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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258270 berlin: me too

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!



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Score:
337
 
 sodamachine: King of Comedy!
 a robot: Better than "ask me about updog," i guess.
 ninetailorochimaru: I have this card. It's a nice closer. "Oh before I go, can I show you a picture of my Pride and Joy?" I also bust it out if they love and are making puns. I also have shoelaces that literally say Badass all over them and will go, "That's nothing, check out my Badass shoelaces."
 jadensmith: Fun Fact: Johnson Wax used to have a aerosol cleaner named Envy.
Image 226046   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
349
 
 sirgallium: the dude abides
 Prostata: badly over-rated movie
 Vivian: @Jeffrat Granted, not every movie can match the original /Tron/, but /The Big Lebowski/ is right up there
 Shay: Don't like Christmas? Well, that's like your opinion man.
 Jeffrat: Look I love people named Jeff as much as any Jeff but can we all agree that movie wasn't his best work?
 Kevin II: That tree is abiding.
 dangerkeith3000: KWEEN
Image 226045   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
380
 
 Dick Inspector: @Robespierre No, and I suspect the Finnish 'viili' derives from some older form of the Swedish 'fil', since there was a lot of influence from Swedish because Finland was politically part of Sweden for some 600 years
 crazyfingers: @Dick Inspector "Vilili" - is that where we get the word "vile" from?
 Dick Inspector: I see lots of little pots of delicious fermented dairy products in the background... Viili is one of the best things.
 uncannie: "A Handi-Pak of Karjala, pleez."
 ignatz: @dangerkeith3000 if they're Finnish and they drop that, they are likely to say: 'In the restaurant!'
 WTF: Stocking up for the weekend.
 Jeffrat: We have those here, they're called kegs...
 Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Perkele...
 antipatterns: My Summer Car
 dangerkeith3000: I meant Finland. :-o
 dangerkeith3000: When you drive 500 miles to Sweden just to buy affordable beer, you want to make sure you get enough.
Image 226044   01-10-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
127
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 226043   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
Score:
747
 
 dobbiesdoogs: @funny in the wall nedroid.com/
 funny in the wall: what is this? i'd like to see more
Image 226042   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
340
 
 Mr. Shine: BEEP BEEP, MOTHERTRUCKER!!
 Call Of Pooty: car(delivered)
 dangerkeith3000: Recreation of "House" Season 7 finale.
 zrj235: yo dawg i herd u liek
 sparenamelaptopdied: ...but I couldn't eat a whole one
Image 226041   01-10-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
661
 
 Warrax: You still bought an elf on the shelf.
 Jeffrat: Oh Mr. Keaton, is there anything you can't do?
 Not A Bot: I thought SUVs were the nickleback of cars: loud, obnoxious, useless, enjoyed by beautiful people...
 funny in the wall: snitches get stitches. i approve
 zrj235: JUSTICE
Image 226040   01-10-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
248
 
 prospector: I always thought it was a Hertz donut. And it looks like there was a run on them - clerkette looks frazzled.
 zrj235: this donut WAS licked by Ariana Grande.
 Scoo: Oh well, I guess I'll try somewhere else...
Image 226039   01-10-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
233
 
 Science: Not licked by Ariana Grande
 Mr. Shine: Booty booty booty rockin' everywhere
 dangerkeith3000: The Jennifer Lopez new spring line.
 goldman sachs: A boatload of bad onions.
 zrj235: this pic has a real "I Am Legend" feel to it...
 sparenamelaptopdied: The bums rush..
Image 226038   01-10-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
464
 
 sodamachine: Sexy!
 Greifer: Not sexy enough
 Jeffrat: Hey look she's using the wrong color foundation!
 PenguinBartender: @dangerkeith3000 "Proxy...Paige...?" *google search* "Uh, hi boss-nonono, you don't understand, this guy made a reference and I had to---"
 dangerkeith3000: This is how Proxy Paige got her start, too.
 edvard: Don't get much sexier than this - for a space alien.
 dangerkeith3000: She's a keeper.
 Scoo: Eh, sexy enough
 Yam: Its Pop Up Pirate!
Image 226037   01-10-18   Uploaded by    obama
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