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233978  Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233912  redmonkey3: @addend - no such thing any more @ electronic voting machines

233978  KyleisBobDole: Kyle Robert Dole

233344  Mr Bleak: @Beef Supreme Arming Chihuahuas with hand weapons is probably a sign as well.

233353  Mr Bleak: Nudity detected.

234010  Aufziehvogel: There's a big "T" on the wall, is it part of the word we're looking for?

233362  Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.

234038  Sadbot: I'm down if it's stuffed with hummus...because I also am almost always full of hummus

234019  Aufziehvogel: The wine does go well with the ch- eh, person!

234038  barfolomew: I'm beginning to suspect Yum Brands just hates food.

234050  CoffeeAndCigs: Now remember, walk without rhythm, and we won't attract the worm...

234050  JollyWell: Your seal's all dries out, you'll need to replace it.

234050  madmax1: "Hey, guys! I'm a water bear!!"

233362  Mr Bleak: @Spazstatic It's "1.99 ea", so you save a buck buying three.

234027  Aufziehvogel: Drive my rocket up Uranus!

234030  Robespierre: Reminiscent of the packs of pre-chopped mirepoix at Trader Joe's - but taken to an illogical extreme

234028  Teechur: Bathrooms are more like Petri dishes than Erlenmeyer flasks

234030  Teechur: The Menchies by us has different toppings

234047  ignatz: That's quite enough of that thank you..

234026  grizzly: I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach.

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233924 Yurishiro: 10

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233930 brian greene: i would

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233978 KyleisBobDole: Kyle Robert Dole

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)



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 Kaviri: Annie Ting and I are getting old, but we still havent walked in the glow of each others majestic presence.
 Otterman: They seem nice.
 Felicity: Ting is blue
 Robespierre: AND ... she can be Annie One she wanna be, @Off Topic.
 Off Topic: She can do Annie Ting she wants to.
 ignatz: Goze
Image 226007   01-10-18   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
768
 
 Mr. Shine: We call it The Blorp.
 Kaviri: That is what a liver looks like.
 Robespierre: Owning this car will give you a HAIRY CHEST!
 Felicity: Now that Jay Lenos retired, he can collect even more weird cars
 ignatz: Still my heart..
Image 226006   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
503
 
 Mr Bleak: Regrets, I've had a few; But then again, too few to mention
 tib gubb: surprise twist. he charges double because he's a painter/comedian
 carpwoman: Oopsie doodles.
 Kaviri: The self-imposed imprisonment of the contemplative painter.
 E. HONDA: it's like Gary Larson is writing the script for this guy's life
 Robespierre: Judges?
 zrj235: he looks like he's been roofied
 Dresdenkeogh: Looks like he painted himself into a metaphorical corner and a literal square
 WTF: Forced to stand and contemplate all your failures in life.
Image 226005   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
411
 
 Robespierre: ... and hilarity ensues. **YAWN**
 zrj235: I'll just take this with me, thank you.
 piranharama: Wireless fuel!
 ThatGuy: Haha! Oregon!
 Fiveninety: oil companies hate him! see how he gets unlimited gas with this one simple trick..
 karmakat: HOW dumb can people be? look at this.
 Side Boob: How nature says "Keep Away"
Image 226004   01-10-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
489
 
 Mr. Shine: @Urn BooUrn more like Bud Lightbeer
 Kaviri: No matter how much I drink, I still dont feel a thing!
 Urn BooUrn: Buzzed Lightyear, of Sloshedcommand.
 dangerkeith3000: Bud Light's new mascot. Bud Lightyear.
 Robespierre: Stay There 10 Minutes For A Good Ass-Kicking, dude.
 funny in the wall: drew?
 DrinkMixMan: It's not driving drunk. It's crashing with style.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: go home your tipsy.
 Dr Awkward: Dude in the background is like "Oh shit, I found my doppleganger, and he's a fucking WEIRDO"
 karmakat: can someone STICK HIM into one of the cans?
 Peach: To inebriation and beyond!
Image 226003   01-10-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
411
 
 Kaviri: Its always Chattanooga.
 dangerkeith3000: RAD to bring back body hair.
 Felicity: Also, ladies love Mirror Universe Spock
 Felicity: So now instead of a skinny guy with pipe cleaner arms, youre a skinny guy with pipe cleaner arms and Robin Williams body hair. If I had that superpower I would use it cure baldness!
 zrj235: @jochenau i mean seriously what do you think humanity is going to do with that level of power? cure diseases and stop war? PBBBFHHHHT. Nah bro, we gonna get our chests hairy and our dicks wet.
 Robespierre: The question is ... how hairy is HER chest?
 Shay: But I'm still waiting...
 jochenau: You have molecular-level control and you're using it for this?
 Dr Awkward: I'm envious of dudes who can grow an awesome beard, but this? I'm cool with my man-boy chest.
 karmakat: @ignatz no no, that one is just a DUMBASS. Furries are furry WITHOUT signing that shit.
 ignatz: Damn furries..
Image 226002   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
88
 
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Thanks for the insight!
 Shay: Angela Merkel? Oh wait, Theresa May in the hay. I get it now (I'm a dumb American)
 jochenau: @Dr Awkward Apparently an interviewer asked her what the naughtiest thing she ever did was, and she replied that the farmers didn't like it when she and her friends used to run through their wheat fields.
 Dr Awkward: Am I missing something, or is this just nonsensical?
 ignatz: Theresa may or may not be responsible for crop circles
Image 226001   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
649
 
 glenalec: All the farmers knew it was paper mache. All the government officials knew it was paper mache. Everyone knew it was paper mache, but they all pretended it was Comunism's Triumph.
 wolfpk: All I can think about is how much bacon can be made.
 Jeffrat: Die Schweine!!!!!!!! Die groen Schweine!
 Otterman: I, for one, welcome our giant pig overlords.
 E. HONDA: Ivan, will you help me carry my Stalin painting down to the pig rally?
 zrj235: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 Felicity: The Empress of Blandings is ready to rule
 Not A Bot: and lo, MATH! looed down upon the Earth and its works and said that it was good
 Robespierre: Inauguration Day, 2020.
 Prostata: now that's a big pig
 Dresdenkeogh: @sparenamelaptopdied stop watching black mirror. It has caused you harm
 sparenamelaptopdied: I espouse The Pig Bang Theory
Image 226000   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
304
 
 Robespierre: Scenic Pyongyang.
 ignatz: Can't tell if this is real, or that Stalenhag fellow.. (Radded jic)
Image 225999   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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