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168151  Felicity: I miss square spaceships

249156  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "

249158  Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.

249169  VoR: ...huh, the more you know...

249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

249168  Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.

249162  Dresdenkeogh: I asked you for a crack latte. This is amazing work but I really would like my cocaine derivative right freaking now please.

249167  Christina: It has been days since it started happening: #247349.

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249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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Score:
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 Kaviri: Annie Ting and I are getting old, but we still havent walked in the glow of each others majestic presence.
 Otterman: They seem nice.
 Felicity: Ting is blue
 Osiris: AND ... she can be Annie One she wanna be, @Off Topic.
 Off Topic: She can do Annie Ting she wants to.
 ignatz: Goze
Image 226007   01-10-18   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
768
 
 Mr. Shine: We call it The Blorp.
 Kaviri: That is what a liver looks like.
 AceOfSpades: Owning this car will give you a HAIRY CHEST!
 Felicity: Now that Jay Lenos retired, he can collect even more weird cars
 ignatz: Still my heart..
Image 226006   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
503
 
 Mr Bleak: Regrets, I've had a few; But then again, too few to mention
 tib gubb: surprise twist. he charges double because he's a painter/comedian
 carpwoman: Oopsie doodles.
 Kaviri: The self-imposed imprisonment of the contemplative painter.
 E. HONDA: it's like Gary Larson is writing the script for this guy's life
 sad face: Judges?
 zrj235: he looks like he's been roofied
 Dresdenkeogh: Looks like he painted himself into a metaphorical corner and a literal square
 WTF: Forced to stand and contemplate all your failures in life.
Image 226005   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
411
 
 waxymom: ... and hilarity ensues. **YAWN**
 zrj235: I'll just take this with me, thank you.
 piranharama: Wireless fuel!
 ThatGuy: Haha! Oregon!
 Fiveninety: oil companies hate him! see how he gets unlimited gas with this one simple trick..
 karmakat: HOW dumb can people be? look at this.
 Side Boob: How nature says "Keep Away"
Image 226004   01-10-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
514
 
 Mr. Shine: @Urn BooUrn more like Bud Lightbeer
 Kaviri: No matter how much I drink, I still dont feel a thing!
 Urn BooUrn: Buzzed Lightyear, of Sloshedcommand.
 dangerkeith3000: Bud Light's new mascot. Bud Lightyear.
 superfudge: Stay There 10 Minutes For A Good Ass-Kicking, dude.
 funny in the wall: drew?
 DrinkMixMan: It's not driving drunk. It's crashing with style.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: go home your tipsy.
 Dr Awkward: Dude in the background is like "Oh shit, I found my doppleganger, and he's a fucking WEIRDO"
 karmakat: can someone STICK HIM into one of the cans?
 Peach: To inebriation and beyond!
Image 226003   01-10-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
411
 
 Kaviri: Its always Chattanooga.
 dangerkeith3000: RAD to bring back body hair.
 Felicity: Also, ladies love Mirror Universe Spock
 Felicity: So now instead of a skinny guy with pipe cleaner arms, youre a skinny guy with pipe cleaner arms and Robin Williams body hair. If I had that superpower I would use it cure baldness!
 zrj235: @jochenau i mean seriously what do you think humanity is going to do with that level of power? cure diseases and stop war? PBBBFHHHHT. Nah bro, we gonna get our chests hairy and our dicks wet.
 uncannie: The question is ... how hairy is HER chest?
 Shay: But I'm still waiting...
 jochenau: You have molecular-level control and you're using it for this?
 Dr Awkward: I'm envious of dudes who can grow an awesome beard, but this? I'm cool with my man-boy chest.
 karmakat: @ignatz no no, that one is just a DUMBASS. Furries are furry WITHOUT signing that shit.
 ignatz: Damn furries..
Image 226002   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
88
 
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Thanks for the insight!
 Shay: Angela Merkel? Oh wait, Theresa May in the hay. I get it now (I'm a dumb American)
 jochenau: @Dr Awkward Apparently an interviewer asked her what the naughtiest thing she ever did was, and she replied that the farmers didn't like it when she and her friends used to run through their wheat fields.
 Dr Awkward: Am I missing something, or is this just nonsensical?
 ignatz: Theresa may or may not be responsible for crop circles
Image 226001   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
649
 
 glenalec: All the farmers knew it was paper mache. All the government officials knew it was paper mache. Everyone knew it was paper mache, but they all pretended it was Comunism's Triumph.
 wolfpk: All I can think about is how much bacon can be made.
 Jeffrat: Die Schweine!!!!!!!! Die groen Schweine!
 Otterman: I, for one, welcome our giant pig overlords.
 E. HONDA: Ivan, will you help me carry my Stalin painting down to the pig rally?
 zrj235: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 Felicity: The Empress of Blandings is ready to rule
 Not A Bot: and lo, MATH! looed down upon the Earth and its works and said that it was good
 tea: Inauguration Day, 2020.
 Prostata: now that's a big pig
 Dresdenkeogh: @sparenamelaptopdied stop watching black mirror. It has caused you harm
 sparenamelaptopdied: I espouse The Pig Bang Theory
Image 226000   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
304
 
 communist: Scenic Pyongyang.
 ignatz: Can't tell if this is real, or that Stalenhag fellow.. (Radded jic)
Image 225999   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Image 225998 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rubix1924. Boo, rubix1924.
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