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272525  CheezGrater: Mao Money, Mao Money, Mao Money

272341  MrBoffo: Something something 15 percent

272351  MrBoffo: (can opener (R))

272359  MrBoffo: Vegas, eh? This explains it all.

272360  MrBoffo: Brisk

272376  MrBoffo: Freddie got fingered

272543  Dr Awkward: Dear internet: Not everything needs a "starter pack"

272381  MrBoffo: Aye; but 'tis

272552  alborland: He isnt?

272471  MrBoffo: Ramble on.

272490  MrBoffo: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

272540  Dr Awkward: @Littlecraftywolf I'm also ok with SquirrelCougarWeasel.

272519  MrBoffo: Curb your tongue, knave.

272540  Littlecraftywolf: @Dr Awkward maybe it has a litle weasel in it?

272533  Not A Bot: Sometimes you cry when you have it alone.

272508  Sadpygmy: Good watchdog..always keeps an eye out

272539  Littlecraftywolf: well maybe no free internet but we can keep ag free and alive with Patreon

272540  Dr Awkward: SquirrelCougarPuppy demands attention

272521  a sedated moose: I want a giant murder-kitty.

272537  Dr Awkward: MonkeyBearDog demands attention.

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2. Mr Bleak
3. Not A Bot
4. Mad Collager
5. Teechur
6. addend
7. dangerkeith3000
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9. Dr Awkward
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.



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grimes uploaded 272379 (848 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272360 (820 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
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 2. Mexico: 5439 points
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 5. E. HONDA: 2714 points
 6. grizzly: 2520 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2238 points
 8. Albo Grungus: 1984 points
 9. brutal: 1845 points
10. westerner: 1838 points
11. youshall: 1799 points
12. Surprising: 1715 points
13. NoOneImportant: 1597 points
14. Snow Plow: 1593 points
15. JollyWell: 1585 points
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Score:
151
 
 Mad Collager: And Jenny Lawson's wonderful corollary: Friends not only know where the bodies are buried, they also helped you bury them.
 doindabs: ... sitting next to you saying, "My God, what have I done?"
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall My PhD is in Exercise Physiology, so yeah, I try to practice what I preach. (but I'm pretty much aerobically fit, I can't even approach bench-pressing my own body weight)
 Jeffrat: My home decor company is called "tape hay to walls". Last year we made 18 million on our IPO.
 Not A Bot: "...Hey kid." "...Hey Orange King."
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward oh damn, are you one of them in shape PhDs?
 Dr Awkward: This is why all my friends are runners. They might catch one of us, but not all of us.
Image 226058   01-10-18   Uploaded by    robocop
Image 226057 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Larry. Your image was bad, Uncle Larry.
Score:
858
 
 tib gubb: it's kind of funny
 Mr. Shine: Parody account, folks.
 jackthesmack: You kiddin' me, @GOP Teens? It's Everything You Want To Be.
 Ulillillia: Oh man, I might actually rad a tweet.
 Knice: #yes #it #is
Image 226056   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Image 226055 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by deathawaits. Your image was bad, deathawaits.
Image 226054 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fullofwind. We'll pray for you, fullofwind.
Score:
290
 
 Beerarchy: I'm known outside the Spaceship as "The Robespierre Of the Jet Set", but that sure as fuck isn't/wasn't me.
 CrookedCop: Jetset me!
 skillet: I SLEEP IN A CRIB, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
 Ulillillia: A young Jim Gaffigan.
Image 226053   01-10-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
177
 
 Science: This is not enough thermal paste
 Jeffrat: Ah yes the hydrophobia exhibited here is delightful, and no I don't mean rabies.
Image 226052   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
227
 
 entropy: Zack Bagan's dreamhouse.
 charlemagne: wait till you see it under the ultra violet
 Greifer: pov of an 'UFO' alien
Image 226051   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
400
 
 PlzPlzMe: Yes yes and second place is the first loser you vape we know all the bullshit
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre the fact that that movie came out right at the peak of the deodorant boom also says a lot about the habits of alcoholics to replace hygiene with Axe Body Spray...
 afroking: @Jeffrat That Ray Milland character used to be my role model.
 Shay: Wise words of Confucius.
 Jeffrat: 100% of people who take too many shots end up missing entire weekends...
Image 226050   01-10-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
173
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Are these guys condom-minions??
 Jeffrat: The amount of money a professional scientific glass blower can make is obscene!
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Electronically tested"?
Image 226049   01-10-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
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