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258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

258731  sparename: Books Fizz..

258750  Mr. Whiskers: Not all Americans are dumb. Some of us are just fat.

258748  Passive: He just wants an elephant pop, it's his birthday, come on, please?

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258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258568 VoR: Super glue

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258679 Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.



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Score:
465
 
 charlemagne: @charlemagne ai ban douguo
 eradicator: @Yurishiro My life used to be a patio of fun, but now it's a blur of Republicans and meat - I have to do something to keep my sanity intact.
 rachel: @Robespierre you "sound" WAY younger! (thumbs up)
 logan: @Yurishiro No, 62.
 Prombom: @Robespierre what the fuck you're 61?!
 i peed a lil: Doubt I'm gonna make it to 113.
 charlemagne: you'll probably say it in chinese though
Image 226048   01-10-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
487
 
 Mad Collager: Must be one of those old corduroy roads - it's why it feels like you're bouncing up and down on wood.
 a robot: @sparenamelaptopdied "Must be the cobblestones!"
 tib gubb: i don't miss adolescence
 funny in the wall: i've made huge mistake
 dangerkeith3000: *sexy music starts playing*
 sparenamelaptopdied: "I've never come this way before"
Image 226047   01-10-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
337
 
 sodamachine: King of Comedy!
 a robot: Better than "ask me about updog," i guess.
 ninetailorochimaru: I have this card. It's a nice closer. "Oh before I go, can I show you a picture of my Pride and Joy?" I also bust it out if they love and are making puns. I also have shoelaces that literally say Badass all over them and will go, "That's nothing, check out my Badass shoelaces."
 jadensmith: Fun Fact: Johnson Wax used to have a aerosol cleaner named Envy.
Image 226046   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
349
 
 sirgallium: the dude abides
 Prostata: badly over-rated movie
 Vivian: @Jeffrat Granted, not every movie can match the original /Tron/, but /The Big Lebowski/ is right up there
 Shay: Don't like Christmas? Well, that's like your opinion man.
 Jeffrat: Look I love people named Jeff as much as any Jeff but can we all agree that movie wasn't his best work?
 Kevin II: That tree is abiding.
 dangerkeith3000: KWEEN
Image 226045   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
380
 
 Dick Inspector: @Robespierre No, and I suspect the Finnish 'viili' derives from some older form of the Swedish 'fil', since there was a lot of influence from Swedish because Finland was politically part of Sweden for some 600 years
 crazyfingers: @Dick Inspector "Vilili" - is that where we get the word "vile" from?
 Dick Inspector: I see lots of little pots of delicious fermented dairy products in the background... Viili is one of the best things.
 uncannie: "A Handi-Pak of Karjala, pleez."
 ignatz: @dangerkeith3000 if they're Finnish and they drop that, they are likely to say: 'In the restaurant!'
 WTF: Stocking up for the weekend.
 Jeffrat: We have those here, they're called kegs...
 Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Perkele...
 antipatterns: My Summer Car
 dangerkeith3000: I meant Finland. :-o
 dangerkeith3000: When you drive 500 miles to Sweden just to buy affordable beer, you want to make sure you get enough.
Image 226044   01-10-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
127
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 226043   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
Score:
747
 
 dobbiesdoogs: @funny in the wall nedroid.com/
 funny in the wall: what is this? i'd like to see more
Image 226042   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: BEEP BEEP, MOTHERTRUCKER!!
 Call Of Pooty: car(delivered)
 dangerkeith3000: Recreation of "House" Season 7 finale.
 zrj235: yo dawg i herd u liek
 sparenamelaptopdied: ...but I couldn't eat a whole one
Image 226041   01-10-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
661
 
 Warrax: You still bought an elf on the shelf.
 Jeffrat: Oh Mr. Keaton, is there anything you can't do?
 Not A Bot: I thought SUVs were the nickleback of cars: loud, obnoxious, useless, enjoyed by beautiful people...
 funny in the wall: snitches get stitches. i approve
 zrj235: JUSTICE
Image 226040   01-10-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
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 prospector: I always thought it was a Hertz donut. And it looks like there was a run on them - clerkette looks frazzled.
 zrj235: this donut WAS licked by Ariana Grande.
 Scoo: Oh well, I guess I'll try somewhere else...
Image 226039   01-10-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
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