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249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

249513  a robot: That's a cute foxdog

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1. Felicity
2. Yurishiro
3. tib gubb
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5. Side Boob
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9. Mr. Shine
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.



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Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
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WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)
canada uploaded 249189 (805 points)
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 8. Not A Bot: 2757 points
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11. Vanna: 1833 points
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Score:
269
 
 Side Boob: Remember the old days when guys used to have to take a picture of their dicks, wait a week to get the film developed, address an envelope and mail the girl dick pics? Yeah, me neither. Don't send dick pics
 Sadbot: They only dick pics I send are of "Tricky" Dick Nixon, Andy Dick, and Dick Cheney, but I can see how that could be considered harassment
 addend: (Searches for Zoe Williams' cell number.)
 a robot: If the situation occurs where someone does want to see your penis, they will let you know. Otherwise, please assume at all times that no one wants to see your penis.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Look if people didnt want to see a penis, they wouldnt have a phone. #thefuture
 Warrax: Textbook written by a guy that sends a lot of dick pics.
 kornisjon: I'm almost afraid to ask what techno sexual harassment looks like.
Image 224420   01-01-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
504
 
 Ulillillia: @1979 What?
Image 224419   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
249
 
 kornisjon: I wish it looked like that in real life.
Image 224418   01-01-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
214
 
 Hyphae: Barren, yet adorned with many a hand-embroidered throw pillow, each taking a considerable amount of time to create, even if they are all the same pattern
 Not A Bot: *triggered*
Image 224417   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
243
 
 Kaviri: Thats just bizarre.
 jazzjunkie: @tib gubb It's got six strings, though...
 tib gubb: it's called a ukelele, brad.
 addend: (Continues scrolling through Facebook page.)
 DrinkMixMan: I also hear he has a 9 inch pianist
 DrinkMixMan: Haha
Image 224416   01-01-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
405
 
 Prostata: fashion victims
 some guy : The gang war between the Lefties and the Righties wages on in the streets.
 addend: "Look, Becki, we picked the other leg for a reason. Don't try to hang with us if you're not /with/ us."
 a robot: @Teechur Ok I had no idea that 2016 thing even existed! I just looked it up and even just based on screengrabs in articles, that looks just horrendously awful. Don't mess with a fucking classic!
 Teechur: @a robot Did you see the reboot? Also, I didn't catch the 2016 movie, did you?
 a robot: @Teechur "I'm free!" I'm glad someone knows what I'm talking about :D
 Teechur: @a robot LOVE that show! LOVE that episode! Are you free, Mr. Humphries?
 a robot: Any Spaceship love for Are You Being Served? There was an episode where everyone gets stranded at the store so they have to camp out, and Mr Lucas ends up with pajama pants just like this tinyurl.com/…
 grizzly: So who's dealing?
 grizzly: @Robespierre rad Zappa reference.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: For fuck sales just show em yer asshole! Dancing round the god damn subject like a toddler telling a story. Aint nobody got time fo yo bullshit!
 Warrax: Next week's fashion is wearing shorts with two unequally tanned legs.
 Prombom: OK, fine; fer sher, fer sher...
Image 224415   01-01-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
287
 
 addend: Totally cleaned the mirror for this.
Image 224414   01-01-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
375
 
 Yurishiro: Samwise Damngym
 addend: Gym, tan, Mordor.
 grizzly: Why did I rad this?
 Magic Bullets: Clearly, an entire county of tossers.
Image 224413   01-01-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
427
 
 Korrok: I can dig it...
 NonRhetorical: ... Who's there? Orange.
 Not A Bot: I rubbed my balls on everythingggggg
Image 224412   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
286
 
 tib gubb: yes... but is it intentionally hilarious? i'm asking for a friend
 Ulillillia: I put on my robe and vampire cape.
 grizzly: I like where this is going.
 Mexico: Hey, I was gonna do some serious training. Wanna train with me?
Image 224411   01-01-18   Uploaded by    silver
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