? It's Everything You Want To Be.
 Ulillillia: Oh man, I might actually rad a tweet.
 Knice: #yes #it #is
Image 226056   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Image 226055 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by deathawaits. You have brought shame on us, deathawaits.
Image 226054 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fullofwind. Your image was bad, fullofwind.
Score:
290
 
 Beerarchy: I'm known outside the Spaceship as "The Robespierre Of the Jet Set", but that sure as fuck isn't/wasn't me.
 VoR: Jetset me!
 skillet: I SLEEP IN A CRIB, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
 Ulillillia: A young Jim Gaffigan.
Image 226053   01-10-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
177
 
 Science: This is not enough thermal paste
 Jeffrat: Ah yes the hydrophobia exhibited here is delightful, and no I don't mean rabies.
Image 226052   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
227
 
 entropy: Zack Bagan's dreamhouse.
 charlemagne: wait till you see it under the ultra violet
 Greifer: pov of an 'UFO' alien
Image 226051   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
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 PlzPlzMe: Yes yes and second place is the first loser you vape we know all the bullshit
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre the fact that that movie came out right at the peak of the deodorant boom also says a lot about the habits of alcoholics to replace hygiene with Axe Body Spray...
 afroking: @Jeffrat That Ray Milland character used to be my role model.
 Shay: Wise words of Confucius.
 Jeffrat: 100% of people who take too many shots end up missing entire weekends...
Image 226050   01-10-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
173
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Are these guys condom-minions??
 Jeffrat: The amount of money a professional scientific glass blower can make is obscene!
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Electronically tested"?
Image 226049   01-10-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
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