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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack



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 Science: This is not enough thermal paste
 Jeffrat: Ah yes the hydrophobia exhibited here is delightful, and no I don't mean rabies.
Image 226052   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
227
 
 entropy: Zack Bagan's dreamhouse.
 charlemagne: wait till you see it under the ultra violet
 Greifer: pov of an 'UFO' alien
Image 226051   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
400
 
 PlzPlzMe: Yes yes and second place is the first loser you vape we know all the bullshit
 Jeffrat: @Robespierre the fact that that movie came out right at the peak of the deodorant boom also says a lot about the habits of alcoholics to replace hygiene with Axe Body Spray...
 afroking: @Jeffrat That Ray Milland character used to be my role model.
 Shay: Wise words of Confucius.
 Jeffrat: 100% of people who take too many shots end up missing entire weekends...
Image 226050   01-10-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
173
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Are these guys condom-minions??
 Jeffrat: The amount of money a professional scientific glass blower can make is obscene!
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Electronically tested"?
Image 226049   01-10-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
465
 
 charlemagne: @charlemagne ai ban douguo
 eradicator: @Yurishiro My life used to be a patio of fun, but now it's a blur of Republicans and meat - I have to do something to keep my sanity intact.
 rachel: @Robespierre you "sound" WAY younger! (thumbs up)
 logan: @Yurishiro No, 62.
 Prombom: @Robespierre what the fuck you're 61?!
 i peed a lil: Doubt I'm gonna make it to 113.
 charlemagne: you'll probably say it in chinese though
Image 226048   01-10-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
487
 
 Mad Collager: Must be one of those old corduroy roads - it's why it feels like you're bouncing up and down on wood.
 a robot: @sparenamelaptopdied "Must be the cobblestones!"
 tib gubb: i don't miss adolescence
 funny in the wall: i've made huge mistake
 dangerkeith3000: *sexy music starts playing*
 sparenamelaptopdied: "I've never come this way before"
Image 226047   01-10-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
337
 
 sodamachine: King of Comedy!
 a robot: Better than "ask me about updog," i guess.
 ninetailorochimaru: I have this card. It's a nice closer. "Oh before I go, can I show you a picture of my Pride and Joy?" I also bust it out if they love and are making puns. I also have shoelaces that literally say Badass all over them and will go, "That's nothing, check out my Badass shoelaces."
 jadensmith: Fun Fact: Johnson Wax used to have a aerosol cleaner named Envy.
Image 226046   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
349
 
 sirgallium: the dude abides
 Prostata: badly over-rated movie
 Vivian: @Jeffrat Granted, not every movie can match the original /Tron/, but /The Big Lebowski/ is right up there
 Shay: Don't like Christmas? Well, that's like your opinion man.
 Jeffrat: Look I love people named Jeff as much as any Jeff but can we all agree that movie wasn't his best work?
 Kevin II: That tree is abiding.
 dangerkeith3000: KWEEN
Image 226045   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
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 Dick Inspector: @Robespierre No, and I suspect the Finnish 'viili' derives from some older form of the Swedish 'fil', since there was a lot of influence from Swedish because Finland was politically part of Sweden for some 600 years
 crazyfingers: @Dick Inspector "Vilili" - is that where we get the word "vile" from?
 Dick Inspector: I see lots of little pots of delicious fermented dairy products in the background... Viili is one of the best things.
 uncannie: "A Handi-Pak of Karjala, pleez."
 withak: @dangerkeith3000 if they're Finnish and they drop that, they are likely to say: 'In the restaurant!'
 WTF: Stocking up for the weekend.
 Jeffrat: We have those here, they're called kegs...
 Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Perkele...
 antipatterns: My Summer Car
 dangerkeith3000: I meant Finland. :-o
 dangerkeith3000: When you drive 500 miles to Sweden just to buy affordable beer, you want to make sure you get enough.
Image 226044   01-10-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
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