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262449  dangerkeith3000: The Scottish dialect is so beautiful.

262452  dangerkeith3000: October 1995, that is!

262454  antipatterns: W A T E R M A R K

262446  smusher: Shit, that's depressing

262440  antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us

262397  Korrok: I've seen worse....

262459  someguynameded: Put the D in her A and it's all ok

262449  Off Topic: I do. Does that really mean I'm a princess?

262377  Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262444  KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well

262419  Not A Bot: Fuck you sign, I do what I want!

262445  Robespierre: On your marks ... get set ... FEED ME!

262447  Robespierre: Berber basking

262448  Robespierre: Wy yew flashing us, hoomin?

262439  Robespierre: In all those familiar places

262448  Yam: Man, that is adorable

262440  Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.

262442  Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit

262443  Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra

262444  Robespierre: WWE(tm): Where There's Always Room For More Bad Acting(c)

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262425 Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262377 Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

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 Harb Brungus: don't forget frisbee
 Lompo Bruble: ... and shopping at Gamiss.
 Frulm Morpumple: so let's get with the fucking program, Martha. this spaceship is in dire need of repair. let's make our own memes and become self-sustainable.
 Bing Grunopert: ok, Martha In Sales, look. I have a whole folder full of awesomely horrible MSpaint cartoons i made just for uploading for this site. actual OC. they're really bad but they've never been on twitter.
 Rorbo Albupert: poor and inbread
 Birt Flumombies: radded for the trifecta of poverty, jpeg artifacts, and breadfucking.
Image 226012   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Fluft Flungus
 Geft Drumombies: These things used to hold life. Then we got our hands on them.
 Durbo Bruble: The poltergeist around here is a real pain in the ass.
 Vert Flumuble: Indiana's been looking for the Ark again
 Mirbo Drumumbies: i bet it smells great in there
 Geple Morpopert: Is a lady gonna start dancing through here singing about how she dreams of being part of the undersea world?
 Lald Dampungo: Neat! *click*
 Flumpo Dampoble: sally is that you?
 Frarb Grunopert: @Turd Ferguson not that one, that's a big echinoderm.
 Duld Morpongo: Way to hog all the cool shells. Someones a lil shellfish
Image 226011   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Crelm Floble
Image 226010 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by John Blender. We'll pray for you, John Blender.
 Hewn Plemumbies: We thought you was a horny toad!
 Vimp Flongo: Get real. Punk died decades ago.
 Fruld Grunuble: @zrj235 to each their own
 Japle Morpongus: @thecraftywolf that would be the button i click to launch a DDoS attack against twitter.
 Herb Flumple: @zrj235 its just a button that doesn't do anything except make you feel a little better
 Thung Flumongo: why is there still not a SAD button? cmon mods. it could be dark blue and when clicked, it doesn't change the score, it just shits on your hope and joy a little.
Image 226009   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Fling Alboble
Image 226008 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Weedheart. You have brought shame on us, Weedheart.
 Vimpo Morpoble: Annie Ting and I are getting old, but we still havent walked in the glow of each others majestic presence.
 Lurm Grupert: They seem nice.
 Trong Brumple: Ting is blue
 Jurbo Floble: AND ... she can be Annie One she wanna be, @Off Topic.
 Veng Plungo: She can do Annie Ting she wants to.
 Gong Cremuble: Goze
Image 226007   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Jumpo Cremumbies
 Gango Grunopert: We call it The Blorp.
 Hango Cremungus: That is what a liver looks like.
 Varb Grongo: Owning this car will give you a HAIRY CHEST!
 Trift Broble: Now that Jay Lenos retired, he can collect even more weird cars
 Rirm Rempungo: Still my heart..
Image 226006   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Frimp Grumple
 Flart Flumongo: Regrets, I've had a few; But then again, too few to mention
 Thuld Brombies: surprise twist. he charges double because he's a painter/comedian
 Pirb Albungus: Oopsie doodles.
 Buft Brungo: The self-imposed imprisonment of the contemplative painter.
 Frampo Plungus: it's like Gary Larson is writing the script for this guy's life
 Vumpo Flongus: Judges?
 Gung Plemomple: he looks like he's been roofied
 Florbo Pluble: Looks like he painted himself into a metaphorical corner and a literal square
 Crople Cremombies: Forced to stand and contemplate all your failures in life.
Image 226005   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Rurt Dampombies
 Hurbo Horpumple: ... and hilarity ensues. **YAWN**
 Frirt Rempombies: I'll just take this with me, thank you.
 Thiple Drumongus: Wireless fuel!
 Peple Drumungo: Haha! Oregon!
 Frurm Floble: oil companies hate him! see how he gets unlimited gas with this one simple trick..
 Vumpo Plemopert: HOW dumb can people be? look at this.
 Raft Plemumple: How nature says "Keep Away"
Image 226004   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Herm Plombies
 Virm Morpupert: @Urn BooUrn more like Bud Lightbeer
 Vongo Brumple: No matter how much I drink, I still dont feel a thing!
 Malm Rempopert: Buzzed Lightyear, of Sloshedcommand.
 Criwn Horpungo: Bud Light's new mascot. Bud Lightyear.
 Horb Drumuble: Stay There 10 Minutes For A Good Ass-Kicking, dude.
 Thaple Fluble: drew?
 Jople Floble: It's not driving drunk. It's crashing with style.
 Perm Albomple: go home your tipsy.
 Trango Drumomple: Dude in the background is like "Oh shit, I found my doppleganger, and he's a fucking WEIRDO"
 Jomp Plemumbies: can someone STICK HIM into one of the cans?
 Girb Albupert: To inebriation and beyond!
Image 226003   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Trald Albongo
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