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272525  Littlecraftywolf: cocaine is a helluva drug

272548  WTF: Now give him Arnold's head.

272519  Not A Bot: Thank you for your applications but the vacancy has been filled.

272530  Teechur: I still get a trophy though, right?

272549  sparename: There's a cute cat doing a thing about 200yds beyond that building to the left

272423  Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272425  Sadpygmy: I knew it was you Fredo

272448  Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272557  sparename: " # Heeeeey Matharena! # "

272539  Teechur: Strabismus

272378  Sprinkles: Ummmmmm @Off Topic

272534  Hokie333: You found my marbles! Good Boy!

272496  some guy : Bazinga.

272538  Sadpygmy: No job is complete till the paperwork is done

272539  wolfpk: Gas

272511  Uncle Phil: Still no homework.

272525  CheezGrater: Mao Money, Mao Money, Mao Money

272341  MrBoffo: Something something 15 percent

272351  MrBoffo: (can opener (R))

272359  MrBoffo: Vegas, eh? This explains it all.

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9. Dr Awkward
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272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.



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Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272360 (820 points)
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 6. grizzly: 2520 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2238 points
 8. Albo Grungus: 1984 points
 9. brutal: 1845 points
10. westerner: 1838 points
11. youshall: 1799 points
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14. Snow Plow: 1593 points
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Score:
342
 
 Kaviri: These things used to hold life. Then we got our hands on them.
 Otterman: The poltergeist around here is a real pain in the ass.
 Micro Jackson: Indiana's been looking for the Ark again
 fanny: i bet it smells great in there
 jochenau: Is a lady gonna start dancing through here singing about how she dreams of being part of the undersea world?
 a robot: Neat! *click*
 eradicator: sally is that you?
 zrj235: @Turd Ferguson not that one, that's a big echinoderm.
 Turd Ferguson: Way to hog all the cool shells. Someones a lil shellfish
Image 226011   01-10-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Image 226010 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by John Blender. Boo, John Blender.
Score:
804
 
 Kaviri: We thought you was a horny toad!
 professional: Get real. Punk died decades ago.
 breadtoaster: @zrj235 to each their own
 zrj235: @thecraftywolf that would be the button i click to launch a DDoS attack against twitter.
 forkbear: @zrj235 its just a button that doesn't do anything except make you feel a little better
 zrj235: why is there still not a SAD button? cmon mods. it could be dark blue and when clicked, it doesn't change the score, it just shits on your hope and joy a little.
Image 226009   01-10-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Image 226008 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Weedheart. We'll pray for you, Weedheart.
Score:
153
 
 Kaviri: Annie Ting and I are getting old, but we still havent walked in the glow of each others majestic presence.
 Otterman: They seem nice.
 KnifeySpooney: Ting is blue
 Osiris: AND ... she can be Annie One she wanna be, @Off Topic.
 Off Topic: She can do Annie Ting she wants to.
 nclaw: Goze
Image 226007   01-10-18   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
768
 
 Mr. Shine: We call it The Blorp.
 Kaviri: That is what a liver looks like.
 AceOfSpades: Owning this car will give you a HAIRY CHEST!
 Pikachu: Now that Jay Lenos retired, he can collect even more weird cars
 augustus: Still my heart..
Image 226006   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
503
 
 Mr Bleak: Regrets, I've had a few; But then again, too few to mention
 tib gubb: surprise twist. he charges double because he's a painter/comedian
 carpwoman: Oopsie doodles.
 Kaviri: The self-imposed imprisonment of the contemplative painter.
 E. HONDA: it's like Gary Larson is writing the script for this guy's life
 sad face: Judges?
 zrj235: he looks like he's been roofied
 Dresdenkeogh: Looks like he painted himself into a metaphorical corner and a literal square
 WTF: Forced to stand and contemplate all your failures in life.
Image 226005   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
411
 
 waxymom: ... and hilarity ensues. **YAWN**
 zrj235: I'll just take this with me, thank you.
 piranharama: Wireless fuel!
 ThatGuy: Haha! Oregon!
 Fiveninety: oil companies hate him! see how he gets unlimited gas with this one simple trick..
 karmakat: HOW dumb can people be? look at this.
 Side Boob: How nature says "Keep Away"
Image 226004   01-10-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
514
 
 Mr. Shine: @Urn BooUrn more like Bud Lightbeer
 Kaviri: No matter how much I drink, I still dont feel a thing!
 Urn BooUrn: Buzzed Lightyear, of Sloshedcommand.
 dangerkeith3000: Bud Light's new mascot. Bud Lightyear.
 superfudge: Stay There 10 Minutes For A Good Ass-Kicking, dude.
 funny in the wall: drew?
 DrinkMixMan: It's not driving drunk. It's crashing with style.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: go home your tipsy.
 Dr Awkward: Dude in the background is like "Oh shit, I found my doppleganger, and he's a fucking WEIRDO"
 karmakat: can someone STICK HIM into one of the cans?
 Peach: To inebriation and beyond!
Image 226003   01-10-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
411
 
 Kaviri: Its always Chattanooga.
 dangerkeith3000: RAD to bring back body hair.
 CoffeeAndCigs: Also, ladies love Mirror Universe Spock
 fullofwind: So now instead of a skinny guy with pipe cleaner arms, youre a skinny guy with pipe cleaner arms and Robin Williams body hair. If I had that superpower I would use it cure baldness!
 zrj235: @jochenau i mean seriously what do you think humanity is going to do with that level of power? cure diseases and stop war? PBBBFHHHHT. Nah bro, we gonna get our chests hairy and our dicks wet.
 uncannie: The question is ... how hairy is HER chest?
 Shay: But I'm still waiting...
 jochenau: You have molecular-level control and you're using it for this?
 Dr Awkward: I'm envious of dudes who can grow an awesome beard, but this? I'm cool with my man-boy chest.
 karmakat: @ignatz no no, that one is just a DUMBASS. Furries are furry WITHOUT signing that shit.
 ruiner: Damn furries..
Image 226002   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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