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272293  addend: (Pretends to admire propaganda mural.)

272304  sir toke a lot: Those eyes!

272295  Side Boob: 14/10 would pet them all.

272245  Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272261  Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272280  Not A Bot: a.k.a. youre alive and have an address.

272275  Side Boob: Zero m/s as he's up against the wall.

272284  Side Boob: I'd be mad I had STDs too.

272289  Side Boob: This isn't Grey Poupon!

272291  Side Boob: Recycling Pupper is disappointed!

272292  Side Boob: Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaw! *Dixie plays in background*

272132  Mr Bleak: That's nearly 3000lb of fat burned. Your skin is going to be sooo loose you'll trip over your neck if you try to walk...

272133  Mr Bleak: Concrete of switcherino

272292  ThoughtlessGentleman: y'all best prepare cause i aim tuh commence gummin on ya.

272275  tib gubb: assuming a perfect transfer of energy and zero friction

272280  tib gubb: when you fuck up really bad so your dog has to try realllly hard

272281  tib gubb: how's that for your sci fi realism?

272283  tib gubb: oo, with pastries!

272135  Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272135  Mr Bleak: @White Rice Possibly the "Defibrillator on standby" class.

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3. Teechur
4. Not A Bot
5. Amy Housewine
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8. addend
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10. Mad Collager



The top ten most commented-on images today:

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.



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confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
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Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (802 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (796 points)
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 Teechur: @CrookedCop @FarmerWalk @aristocat I think this is a sign of true love. Someone left these particular pieces for someone else. Truly a gift.
 Mad Collager: @aristocat Check this out: bakersedge.com/… I have one and it's wonderful!
Image 224362   01-01-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
381
 
 boomboomboom: Don't try to lay no Fuji woojie on the cat of-a Honda san.
 tokyopig: wagahaiha nekodearu
Image 224361   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
335
 
 sundragon: Does this have something to do with blackmail?
 trelyate: well that aged poorly
 carpwoman: Colorwatch. What a scam that was.
 tokyopig: Turns out all men are monsters.
 pisspig: Hes like an old Urkel
 Ulillillia: A more innocent time.
 Mr. Shine: Like hell we are.
Image 224360   01-01-18   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
171
 
 suckit: Terry the single rapist in his mid 60s is happy now
 reagan: @tokyopig Same
 tehghost: @Scoo Came here to post that!
 tokyopig: Facebookers will defend this.
 Scoo: "I'm Special!" - R. Wiggum
 Nope: God is looking at you right now and saying, get off your ass Kevin no one is going to love someone who doesnt love themselves first.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: cough bullshit cough cough.
 Chest Rockwell: God must really hate someone.
 square44: corollary: if you're married now, your spouse is just some random schmuck
Image 224359   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
376
 
 addend: Most confused rooster ever.
 Ulillillia: 2/3 of the way to rabducken
Image 224358   01-01-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
273
 
 FunkyDrunk: Who was it who thought that breathable condoms were a good idea?
 Scoo: Uh you might want to start taking a calcium supplement
 catheter: YAY for the friendly spaceship reaching 100% funding!
Image 224357   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
604
 
 Scoo: It's funny because it's true!
 mwoody: Ok, points for the shadow.
 Whatever: Darn it, I was looking for a fork in the road not a T
 craftjunk: Loki! Clean up your Tetris!
 sparenamelaptopdied: invisible feet
Image 224356   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
204
 
 tokyopig: The unit circle, it does nothing!
 Darmstadtium: 56.1304, 106.3468
 DrinkMixMan: I don't want to find my x GF, there's a reason we're broken up
 elmstreet: Equation unsolvable :-/
Image 224355   01-01-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
102
 
 jazzjunkie: Short cables are superior because the attenuation is lower. Especially if you use low oxygen long-crystal quadruple-braid copper wire!
 White Rice: So, is the joke that the short cable designed for charging the phone right next to a laptop is short? I really dont get what they were trying to illustrate by deliberately using a 3rd party cable they had to go out of their way to get (instead of the included cable, which would be long enough to no have the issues theyre showcasing here). Plus, who puts their phone on the laptop to charge? Thats just taking yo keyboard space & asking to be bumped off.
 youshall: Oooooohhhhh.... Don't let your dingle-dongle dangle in the dirt. Put it in your pocket where it won't get hurt! If your don't have a pocket, stuff it in your shirt. But don't let your dingle-dongle dangle in the dirt!
Image 224354   01-01-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
341
 
 SpaceCow: Archie Bunker's least favorite snack tray.
 Not A Bot: Carbs, water, what's the difference?
 Whatever: Looks like the Medic didnt get back to the Spy
 Fursona: What a meat-head!
 Ulillillia: Uh oh, my heart just stopped.
 hammy: New Daft Punk helmet has substance.
Image 224353   01-01-18   Uploaded by    greg
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