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249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

249168  Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.

249162  Dresdenkeogh: I asked you for a crack latte. This is amazing work but I really would like my cocaine derivative right freaking now please.

249167  Christina: It has been days since it started happening: #247349.

249169  Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound

249170  Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters

249170  Christina: Motherly love.

249171  Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.

249140  Christina: @a sedated moose OK, fine. There is no need to yell at me.

249168  Side Boob: How do they go to the bathroom with all that gold on?

168156  Felicity: Youve seen our next performer on Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin, and Art Linkletters House Party. Please welcome Mesmerino, the hip hypnotist

168157  Felicity: Firefox is the least bad, but it still crashes about a dozen times a week

168165  Felicity: Report from the future: I have watched this show and while I wanted to like it, it was somewhat disappointing

249168  ThoughtlessGentleman: damn they turn't they suits up to eleven.

249167  Hyphae: Same

249177  ignatz: Come back Luxuslurch, all is forgiven..

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248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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Score:
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 sirgallium: the dude abides
 Prostata: badly over-rated movie
 Felicity: @Jeffrat Granted, not every movie can match the original /Tron/, but /The Big Lebowski/ is right up there
 Shay: Don't like Christmas? Well, that's like your opinion man.
 Jeffrat: Look I love people named Jeff as much as any Jeff but can we all agree that movie wasn't his best work?
 Kevin II: That tree is abiding.
 dangerkeith3000: KWEEN
Image 226045   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
380
 
 Dick Inspector: @Robespierre No, and I suspect the Finnish 'viili' derives from some older form of the Swedish 'fil', since there was a lot of influence from Swedish because Finland was politically part of Sweden for some 600 years
 crazyfingers: @Dick Inspector "Vilili" - is that where we get the word "vile" from?
 Dick Inspector: I see lots of little pots of delicious fermented dairy products in the background... Viili is one of the best things.
 uncannie: "A Handi-Pak of Karjala, pleez."
 ignatz: @dangerkeith3000 if they're Finnish and they drop that, they are likely to say: 'In the restaurant!'
 WTF: Stocking up for the weekend.
 Jeffrat: We have those here, they're called kegs...
 Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Perkele...
 antipatterns: My Summer Car
 dangerkeith3000: I meant Finland. :-o
 dangerkeith3000: When you drive 500 miles to Sweden just to buy affordable beer, you want to make sure you get enough.
Image 226044   01-10-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
127
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 226043   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Phil
Score:
747
 
 dobbiesdoogs: @funny in the wall nedroid.com/
 funny in the wall: what is this? i'd like to see more
Image 226042   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
340
 
 Mr. Shine: BEEP BEEP, MOTHERTRUCKER!!
 Yurishiro: car(delivered)
 dangerkeith3000: Recreation of "House" Season 7 finale.
 zrj235: yo dawg i herd u liek
 sparenamelaptopdied: ...but I couldn't eat a whole one
Image 226041   01-10-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
661
 
 Warrax: You still bought an elf on the shelf.
 Jeffrat: Oh Mr. Keaton, is there anything you can't do?
 Not A Bot: I thought SUVs were the nickleback of cars: loud, obnoxious, useless, enjoyed by beautiful people...
 funny in the wall: snitches get stitches. i approve
 zrj235: JUSTICE
Image 226040   01-10-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
248
 
 prospector: I always thought it was a Hertz donut. And it looks like there was a run on them - clerkette looks frazzled.
 zrj235: this donut WAS licked by Ariana Grande.
 Scoo: Oh well, I guess I'll try somewhere else...
Image 226039   01-10-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
233
 
 Science: Not licked by Ariana Grande
 Mr. Shine: Booty booty booty rockin' everywhere
 dangerkeith3000: The Jennifer Lopez new spring line.
 goldman sachs: A boatload of bad onions.
 zrj235: this pic has a real "I Am Legend" feel to it...
 sparenamelaptopdied: The bums rush..
Image 226038   01-10-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
464
 
 Felicity: Sexy!
 Greifer: Not sexy enough
 Jeffrat: Hey look she's using the wrong color foundation!
 PenguinBartender: @dangerkeith3000 "Proxy...Paige...?" *google search* "Uh, hi boss-nonono, you don't understand, this guy made a reference and I had to---"
 dangerkeith3000: This is how Proxy Paige got her start, too.
 edvard: Don't get much sexier than this - for a space alien.
 dangerkeith3000: She's a keeper.
 Scoo: Eh, sexy enough
 Yam: Its Pop Up Pirate!
Image 226037   01-10-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
26
 
 Jeffrat: Oh I know this, that fence is a free speech zone right?
 dangerkeith3000: I don't know why Trump doesn't understand that almost half illegal immigrants FLY here. Build a wall and it'll be 100%.
 funny in the wall: see, i thought they missed an opportunity with the dreaded wall by not calling it a "fence". cause then i'd be the trump pence fence or the trump fence
 zrj235: get in the fucking car, *BRAAHP* morty. we've got a, a, a fuckin thing to do. you ever *hic* you ever fired one of things before, morty? real easy. just point and click.
Image 226036   01-10-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
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