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234015  Teechur: Oh, you use whinny-dos. I prefer Apples

234016  Teechur: The router wasn't the problem anyway. Look at the printer "PC load letter"

234017  Teechur: @addend I don't think those two are interested in "birds"

234019  Teechur: I was going to say this can go to hell, but I think that's where it came from.

234020  Teechur: @Sadbot Don't worry! It looks like threads he pulled from that poly tarp on the ground.

234020  barfolomew: I sure hope that's an ambulance down there.

234016  Zukero: There was a spider on it.

234019  addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!

234020  Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious

234018  Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy

234019  tib gubb: new contra game looking good

234017  addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"

234019  Yurishiro: I'm at a loss for words

233988  barfolomew: You know what would remedy this? A straw!

234015  addend: "Lemme get Ctrl and Alt, then you press Delete, okay?"

233999  barfolomew: @Ulillillia I actually live near this, it's quite uncomfortable to lie down in. It's far too narrow at the bottom.

234018  Yurishiro: Jason McLargemouth

234009  Yurishiro: @addend I couldn't.

234010  Yurishiro: That was the weirdest bachelor party

234012  Yurishiro: Kanye Worst

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233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233930 raditzu: Move woman, you're obscuring the view.

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.



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 Teechur: @CrookedCop @FarmerWalk @aristocat I think this is a sign of true love. Someone left these particular pieces for someone else. Truly a gift.
 Mad Collager: @aristocat Check this out: bakersedge.com/… I have one and it's wonderful!
Image 224362   01-01-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
381
 
 Robespierre: Don't try to lay no Fuji woojie on the cat of-a Honda san.
 tokyopig: wagahaiha nekodearu
Image 224361   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
335
 
 Robespierre: Does this have something to do with blackmail?
 trelyate: well that aged poorly
 carpwoman: Colorwatch. What a scam that was.
 tokyopig: Turns out all men are monsters.
 Felicity: Hes like an old Urkel
 Ulillillia: A more innocent time.
 Mr. Shine: Like hell we are.
Image 224360   01-01-18   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
171
 
 Yurishiro: Terry the single rapist in his mid 60s is happy now
 reagan: @tokyopig Same
 tehghost: @Scoo Came here to post that!
 tokyopig: Facebookers will defend this.
 Scoo: "I'm Special!" - R. Wiggum
 Nope: God is looking at you right now and saying, get off your ass Kevin no one is going to love someone who doesnt love themselves first.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: cough bullshit cough cough.
 Chest Rockwell: God must really hate someone.
 square44: corollary: if you're married now, your spouse is just some random schmuck
Image 224359   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
351
 
 addend: Most confused rooster ever.
 Ulillillia: 2/3 of the way to rabducken
Image 224358   01-01-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
273
 
 Robespierre: Who was it who thought that breathable condoms were a good idea?
 Scoo: Uh you might want to start taking a calcium supplement
 Yurishiro: YAY for the friendly spaceship reaching 100% funding!
Image 224357   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
604
 
 Scoo: It's funny because it's true!
 mwoody: Ok, points for the shadow.
 Whatever: Darn it, I was looking for a fork in the road not a T
 glenalec: Loki! Clean up your Tetris!
 sparenamelaptopdied: invisible feet
Image 224356   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
204
 
 tokyopig: The unit circle, it does nothing!
 Darmstadtium: 56.1304, 106.3468
 DrinkMixMan: I don't want to find my x GF, there's a reason we're broken up
 glenalec: Equation unsolvable :-/
Image 224355   01-01-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
102
 
 jazzjunkie: Short cables are superior because the attenuation is lower. Especially if you use low oxygen long-crystal quadruple-braid copper wire!
 White Rice: So, is the joke that the short cable designed for charging the phone right next to a laptop is short? I really dont get what they were trying to illustrate by deliberately using a 3rd party cable they had to go out of their way to get (instead of the included cable, which would be long enough to no have the issues theyre showcasing here). Plus, who puts their phone on the laptop to charge? Thats just taking yo keyboard space & asking to be bumped off.
 glenalec: Oooooohhhhh.... Don't let your dingle-dongle dangle in the dirt. Put it in your pocket where it won't get hurt! If your don't have a pocket, stuff it in your shirt. But don't let your dingle-dongle dangle in the dirt!
Image 224354   01-01-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
341
 
 SpaceCow: Archie Bunker's least favorite snack tray.
 Not A Bot: Carbs, water, what's the difference?
 Whatever: Looks like the Medic didnt get back to the Spy
 glenalec: What a meat-head!
 Ulillillia: Uh oh, my heart just stopped.
 Robespierre: New Daft Punk helmet has substance.
Image 224353   01-01-18   Uploaded by    greg
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