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228245  Warrax: Chapter 1: Why they "gotta go fast."

228242  WTF: Buckle up kid. I need to get this package to Tijuana by 2am.

228246  WTF: And alternate facts were born.

227308  Staida: 50% chance to get it right, get it wrong 150% of the time.

228230  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @duckfarts all these bitches be dropping their groceries when they see me parking my classic station wagon.

228242  Warrax: Get in, I'll explain on the way.

228245  Ulillillia: Sonic GameFAQs

228190  duckfarts: that's some pig

228195  duckfarts: @ignatz instructions unclear: shit on a sand castle

228197  duckfarts: PSA: caramel m&ms are fucking gross, do not get them unless you hate yourself

228198  duckfarts: @savvoy can confirm that this looks like some crazy fucked up thai

228218  Warrax: I call them "tomatoes."

228198  duckfarts: seems legit

228206  duckfarts: loops back around to fucking awesome

228210  duckfarts: ah yes, frats and sororities: murdering young adults since 1908

228226  Warrax: Hello fellow canines.

228229  Warrax: @Scoo Well, you wouldn't want to exceed your own body weight in a 24 hour period. Let's not get crazy here.

228233  Not A Bot: Prime poop catching position

228213  duckfarts: KEEP FROZEN - COOK THOROUGHLY - MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND, TOTINO

228191  dangerkeith3000: Expectation: goatse

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227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

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227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

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Score:
326
 
 Kaviri: These things used to hold life. Then we got our hands on them.
 Otterman: The poltergeist around here is a real pain in the ass.
 Micro Jackson: Indiana's been looking for the Ark again
 fanny: i bet it smells great in there
 jochenau: Is a lady gonna start dancing through here singing about how she dreams of being part of the undersea world?
 a robot: Neat! *click*
 thecraftywolf: sally is that you?
 zrj235: @Turd Ferguson not that one, that's a big echinoderm.
 Turd Ferguson: Way to hog all the cool shells. Someones a lil shellfish
Image 226011   01-10-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Image 226010 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by John Blender. You have brought shame on us, John Blender.
Score:
793
 
 Kaviri: We thought you was a horny toad!
 Robespierre: Get real. Punk died decades ago.
 thecraftywolf: @zrj235 to each their own
 zrj235: @thecraftywolf that would be the button i click to launch a DDoS attack against twitter.
 thecraftywolf: @zrj235 its just a button that doesn't do anything except make you feel a little better
 zrj235: why is there still not a SAD button? cmon mods. it could be dark blue and when clicked, it doesn't change the score, it just shits on your hope and joy a little.
Image 226009   01-10-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Image 226008 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Weedheart. Your image was bad, Weedheart.
Score:
153
 
 Kaviri: Annie Ting and I are getting old, but we still havent walked in the glow of each others majestic presence.
 Otterman: They seem nice.
 Felicity: Ting is blue
 Robespierre: AND ... she can be Annie One she wanna be, @Off Topic.
 Off Topic: She can do Annie Ting she wants to.
 ignatz: Goze
Image 226007   01-10-18   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
768
 
 Mr. Shine: We call it The Blorp.
 Kaviri: That is what a liver looks like.
 Robespierre: Owning this car will give you a HAIRY CHEST!
 Felicity: Now that Jay Lenos retired, he can collect even more weird cars
 ignatz: Still my heart..
Image 226006   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
503
 
 tib gubb: surprise twist. he charges double because he's a painter/comedian
 carpwoman: Oopsie doodles.
 Kaviri: The self-imposed imprisonment of the contemplative painter.
 E. HONDA: it's like Gary Larson is writing the script for this guy's life
 Robespierre: Judges?
 zrj235: he looks like he's been roofied
 Dresdenkeogh: Looks like he painted himself into a metaphorical corner and a literal square
 WTF: Forced to stand and contemplate all your failures in life.
Image 226005   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
411
 
 Robespierre: ... and hilarity ensues. **YAWN**
 zrj235: I'll just take this with me, thank you.
 piranharama: Wireless fuel!
 ThatGuy: Haha! Oregon!
 Fiveninety: oil companies hate him! see how he gets unlimited gas with this one simple trick..
 karmakat: HOW dumb can people be? look at this.
 Side Boob: How nature says "Keep Away"
Image 226004   01-10-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
489
 
 Mr. Shine: @Urn BooUrn more like Bud Lightbeer
 Kaviri: No matter how much I drink, I still dont feel a thing!
 Urn BooUrn: Buzzed Lightyear, of Sloshedcommand.
 dangerkeith3000: Bud Light's new mascot. Bud Lightyear.
 Robespierre: Stay There 10 Minutes For A Good Ass-Kicking, dude.
 funny in the wall: drew?
 DrinkMixMan: It's not driving drunk. It's crashing with style.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: go home your tipsy.
 Dr Awkward: Dude in the background is like "Oh shit, I found my doppleganger, and he's a fucking WEIRDO"
 karmakat: can someone STICK HIM into one of the cans?
 Peach: To inebriation and beyond!
Image 226003   01-10-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
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 Kaviri: Its always Chattanooga.
 dangerkeith3000: RAD to bring back body hair.
 Felicity: Also, ladies love Mirror Universe Spock
 Felicity: So now instead of a skinny guy with pipe cleaner arms, youre a skinny guy with pipe cleaner arms and Robin Williams body hair. If I had that superpower I would use it cure baldness!
 zrj235: @jochenau i mean seriously what do you think humanity is going to do with that level of power? cure diseases and stop war? PBBBFHHHHT. Nah bro, we gonna get our chests hairy and our dicks wet.
 Robespierre: The question is ... how hairy is HER chest?
 Shay: But I'm still waiting...
 jochenau: You have molecular-level control and you're using it for this?
 Dr Awkward: I'm envious of dudes who can grow an awesome beard, but this? I'm cool with my man-boy chest.
 karmakat: @ignatz no no, that one is just a DUMBASS. Furries are furry WITHOUT signing that shit.
 ignatz: Damn furries..
Image 226002   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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