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273612  ignatz: (can't edit my typo but actually it's ok)

273612  ignatz: more like BurBaked amitite?

273614  ignatz: (also) Samsung like a canary

273614  ignatz: "You have now consumed your weekly beer allowance and it's still Monday"

273620  WTF: The only time 'socks with sandals' is acceptable.

273623  WTF: Salary is just happy he exists.

273619  FabricMan: "Satan was right," is a phrase I find myself using worryingly often these days

273625  WTF: "You may now face-plant in front of the bride."

273619  tomatosaws: It's rad

273626  sparename: Never smile at a rockodile

273614  sparename: "I ain't no stool-fridgeon!"

273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

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273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt



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Score:
276
 
 wolfskin: Snort it anyway.
 grizzly: One's bad for you, the other is a great way to keep you up through the night.
 wolfpk: Just because I snort this "protein powder" doesn't mean it's cocaine!
 Nope: That's what someone with a big bag of cocaine would write
Image 225089   01-05-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
476
 
 cybeq: "heh-heh-heh" "Heh-heh"
Image 225088   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
276
 
 kensin: You got aphids? Cos that's how you get rid of aphids!
 Surprising: Do I get a burger and fries when I SUPER SIZE?
Image 225087   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
267
 
 BaconCake: Could be adapted as an alloy wheel design, would look kinda funky.
 Callahan: Is this the Moon Lamp from Newchic, or is this "inspired by NASA" and marketed by Oros?
Image 225086   01-05-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
269
 
 shipotle: Purple users are Moons best customers
 Wooden Spoon: Somewhere I still have picture from the dry cleaners I saw on the Dingle Peninsula in Ireland. "Dingle Cleaners"
 Mentos Pormer: They are sick of the state cops hogging the parking spot.
 Scoo: I'm Moon's worst customer
 lebron: Shit not the feds!
Image 225085   01-05-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
242
 
 tib gubb: this is totally my jam
 Dr Awkward: If only we had a word for 1,000 million.
 WTF: "Solids"
 Nope: That dirty bass is in the butt area.
Image 225084   01-05-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
215
 
 queezy farm: Let's see, one Large pre-owned cheese pizza you paid $11 for... Here at Game Stop we can give you twenty cents for 2 slices, take it or leave it
 Wooden Spoon: @carlin: because it wasn't eaten by football fans?
 buffalo: @MylesX - if it was the pizza I had last night you wouldn't give it to your enemy. Never imagined it was possible to make such a sorry, dry tasteless thing and call it a pizza :-(
 Teechur: So, uh, HOW was it used? Asking for a friend....
 dangerkeith3000: The advanced Pizza has pepperoni on it
Image 225083   01-05-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
492
 
 Rembo Prundus: Leavy my bubbler alone, hoomin.
Image 225082   01-05-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
301
 
 a robot: Harry Baals was a former mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana
 Wooden Spoon: New Hampshire State Senator Dick Sweat
 Scoo: I went to school with a guy named Mike Hawker. Eh, I got nothin'
 Side Boob: Buck Futter!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: knew a guy named dick ritter. go ahead say it more faster. now yell it out loud.
 Dr Awkward: I had a middle school teacher named Harold Cox.
 KnifeySpooney: How many does he need, anyway?
Image 225081   01-05-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
352
 
 Wooden Spoon: Wait, are the lap dances gluten free or are only gluten free couples allowed?
 dangerkeith3000: Harry Sachs
 Mad Collager: Okay, but please don't give me a dancer with a package.
Image 225080   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
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