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227970  Aufziehvogel: I tried, I tried....

223177  Staida: Dogs might be worried about you getting roofied. Cats think you look vaguely like someone who fed them once.

227823  raditzu: Unhappy Meal.

227978  Robespierre: Burger DEATH

227972  San DoDo: Just

227976  San DoDo: This totes my goat

227972  Xeno: It's spelled "Doughnut".

227941  Bill Rye: wiggle ribbons!

227972  a robot: I accidentally the whole fence

227952  BavidDowie: Good luck serving a ticket to the guy with an axe.

227972  BavidDowie: Don't worry; I can't even

226839  Mr Bleak: Tiddles McTiddlesFace? Tiddles. Now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time.

227979  ignatz: Just the tip..

227981  ignatz: Tknkly krkt

227968  VeeKay: You could get 'em for false advertising, probly.

226849  Mr Bleak: Pissing level: expert and very, very sober.

227983  ignatz: Useless camo..

227969  Skaalar: @square44 Exactly right.

227974  Prostata: IN SPACE....

226856  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman You mean "who let the dogs in?"?

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1. Robespierre
2. Felicity
3. Yurishiro
4. Ulillillia
5. Peter Pantsless
6. apoxia
7. VeeKay
8. Dr Awkward
9. Mr. Shine
10. tokyopig



The top ten most commented-on images today:

227749 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227801 addend: (Adds hot sauce.)

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227760 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine i like it when you think angry thoughts about the english.

227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227743 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

227741 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.



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Yurishiro uploaded 227547 (1250 points)
Scoo uploaded 227560 (1063 points)
veryblue uploaded 227556 (1026 points)
Bacon Train uploaded 227702 (1003 points)
madmax1 uploaded 227873 (1001 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 227555 (999 points)
Mister Beef uploaded 227736 (975 points)
robocop uploaded 227908 (965 points)
Side Boob uploaded 227672 (959 points)
adeadcrab uploaded 227762 (932 points)
myrealname uploaded 227572 (912 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 227531 (907 points)
Robespierre uploaded 227836 (898 points)
doggggggie uploaded 227905 (894 points)
meh uploaded 227685 (884 points)


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 1. Robespierre: 14581 points
 2. Yurishiro: 5096 points
 3. Scoo: 3923 points
 4. Bagels: 3605 points
 5. Not A Bot: 3111 points
 6. barfolomew: 3081 points
 7. Emoji: 2169 points
 8. cenecia: 2071 points
 9. Side Boob: 2010 points
10. robocop: 1877 points
11. Morn Bumbies: 1764 points
12. whaleshark: 1740 points
13. communist: 1718 points
14. InfiniteZero: 1711 points
15. EndlessVanity: 1705 points
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Score:
171
 
 Yurishiro: Terry the single rapist in his mid 60s is happy now
 reagan: @tokyopig Same
 tehghost: @Scoo Came here to post that!
 tokyopig: Facebookers will defend this.
 Scoo: "I'm Special!" - R. Wiggum
 Nope: God is looking at you right now and saying, get off your ass Kevin no one is going to love someone who doesnt love themselves first.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: cough bullshit cough cough.
 Chest Rockwell: God must really hate someone.
 square44: corollary: if you're married now, your spouse is just some random schmuck
Image 224359   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
351
 
 addend: Most confused rooster ever.
 Ulillillia: 2/3 of the way to rabducken
Image 224358   01-01-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
273
 
 Robespierre: Who was it who thought that breathable condoms were a good idea?
 Scoo: Uh you might want to start taking a calcium supplement
 Yurishiro: YAY for the friendly spaceship reaching 100% funding!
Image 224357   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
604
 
 Scoo: It's funny because it's true!
 mwoody: Ok, points for the shadow.
 Whatever: Darn it, I was looking for a fork in the road not a T
 glenalec: Loki! Clean up your Tetris!
 sparenamelaptopdied: invisible feet
Image 224356   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
204
 
 tokyopig: The unit circle, it does nothing!
 Darmstadtium: 56.1304, 106.3468
 DrinkMixMan: I don't want to find my x GF, there's a reason we're broken up
 glenalec: Equation unsolvable :-/
Image 224355   01-01-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
102
 
 jazzjunkie: Short cables are superior because the attenuation is lower. Especially if you use low oxygen long-crystal quadruple-braid copper wire!
 White Rice: So, is the joke that the short cable designed for charging the phone right next to a laptop is short? I really dont get what they were trying to illustrate by deliberately using a 3rd party cable they had to go out of their way to get (instead of the included cable, which would be long enough to no have the issues theyre showcasing here). Plus, who puts their phone on the laptop to charge? Thats just taking yo keyboard space & asking to be bumped off.
 glenalec: Oooooohhhhh.... Don't let your dingle-dongle dangle in the dirt. Put it in your pocket where it won't get hurt! If your don't have a pocket, stuff it in your shirt. But don't let your dingle-dongle dangle in the dirt!
Image 224354   01-01-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
341
 
 SpaceCow: Archie Bunker's least favorite snack tray.
 Not A Bot: Carbs, water, what's the difference?
 Whatever: Looks like the Medic didnt get back to the Spy
 glenalec: What a meat-head!
 Ulillillia: Uh oh, my heart just stopped.
 Robespierre: New Daft Punk helmet has substance.
Image 224353   01-01-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
545
 
 El hefe: Multiple personalities, Oscar and Felix
 Felicity: @sumo That makes the prank more tolerable...hes pranking himself, so in a sense its victimless
Image 224352   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
189
 
 addend: Proud of the alma mater.
 Whatever: Not expecting a tip I suppose
 glenalec: Always pay your pet-groomer in a timely manner.
 tib gubb: still a good dog
Image 224351   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
572
 
 Spazstatic: @tane nice, today is mine. Happy birthday!
 some guy : @DrinkMixMan Today he is 16. He will die at 19. Every 4th one is blue.
 Annoying Vegan : Happy Birthday @tane!
 DrinkMixMan: Poor kid will only live to 17?
Image 224350   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Defiance
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