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228190  duckfarts: that's some pig

228195  duckfarts: @ignatz instructions unclear: shit on a sand castle

228197  duckfarts: PSA: caramel m&ms are fucking gross, do not get them unless you hate yourself

228198  duckfarts: @savvoy can confirm that this looks like some crazy fucked up thai

228218  Warrax: I call them "tomatoes."

228198  duckfarts: seems legit

228206  duckfarts: loops back around to fucking awesome

228210  duckfarts: ah yes, frats and sororities: murdering young adults since 1908

228226  Warrax: Hello fellow canines.

228229  Warrax: @Scoo Well, you wouldn't want to exceed your own body weight in a 24 hour period. Let's not get crazy here.

228233  Not A Bot: Prime poop catching position

228213  duckfarts: KEEP FROZEN - COOK THOROUGHLY - MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND, TOTINO

228191  dangerkeith3000: Expectation: goatse

228218  duckfarts: @Mad Collager probably already in use in the UK

228241  Warrax: This is my body, which is for you, do this in remembrance of me.

228225  blendedtwice: I've always wondered if the people who slap on the price tag put any effort into it.

228225  duckfarts: OUR GREAT BANAL JOURNEYS

228072  Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228230  duckfarts: @SimonSaysGarfunkel fuck yeah i want wood paneling everywhere

228230  blendedtwice: But does it have wifi?

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227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228155 Dr Awkward: YOLT

228145 tib gubb: brutal



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12. mackdaddy: 1756 points
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 Mad Collager: And Jenny Lawson's wonderful corollary: Friends not only know where the bodies are buried, they also helped you bury them.
 Robespierre: ... sitting next to you saying, "My God, what have I done?"
 Dr Awkward: @funny in the wall My PhD is in Exercise Physiology, so yeah, I try to practice what I preach. (but I'm pretty much aerobically fit, I can't even approach bench-pressing my own body weight)
 Jeffrat: My home decor company is called "tape hay to walls". Last year we made 18 million on our IPO.
 Not A Bot: "...Hey kid." "...Hey Orange King."
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward oh damn, are you one of them in shape PhDs?
 Dr Awkward: This is why all my friends are runners. They might catch one of us, but not all of us.
Image 226058   01-10-18   Uploaded by    robocop
Image 226057 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Larry. Boo, Uncle Larry.
Score:
858
 
 tib gubb: it's kind of funny
 Mr. Shine: Parody account, folks.
 Robespierre: You kiddin' me, @GOP Teens? It's Everything You Want To Be.
 Ulillillia: Oh man, I might actually rad a tweet.
 Knice: #yes #it #is
Image 226056   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Image 226055 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by deathawaits. Your image was bad, deathawaits.
Image 226054 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fullofwind. Your image was bad, fullofwind.
Score:
276
 
 Robespierre: I'm known outside the Spaceship as "The Robespierre Of the Jet Set", but that sure as fuck isn't/wasn't me.
 VoR: Jetset me!
 skillet: I SLEEP IN A CRIB, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
 Ulillillia: A young Jim Gaffigan.
Image 226053   01-10-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
177
 
 Science: This is not enough thermal paste
 Jeffrat: Ah yes the hydrophobia exhibited here is delightful, and no I don't mean rabies.
Image 226052   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
227
 
 Robespierre: Zack Bagan's dreamhouse.
 charlemagne: wait till you see it under the ultra violet
 Greifer: pov of an 'UFO' alien
Image 226051   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
372
 
 Yurishiro: Yes yes and second place is the first loser you vape we know all the bullshit
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre the fact that that movie came out right at the peak of the deodorant boom also says a lot about the habits of alcoholics to replace hygiene with Axe Body Spray...
 Robespierre: @Jeffrat That Ray Milland character used to be my role model.
 Shay: Wise words of Confucius.
 Jeffrat: 100% of people who take too many shots end up missing entire weekends...
Image 226050   01-10-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
173
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Are these guys condom-minions??
 Jeffrat: The amount of money a professional scientific glass blower can make is obscene!
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Electronically tested"?
Image 226049   01-10-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
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