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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack



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 Mr Bleak: Regrets, I've had a few; But then again, too few to mention
 tib gubb: surprise twist. he charges double because he's a painter/comedian
 carpwoman: Oopsie doodles.
 Kaviri: The self-imposed imprisonment of the contemplative painter.
 E. HONDA: it's like Gary Larson is writing the script for this guy's life
 sad face: Judges?
 zrj235: he looks like he's been roofied
 Dresdenkeogh: Looks like he painted himself into a metaphorical corner and a literal square
 WTF: Forced to stand and contemplate all your failures in life.
Image 226005   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
411
 
 waxymom: ... and hilarity ensues. **YAWN**
 zrj235: I'll just take this with me, thank you.
 piranharama: Wireless fuel!
 ThatGuy: Haha! Oregon!
 Fiveninety: oil companies hate him! see how he gets unlimited gas with this one simple trick..
 karmakat: HOW dumb can people be? look at this.
 Side Boob: How nature says "Keep Away"
Image 226004   01-10-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
514
 
 Mr. Shine: @Urn BooUrn more like Bud Lightbeer
 Kaviri: No matter how much I drink, I still dont feel a thing!
 Urn BooUrn: Buzzed Lightyear, of Sloshedcommand.
 dangerkeith3000: Bud Light's new mascot. Bud Lightyear.
 superfudge: Stay There 10 Minutes For A Good Ass-Kicking, dude.
 funny in the wall: drew?
 DrinkMixMan: It's not driving drunk. It's crashing with style.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: go home your tipsy.
 Dr Awkward: Dude in the background is like "Oh shit, I found my doppleganger, and he's a fucking WEIRDO"
 karmakat: can someone STICK HIM into one of the cans?
 Peach: To inebriation and beyond!
Image 226003   01-10-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
411
 
 Kaviri: Its always Chattanooga.
 dangerkeith3000: RAD to bring back body hair.
 CoffeeAndCigs: Also, ladies love Mirror Universe Spock
 fullofwind: So now instead of a skinny guy with pipe cleaner arms, youre a skinny guy with pipe cleaner arms and Robin Williams body hair. If I had that superpower I would use it cure baldness!
 zrj235: @jochenau i mean seriously what do you think humanity is going to do with that level of power? cure diseases and stop war? PBBBFHHHHT. Nah bro, we gonna get our chests hairy and our dicks wet.
 uncannie: The question is ... how hairy is HER chest?
 Shay: But I'm still waiting...
 jochenau: You have molecular-level control and you're using it for this?
 Dr Awkward: I'm envious of dudes who can grow an awesome beard, but this? I'm cool with my man-boy chest.
 karmakat: @ignatz no no, that one is just a DUMBASS. Furries are furry WITHOUT signing that shit.
 ruiner: Damn furries..
Image 226002   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
88
 
 Dr Awkward: @jochenau Thanks for the insight!
 Shay: Angela Merkel? Oh wait, Theresa May in the hay. I get it now (I'm a dumb American)
 jochenau: @Dr Awkward Apparently an interviewer asked her what the naughtiest thing she ever did was, and she replied that the farmers didn't like it when she and her friends used to run through their wheat fields.
 Dr Awkward: Am I missing something, or is this just nonsensical?
 leia: Theresa may or may not be responsible for crop circles
Image 226001   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
649
 
 Oh Don Piano: All the farmers knew it was paper mache. All the government officials knew it was paper mache. Everyone knew it was paper mache, but they all pretended it was Comunism's Triumph.
 wolfpk: All I can think about is how much bacon can be made.
 Jeffrat: Die Schweine!!!!!!!! Die groen Schweine!
 Otterman: I, for one, welcome our giant pig overlords.
 E. HONDA: Ivan, will you help me carry my Stalin painting down to the pig rally?
 zrj235: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 waynelord: The Empress of Blandings is ready to rule
 Not A Bot: and lo, MATH! looed down upon the Earth and its works and said that it was good
 tea: Inauguration Day, 2020.
 Prostata: now that's a big pig
 Dresdenkeogh: @sparenamelaptopdied stop watching black mirror. It has caused you harm
 sparenamelaptopdied: I espouse The Pig Bang Theory
Image 226000   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
304
 
 communist: Scenic Pyongyang.
 In The Pocket: Can't tell if this is real, or that Stalenhag fellow.. (Radded jic)
Image 225999   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Image 225998 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rubix1924. Boo, rubix1924.
Score:
1225
 
 Coach Teacher: @Fiveninety Yup. But you guys deserve what you're getting. You needed a hero, so from my infinite slumber, i have been risen.
 Kaviri: Kitty makes that white tux look good.
 Urn BooUrn: she's soo tiny and adorable. I just want to hold her.
 karmakat: AW! CUTE KITTEN!
 Fiveninety: dammit.. i clicked bad because it's a force of habit now
 Ulillillia: Yay! Chances to reload the rad votes!
Image 225997   01-10-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
473
 
 Not A Bot: OSHA, what's an OSHA?
Image 225996   01-10-18   Uploaded by    flowers
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