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233021  zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.

233004  Teechur: @Nope And I defend your right to keep that anthrax paperweight.

233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

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 Side Boob: Remember the old days when guys used to have to take a picture of their dicks, wait a week to get the film developed, address an envelope and mail the girl dick pics? Yeah, me neither. Don't send dick pics
 Sadbot: They only dick pics I send are of "Tricky" Dick Nixon, Andy Dick, and Dick Cheney, but I can see how that could be considered harassment
 addend: (Searches for Zoe Williams' cell number.)
 a robot: If the situation occurs where someone does want to see your penis, they will let you know. Otherwise, please assume at all times that no one wants to see your penis.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Look if people didnt want to see a penis, they wouldnt have a phone. #thefuture
 Warrax: Textbook written by a guy that sends a lot of dick pics.
 kornisjon: I'm almost afraid to ask what techno sexual harassment looks like.
Image 224420   01-01-18   Uploaded by    grandma
 Ulillillia: @1979 What?
Image 224419   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
 kornisjon: I wish it looked like that in real life.
Image 224418   01-01-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
 Hyphae: Barren, yet adorned with many a hand-embroidered throw pillow, each taking a considerable amount of time to create, even if they are all the same pattern
 Not A Bot: *triggered*
Image 224417   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
 Kaviri: Thats just bizarre.
 jazzjunkie: @tib gubb It's got six strings, though...
 tib gubb: it's called a ukelele, brad.
 addend: (Continues scrolling through Facebook page.)
 DrinkMixMan: I also hear he has a 9 inch pianist
 DrinkMixMan: Haha
Image 224416   01-01-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
 Prostata: fashion victims
 some guy : The gang war between the Lefties and the Righties wages on in the streets.
 addend: "Look, Becki, we picked the other leg for a reason. Don't try to hang with us if you're not /with/ us."
 a robot: @Teechur Ok I had no idea that 2016 thing even existed! I just looked it up and even just based on screengrabs in articles, that looks just horrendously awful. Don't mess with a fucking classic!
 Teechur: @a robot Did you see the reboot? Also, I didn't catch the 2016 movie, did you?
 a robot: @Teechur "I'm free!" I'm glad someone knows what I'm talking about :D
 Teechur: @a robot LOVE that show! LOVE that episode! Are you free, Mr. Humphries?
 a robot: Any Spaceship love for Are You Being Served? There was an episode where everyone gets stranded at the store so they have to camp out, and Mr Lucas ends up with pajama pants just like this…
 grizzly: So who's dealing?
 grizzly: @Robespierre rad Zappa reference.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: For fuck sales just show em yer asshole! Dancing round the god damn subject like a toddler telling a story. Aint nobody got time fo yo bullshit!
 Warrax: Next week's fashion is wearing shorts with two unequally tanned legs.
 Robespierre: OK, fine; fer sher, fer sher...
Image 224415   01-01-18   Uploaded by    icloud
 addend: Totally cleaned the mirror for this.
Image 224414   01-01-18   Uploaded by    topcity
 Yurishiro: Samwise Damngym
 addend: Gym, tan, Mordor.
 grizzly: Why did I rad this?
 Robespierre: Clearly, an entire county of tossers.
Image 224413   01-01-18   Uploaded by    male anon
 Korrok: I can dig it...
 Robespierre: ... Who's there? Orange.
 Not A Bot: I rubbed my balls on everythingggggg
Image 224412   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
 tib gubb: yes... but is it intentionally hilarious? i'm asking for a friend
 Ulillillia: I put on my robe and vampire cape.
 grizzly: I like where this is going.
 Mexico: Hey, I was gonna do some serious training. Wanna train with me?
Image 224411   01-01-18   Uploaded by    silver
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