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273696  BoiledEggs: "What if Babybop.. The kids.. They're all in my head.."

273691  Air Biscuit: Diesel volvos rollin coal are nice.

273707  SuedeOxford: Giraffe at Indianapolis Zoo: Does your wife seem unhappy?

273710  SuedeOxford: Patrick Fischler looking a little old on the left.

273711  Air Biscuit: *Furiosas handwork intensifies

273689  skittles: be white

273693  dangerkeith3000: Salvadore Dalila

273693  addend: "I plucked his nose hairs while he slept and made him cry."

273703  Mad Collager: @addend Why bother tail-gating when you can aggro-gate?

273695  addend: @addend *will.

273695  addend: My tummy wilk reassemble it.

273713  Mad Collager: Oh sure, but do you realize he hails from Caerbannog?

273695  Eleftheros: Pigsaw puzzle

273720  TaintJuice: You must have uploaded the wrong picture I just see a good boy

273707  addend: (Slays and eats giraffe.)

273711  addend: "Quick, take the wheel!" / "Okey-dokey."

273702  WannaBee: I am the night!!

273700  dangerkeith3000: Damn ninjas are after has baby back ribs again.

273663  Kikari: Those are some spectacularly striking eyes.

273690  Kikari: I want to pick them up and nuzzle them SO BADLY.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273336 Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Hahaha! That was the best laugh Ive had in weeks.

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273555 tib gubb: I do love me some hot wheelz



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kittylitter uploaded 273596 (808 points)
dad uploaded 273565 (806 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (801 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
nclaw uploaded 273369 (757 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 273435 (757 points)
psyops uploaded 273490 (756 points)
reagan uploaded 273276 (736 points)


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11. Annoying Vegan : 1602 points
12. Mexico: 1590 points
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Score:
171
 
 suckit: Terry the single rapist in his mid 60s is happy now
 reagan: @tokyopig Same
 tehghost: @Scoo Came here to post that!
 tokyopig: Facebookers will defend this.
 Scoo: "I'm Special!" - R. Wiggum
 Nope: God is looking at you right now and saying, get off your ass Kevin no one is going to love someone who doesnt love themselves first.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: cough bullshit cough cough.
 Chest Rockwell: God must really hate someone.
 square44: corollary: if you're married now, your spouse is just some random schmuck
Image 224359   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
376
 
 addend: Most confused rooster ever.
 Ulillillia: 2/3 of the way to rabducken
Image 224358   01-01-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
273
 
 FunkyDrunk: Who was it who thought that breathable condoms were a good idea?
 Scoo: Uh you might want to start taking a calcium supplement
 catheter: YAY for the friendly spaceship reaching 100% funding!
Image 224357   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
604
 
 Scoo: It's funny because it's true!
 mwoody: Ok, points for the shadow.
 Whatever: Darn it, I was looking for a fork in the road not a T
 craftjunk: Loki! Clean up your Tetris!
 sparenamelaptopdied: invisible feet
Image 224356   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
204
 
 tokyopig: The unit circle, it does nothing!
 Darmstadtium: 56.1304, 106.3468
 DrinkMixMan: I don't want to find my x GF, there's a reason we're broken up
 elmstreet: Equation unsolvable :-/
Image 224355   01-01-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
102
 
 jazzjunkie: Short cables are superior because the attenuation is lower. Especially if you use low oxygen long-crystal quadruple-braid copper wire!
 White Rice: So, is the joke that the short cable designed for charging the phone right next to a laptop is short? I really dont get what they were trying to illustrate by deliberately using a 3rd party cable they had to go out of their way to get (instead of the included cable, which would be long enough to no have the issues theyre showcasing here). Plus, who puts their phone on the laptop to charge? Thats just taking yo keyboard space & asking to be bumped off.
 youshall: Oooooohhhhh.... Don't let your dingle-dongle dangle in the dirt. Put it in your pocket where it won't get hurt! If your don't have a pocket, stuff it in your shirt. But don't let your dingle-dongle dangle in the dirt!
Image 224354   01-01-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
341
 
 SpaceCow: Archie Bunker's least favorite snack tray.
 Not A Bot: Carbs, water, what's the difference?
 Whatever: Looks like the Medic didnt get back to the Spy
 Fursona: What a meat-head!
 Ulillillia: Uh oh, my heart just stopped.
 hammy: New Daft Punk helmet has substance.
Image 224353   01-01-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
545
 
 El hefe: Multiple personalities, Oscar and Felix
 jem: @sumo That makes the prank more tolerable...hes pranking himself, so in a sense its victimless
Image 224352   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
189
 
 addend: Proud of the alma mater.
 Whatever: Not expecting a tip I suppose
 queezy farm: Always pay your pet-groomer in a timely manner.
 tib gubb: still a good dog
Image 224351   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
572
 
 Spazstatic: @tane nice, today is mine. Happy birthday!
 FunkyDrunk: @DrinkMixMan Today he is 16. He will die at 19. Every 4th one is blue.
 Annoying Vegan : Happy Birthday @tane!
 DrinkMixMan: Poor kid will only live to 17?
Image 224350   01-01-18   Uploaded by    Defiance
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