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262981  Yam: "Ok you can rub them, just don't hurt my family"

262998  hajjpodge: The defiance of North Korea.

262995  grizzly: Angry duckling

262998  WannaBee: So what are you going to do Apple?

262992  Knice: Elvira hastened the onset of my puberty by a good three years.

262929  Eleftheros: @Spazstatic TOS, Samurai Champloo, Mr Robot, Venture Bros. Rinse, wash, repeat.

262962  jochenau: Sad if true.

262996  WannaBee: Is that Blubberbutt Uptoscratch?

262979  jochenau: Would a buttload of solar panels heat or cool the planet? It seems like it should cause cooling because some of the heat from sunlight would be converted to electricity/work instead, but maybe that's too simple.

262995  Robespierre: Prince Charmless feteing event.

262984  Mr. Butt: @jochenau It's a burger place. Ten Guy Burgers.

262940  Dr Awkward: @a robot yep!

262984  Robespierre: ... as does Poopridge Fen.

262995  Mr. Butt: RAD for Bubber Ducky.

262996  Mr. Butt: I love Dr. Synthesizer.

262962  Robespierre: Wurds ... (eyes glaze over, drool spills from corner of mouth)

262992  Shay: Hey man, those are real!

262963  Robespierre: Somewhere West of Laramie there's a bronco-busting, steer roping dog who knows what Im talking about.

262995  Shay: No wonder Orson Wells was such a bully in Citizen Kane.

262984  jochenau: 10 guy?

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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 Side Boob: Remember the old days when guys used to have to take a picture of their dicks, wait a week to get the film developed, address an envelope and mail the girl dick pics? Yeah, me neither. Don't send dick pics
 Sadbot: They only dick pics I send are of "Tricky" Dick Nixon, Andy Dick, and Dick Cheney, but I can see how that could be considered harassment
 addend: (Searches for Zoe Williams' cell number.)
 a robot: If the situation occurs where someone does want to see your penis, they will let you know. Otherwise, please assume at all times that no one wants to see your penis.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Look if people didnt want to see a penis, they wouldnt have a phone. #thefuture
 Warrax: Textbook written by a guy that sends a lot of dick pics.
 kornisjon: I'm almost afraid to ask what techno sexual harassment looks like.
Image 224420   01-01-18   Uploaded by    grandma
 Ulillillia: @1979 What?
Image 224419   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
 kornisjon: I wish it looked like that in real life.
Image 224418   01-01-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
 Hyphae: Barren, yet adorned with many a hand-embroidered throw pillow, each taking a considerable amount of time to create, even if they are all the same pattern
 Not A Bot: *triggered*
Image 224417   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
 Kaviri: Thats just bizarre.
 jazzjunkie: @tib gubb It's got six strings, though...
 tib gubb: it's called a ukelele, brad.
 addend: (Continues scrolling through Facebook page.)
 DrinkMixMan: I also hear he has a 9 inch pianist
 DrinkMixMan: Haha
Image 224416   01-01-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
 Prostata: fashion victims
 jayjay: The gang war between the Lefties and the Righties wages on in the streets.
 addend: "Look, Becki, we picked the other leg for a reason. Don't try to hang with us if you're not /with/ us."
 a robot: @Teechur Ok I had no idea that 2016 thing even existed! I just looked it up and even just based on screengrabs in articles, that looks just horrendously awful. Don't mess with a fucking classic!
 Teechur: @a robot Did you see the reboot? Also, I didn't catch the 2016 movie, did you?
 a robot: @Teechur "I'm free!" I'm glad someone knows what I'm talking about :D
 Teechur: @a robot LOVE that show! LOVE that episode! Are you free, Mr. Humphries?
 a robot: Any Spaceship love for Are You Being Served? There was an episode where everyone gets stranded at the store so they have to camp out, and Mr Lucas ends up with pajama pants just like this…
 grizzly: So who's dealing?
 grizzly: @Robespierre rad Zappa reference.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: For fuck sales just show em yer asshole! Dancing round the god damn subject like a toddler telling a story. Aint nobody got time fo yo bullshit!
 Warrax: Next week's fashion is wearing shorts with two unequally tanned legs.
 Prombom: OK, fine; fer sher, fer sher...
Image 224415   01-01-18   Uploaded by    icloud
 addend: Totally cleaned the mirror for this.
Image 224414   01-01-18   Uploaded by    topcity
 ashton: Samwise Damngym
 addend: Gym, tan, Mordor.
 grizzly: Why did I rad this?
 Magic Bullets: Clearly, an entire county of tossers.
Image 224413   01-01-18   Uploaded by    male anon
 Korrok: I can dig it...
 NonRhetorical: ... Who's there? Orange.
 Not A Bot: I rubbed my balls on everythingggggg
Image 224412   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
 tib gubb: yes... but is it intentionally hilarious? i'm asking for a friend
 Ulillillia: I put on my robe and vampire cape.
 grizzly: I like where this is going.
 Mexico: Hey, I was gonna do some serious training. Wanna train with me?
Image 224411   01-01-18   Uploaded by    silver
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