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268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

268829  square44: toblekorne

268822  BavidDowie: checks out

268828  bug: I hope you choose to dance with a strap-on.

268819  Teechur: I have to shovel a spot for Bella the WonderDog. She's only a foot tall, so snow of any height is cold on her parts.

268832  Side Boob: Which one of those is in penguin?

268831  Side Boob: Hi Cooper!

268828  WannaBee: Looks like it's missing a pole.

268787  Side Boob: Nucular reactor?

268829  BavidDowie: Has pieces of real corn nuts in it

268830  ThoughtlessGentleman: your first mistake was going to church. the second was thinking you had anything worth stealing.

268837  sparename: Robopiles

268798  lecj07: That's Craig! Haven't you heard the song?

268807  Side Boob: @Knice Tight Nuts is mine :P

268803  lecj07: Model builders and set builders have far more self control than me. I would Godzilla that shit.

268807  lecj07: No way they didn't know what they were doing.

268824  Side Boob: It's not a religion so much as a cult. That I'm in. *send help*

268830  fanny: praise the lord!

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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 5. Zaxxoff: 1776 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1773 points
 7. VeeKay: 1769 points
 8. Shay: 1658 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. frenk: 1499 points
12. beyardo: 1452 points
13. amputator: 1446 points
14. poetrysucks: 1440 points
15. Sydney: 1356 points
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515
 
 Theimposter: God wants ripped abs, god gets ripped abs. Heh ripped... spear. Heh.
 BavidDowie: I mean, every crucifix depicts him with ripped abs...
 Scoo: Swoley Bible
 Kaviri: All parties concerned looked at their feet, the guilt clearly written across their faces.
 yawgmoth: NO REST DAY BRUH!!
Image 224952   01-04-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
486
 
 2Berries: That motivation bug was OPAF
 Teechur: @140bpm Mine was fixed the day I got married.
 wolfpk: I need that memory patch.... wait, what was I talking about.
 Mad Collager: @Rent A Dog Careful with that trickle charge, you might get a shock in a sensitive place.
 realjon: So many other things to fix...
Image 224951   01-04-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
209
 
 Scoo: That's what your mom calls it
 Kaviri: What a bargain!
 Dr Awkward: Two, please.
 greg: "clean up aisle 3!"
 Starry Lemon: Price too high.
Image 224950   01-04-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
309
 
 Warren G Hardon: @Kaviri Cantilevered?
 Kaviri: Clearly an engineering student.
 Mad Collager: Careful Man! Your drawers are really close to your ankles!
 toaster: My wife has been known to assume this position for reasons unknown.
Image 224949   01-04-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
157
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 224948   01-04-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Image 224947 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by happier. We'll pray for you, happier.
Score:
491
 
 Teechur: @Robespierre A search on a video site will show you all kinds of Bugs Bunny videos.This is a still from one of them. As I watch cartoons now that I used to laugh at when I was a kid, many really aren't that funny anymore.
 phailsauce: @Teechur Them Tunes is Loony.
 Teechur: @Robespierre 1958 was a different time for kids' movies. youtube.com/… There's also Sir Loin of Beef
 blue shoes: @Teechur But what does that have to do with Sir Osis here?
 Teechur: @Salvador Molly cirrhosis of the liver is scarring of the liver, often due to excessive alcohol consumption
 crazyfingers: Bottoms up, lads.
Image 224946   01-04-18   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
282
 
 Mr Bleak: @Coolguy It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "wut" would be "tuw"!! It don't work!!
 Coolguy: @sparename wut?
 sparename: If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARADOX!!
 Unicorn: Hell with that - it's got a good beat and you can dance to it, so what's your beef?
Image 224945   01-04-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
292
 
 Mad Collager: @sparename Brilliant!
 sparename: Grannabis Farm
 gorilla: Jest a peench a'tween yer cheek and gum...
 realjon: Giv'em the good ol' zazoo!
Image 224944   01-04-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
303
 
 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward Yerd about to find out.
 charlemagne: we had anthropomorphic letters on the walls at infant school, hairy hat man, curly cat and the like. x was called kissing cousins
 prius: XxX - men.
 Weather: All night long; all night long.
 Dr Awkward: What-choo talkin' about, Walis?
Image 224943   01-04-18   Uploaded by    electrode
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