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228245  Warrax: Chapter 1: Why they "gotta go fast."

228242  WTF: Buckle up kid. I need to get this package to Tijuana by 2am.

228246  WTF: And alternate facts were born.

227308  Staida: 50% chance to get it right, get it wrong 150% of the time.

228230  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @duckfarts all these bitches be dropping their groceries when they see me parking my classic station wagon.

228242  Warrax: Get in, I'll explain on the way.

228245  Ulillillia: Sonic GameFAQs

228190  duckfarts: that's some pig

228195  duckfarts: @ignatz instructions unclear: shit on a sand castle

228197  duckfarts: PSA: caramel m&ms are fucking gross, do not get them unless you hate yourself

228198  duckfarts: @savvoy can confirm that this looks like some crazy fucked up thai

228218  Warrax: I call them "tomatoes."

228198  duckfarts: seems legit

228206  duckfarts: loops back around to fucking awesome

228210  duckfarts: ah yes, frats and sororities: murdering young adults since 1908

228226  Warrax: Hello fellow canines.

228229  Warrax: @Scoo Well, you wouldn't want to exceed your own body weight in a 24 hour period. Let's not get crazy here.

228233  Not A Bot: Prime poop catching position

228213  duckfarts: KEEP FROZEN - COOK THOROUGHLY - MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND, TOTINO

228191  dangerkeith3000: Expectation: goatse

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228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228163 jochenau: Would this change my life somehow? Why should I care?

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!



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252
 
 Kaviri: Krunk driving.
 Side Boob: I hear wearing your seat belt is an option
 Ulillillia: Because if you use that you'd definitely be using it on a soda bottle
 Mr. Shine: F#ck whoever made this. You are killing people, and not just the human garbage that use these.
 Spazstatic: That looks like the arm rest of a Gutamaya ship
 mrdiron: Don't forget drunk driving!
 ignatz: Safety thirst!
 Yurishiro: Great! Now I can die from a car crash AND get broken bottle glass in my eyes!
Image 225971   01-10-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
484
 
 Yurishiro: *looks back at the other 5 children* "Again??! Fuck off santa!!"
Image 225970   01-10-18   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
343
 
 glenalec: Discover Puritan History month?
 carpwoman: Ew.
 Robespierre: Flashback ... uh, Wednesday?
 duckfarts: timely
Image 225969   01-10-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
224
 
 Robespierre: Pointallist up the patootie.
Image 225968   01-10-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
298
 
 addend: This raises concern.
Image 225967   01-10-18   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
465
 
 mexican: @Donut More like the Patriots
 Not A Bot: Delete system32
 Donut: Gryffindor: The Yankees of Hogwarts.
 Yurishiro: Dumb&Dumbledore.
Image 225966   01-10-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
383
 
 ignatz: Will Trump trump?
 Yurishiro: @Shay good.
 Shay: No...I might smite this light image. Oh yes, I will smite Will still for his dirty mill of the night of Bill's frill during his Kill Bill marathon made thrill and chill. (Okay, I'm done)
Image 225965   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
423
 
 Robespierre: I already did.
 Otterman: Note to self: enqueue "Rocket to Uranus" into playlist
 addend: If it's farther than Uranus, it doesn't matter.
Image 225964   01-10-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
749
 
 kornisjon: It's impressive enough that you know how many pills you have. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
 elmstreet: @addend man alive
 Mr. Butt: TurboRAD for Beth Evans.
 addend: Interpillation.
 a sedated moose: HI BUTTHORN!
Image 225963   01-10-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
562
 
 piranharama: All these moments lost like tears in the rain.
 Nothing: Hang in there, baby
 PenguinBartender: "Brother! Help me!" "Long. Live. The king."
 Spazstatic: @Yurishiro mmm, nachos
 addend: "Da boss says you got a little too curious about his business. He ain't ready to let the cat outta da bag, if ya know what I mean. Make it easy on yourself and let go - You might land on your feets, eh."
 Yurishiro: "I really want to help you, but your boner tail freaks me out."
Image 225962   01-10-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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