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249448  charlemagne: their children will never be able to retract their heads

249440  Mr. Shine: I've seen this exact thing several times with several different names. I no longer believe it ever happened.

249457  charlemagne: now eat his heart to gain his courage

249463  charlemagne: not too strong, or they will destroy and eat you to gain what is left of your courage

249456  ignatz: Wot evs

249460  tib gubb: still think the earth is round?

249460  dangerkeith3000: heeeeerreguuuuuuud!

249460  Yurishiro: Seems legit

249455  Amy Housewine: I was dragging behind in my reading, but I've tried to ketchup.

249442  antipatterns: Also Zizek needs to pull through so he can analyze these

249437  VoR: Three legged business man needs his coffee to take away!

249459  Yurishiro: What's up my knitta?!

249442  Bohab: Bojack is my spirit animal

249458  Yurishiro: Everything is a cactus if you're brave enough.

249442  antipatterns: 2 sad cartoon bois (don't be like these guys)

249444  Yurishiro: Touch down

249445  Yurishiro: Starvation of north korea.

249449  Yurishiro: Spray that shit

249365  Jabberwikket: @RiderFan, but its a Mann doing it....

249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

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2. Felicity
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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?



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Score:
654
 
 tib gubb: don't forget frisbee
 twitter: ... and shopping at Gamiss.
 zrj235: so let's get with the fucking program, Martha. this spaceship is in dire need of repair. let's make our own memes and become self-sustainable.
 zrj235: ok, Martha In Sales, look. I have a whole folder full of awesomely horrible MSpaint cartoons i made just for uploading for this site. actual OC. they're really bad but they've never been on twitter.
 Prostata: poor and inbread
 zrj235: radded for the trifecta of poverty, jpeg artifacts, and breadfucking.
Image 226012   01-10-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
342
 
 Kaviri: These things used to hold life. Then we got our hands on them.
 Otterman: The poltergeist around here is a real pain in the ass.
 Micro Jackson: Indiana's been looking for the Ark again
 fanny: i bet it smells great in there
 jochenau: Is a lady gonna start dancing through here singing about how she dreams of being part of the undersea world?
 a robot: Neat! *click*
 thecraftywolf: sally is that you?
 zrj235: @Turd Ferguson not that one, that's a big echinoderm.
 Turd Ferguson: Way to hog all the cool shells. Someones a lil shellfish
Image 226011   01-10-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Image 226010 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by John Blender. You have brought shame on us, John Blender.
Score:
804
 
 Kaviri: We thought you was a horny toad!
 professional: Get real. Punk died decades ago.
 thecraftywolf: @zrj235 to each their own
 zrj235: @thecraftywolf that would be the button i click to launch a DDoS attack against twitter.
 thecraftywolf: @zrj235 its just a button that doesn't do anything except make you feel a little better
 zrj235: why is there still not a SAD button? cmon mods. it could be dark blue and when clicked, it doesn't change the score, it just shits on your hope and joy a little.
Image 226009   01-10-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Image 226008 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Weedheart. Boo, Weedheart.
Score:
153
 
 Kaviri: Annie Ting and I are getting old, but we still havent walked in the glow of each others majestic presence.
 Otterman: They seem nice.
 KnifeySpooney: Ting is blue
 Osiris: AND ... she can be Annie One she wanna be, @Off Topic.
 Off Topic: She can do Annie Ting she wants to.
 ignatz: Goze
Image 226007   01-10-18   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
768
 
 Mr. Shine: We call it The Blorp.
 Kaviri: That is what a liver looks like.
 AceOfSpades: Owning this car will give you a HAIRY CHEST!
 Pikachu: Now that Jay Lenos retired, he can collect even more weird cars
 ignatz: Still my heart..
Image 226006   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
503
 
 Mr Bleak: Regrets, I've had a few; But then again, too few to mention
 tib gubb: surprise twist. he charges double because he's a painter/comedian
 carpwoman: Oopsie doodles.
 Kaviri: The self-imposed imprisonment of the contemplative painter.
 E. HONDA: it's like Gary Larson is writing the script for this guy's life
 sad face: Judges?
 zrj235: he looks like he's been roofied
 Dresdenkeogh: Looks like he painted himself into a metaphorical corner and a literal square
 WTF: Forced to stand and contemplate all your failures in life.
Image 226005   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
411
 
 waxymom: ... and hilarity ensues. **YAWN**
 zrj235: I'll just take this with me, thank you.
 piranharama: Wireless fuel!
 ThatGuy: Haha! Oregon!
 Fiveninety: oil companies hate him! see how he gets unlimited gas with this one simple trick..
 karmakat: HOW dumb can people be? look at this.
 Side Boob: How nature says "Keep Away"
Image 226004   01-10-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
514
 
 Mr. Shine: @Urn BooUrn more like Bud Lightbeer
 Kaviri: No matter how much I drink, I still dont feel a thing!
 Urn BooUrn: Buzzed Lightyear, of Sloshedcommand.
 dangerkeith3000: Bud Light's new mascot. Bud Lightyear.
 superfudge: Stay There 10 Minutes For A Good Ass-Kicking, dude.
 funny in the wall: drew?
 DrinkMixMan: It's not driving drunk. It's crashing with style.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: go home your tipsy.
 Dr Awkward: Dude in the background is like "Oh shit, I found my doppleganger, and he's a fucking WEIRDO"
 karmakat: can someone STICK HIM into one of the cans?
 Peach: To inebriation and beyond!
Image 226003   01-10-18   Uploaded by    suckit
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