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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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1. Robespierre
2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. Air Biscuit
5. Not A Bot
6. a robot
7. sparename
8. Mr Bleak
9. VeeKay
10. Side Boob



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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!



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Side Boob uploaded 262669 (1145 points)
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shadebane uploaded 262452 (916 points)
piratepom uploaded 262612 (908 points)
hoobleton uploaded 262616 (873 points)
nathan uploaded 262347 (863 points)
kittylitter uploaded 262622 (794 points)
madmax1 uploaded 262661 (780 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 262650 (762 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262644 (755 points)
HenryVIII uploaded 262613 (744 points)
aristocat uploaded 262407 (719 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 262778 (707 points)
aristocat uploaded 262525 (692 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 3205 points
 3. E. HONDA: 2851 points
 4. apoxia: 2487 points
 5. shadebane: 1957 points
 6. drhenry: 1761 points
 7. WannaBee: 1757 points
 8. Shay: 1667 points
 9. sumo: 1647 points
10. The Turks: 1585 points
11. professorpig: 1584 points
12. frankie: 1457 points
13. ineedhepl: 1432 points
14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. 9inchfails: 1369 points
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Score:
276
 
 wolfskin: Snort it anyway.
 grizzly: One's bad for you, the other is a great way to keep you up through the night.
 wolfpk: Just because I snort this "protein powder" doesn't mean it's cocaine!
 Nope: That's what someone with a big bag of cocaine would write
Image 225089   01-05-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
476
 
 cybeq: "heh-heh-heh" "Heh-heh"
Image 225088   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
276
 
 kensin: You got aphids? Cos that's how you get rid of aphids!
 Surprising: Do I get a burger and fries when I SUPER SIZE?
Image 225087   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
267
 
 VeeKay: Could be adapted as an alloy wheel design, would look kinda funky.
 Callahan: Is this the Moon Lamp from Newchic, or is this "inspired by NASA" and marketed by Oros?
Image 225086   01-05-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
269
 
 shipotle: Purple users are Moons best customers
 Wooden Spoon: Somewhere I still have picture from the dry cleaners I saw on the Dingle Peninsula in Ireland. "Dingle Cleaners"
 Mentos Pormer: They are sick of the state cops hogging the parking spot.
 Scoo: I'm Moon's worst customer
 lebron: Shit not the feds!
Image 225085   01-05-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
242
 
 tib gubb: this is totally my jam
 Dr Awkward: If only we had a word for 1,000 million.
 WTF: "Solids"
 Nope: That dirty bass is in the butt area.
Image 225084   01-05-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
215
 
 queezy farm: Let's see, one Large pre-owned cheese pizza you paid $11 for... Here at Game Stop we can give you twenty cents for 2 slices, take it or leave it
 Wooden Spoon: @carlin: because it wasn't eaten by football fans?
 buffalo: @MylesX - if it was the pizza I had last night you wouldn't give it to your enemy. Never imagined it was possible to make such a sorry, dry tasteless thing and call it a pizza :-(
 Teechur: So, uh, HOW was it used? Asking for a friend....
 dangerkeith3000: The advanced Pizza has pepperoni on it
Image 225083   01-05-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
492
 
 Rembo Prundus: Leavy my bubbler alone, hoomin.
Image 225082   01-05-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
301
 
 a robot: Harry Baals was a former mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana
 Wooden Spoon: New Hampshire State Senator Dick Sweat
 Scoo: I went to school with a guy named Mike Hawker. Eh, I got nothin'
 Side Boob: Buck Futter!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: knew a guy named dick ritter. go ahead say it more faster. now yell it out loud.
 Dr Awkward: I had a middle school teacher named Harold Cox.
 KnifeySpooney: How many does he need, anyway?
Image 225081   01-05-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
352
 
 Wooden Spoon: Wait, are the lap dances gluten free or are only gluten free couples allowed?
 dangerkeith3000: Harry Sachs
 Mad Collager: Okay, but please don't give me a dancer with a package.
Image 225080   01-05-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
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