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233353  Mr Bleak: Nudity detected.

234010  Aufziehvogel: There's a big "T" on the wall, is it part of the word we're looking for?

233362  Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.

234038  Sadbot: I'm down if it's stuffed with hummus...because I also am almost always full of hummus

234019  Aufziehvogel: The wine does go well with the ch- eh, person!

234038  barfolomew: I'm beginning to suspect Yum Brands just hates food.

234050  CoffeeAndCigs: Now remember, walk without rhythm, and we won't attract the worm...

234050  JollyWell: Your seal's all dries out, you'll need to replace it.

234050  madmax1: "Hey, guys! I'm a water bear!!"

233362  Mr Bleak: @Spazstatic It's "1.99 ea", so you save a buck buying three.

234027  Aufziehvogel: Drive my rocket up Uranus!

234030  Robespierre: Reminiscent of the packs of pre-chopped mirepoix at Trader Joe's - but taken to an illogical extreme

234028  Teechur: Bathrooms are more like Petri dishes than Erlenmeyer flasks

234030  Teechur: The Menchies by us has different toppings

234047  ignatz: That's quite enough of that thank you..

234026  grizzly: I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach.

234022  Robespierre: @redmonkey3 Ibiza's gone downscale since the Yanks arrived

234035  bug: *Datum

234022  redmonkey3: GOT IT! - last word in unobstructed sunset viewing (did i get it?)

233989  Robespierre: Pulling out all the stops

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233978 redmonkey3: Mahasamatman

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

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233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

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 zrj235: @Robespierre no one can prove that i'm the one who peed there
 Robespierre: And the little one went "wee-wee-wee-wee-wee" all the way home.
 E. HONDA: "Don't worry guys, I'll get the fire extinguisher" (attempts to smother flames with wet floor sign)
 Peter Pantsless: Mayyybe I shouldn't go out that door. *opens door*
 Side Boob: Someone has placed insurmountable obstacles in front of the emergency exit!
 Micro Jackson: Oh my god the's NO ESCAPE!
Image 226022   01-10-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Image 226021 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by leia. Your image was bad, leia.
Score:
317
 
 Peter Pantsless: Shouldn't this be ScarJo morphing into an iPhone?
 Kaviri: Why? Why did I have to laugh?
 zrj235: oh wow i just said it out loud and finally got it.
 Ulillillia: @bug Sweet!
 bug: Dude.
 dangerkeith3000: *slow clap*
 Micro Jackson: Wow! That Windows ME really makes your computer come alive!
 WTF: Very inspironing!
 Ihminen: godfuckingdamnit
Image 226020   01-10-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
543
 
 antipatterns: I've seen Hell and it's this comic.
 Robespierre: IT humor is just that.
 Micro Jackson: I can't work in these conditions
 Felicity: Hmm, now I hear a third whining noise
 Amy Housewine: Fifteen minutes later the loose plug caused a fire that killed them all.
 Shay: Damnit Bob Vila, stop playing on the computer and go back to construction work.
Image 226019   01-10-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
597
 
 tib gubb: if my memory serves correctly, this is exactly what the 90's was like
 Science: Muttley ready for the Wacky Races
 Kaviri: I put on my robe and wizard hat...
 Not A Bot: correct, it's the first word of the scentance. unless that's plastic, that's plastic isn't it.
 Dan Tagonistic: Such a Rude Dog
 Robespierre: @Micro Jackson: He still needs to be Rasta-fied by 10%.
 Micro Jackson: Poochie!
 Amy Housewine: Geared up for a good game of Houndball.
 zrj235: now that's a rad dog.
 sparenamelaptopdied: He's missing his Ghost Chasers
Image 226018   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
217
 
 Eleftheros: @Amy Housewine schist.
 Amy Housewine: What a load of BRICK no wait I've done it wrong.
 zrj235: this ROCKS
Image 226017   01-10-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Image 226016 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hanky. You have brought shame on us, hanky.
Image 226015 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by original og. We'll pray for you, original og.
Score:
569
 
 dangerkeith3000: Classic Tracy...
Image 226014   01-10-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Image 226013 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kshoxx. We'll pray for you, kshoxx.
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