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268959  rockkstar: What a charming face! He looks like he wants to have fun!

268943  Darmstadtium: So it is not depression, i'm just feeling younger...

268948  Dr. Bathroom: Weird NJ!

268920  tib gubb: FAAAAAABULOUS

268947  ignatz: 7 years of bad luck, assuming you survive the first 7 seconds..

268948  ignatz: I've heard of concrete boots but this is a ridiculous murder method..

268945  Not A Bot: His beak can hold more than his bellycan

268935  Yam: It's my birthday... you know what that means... I'm putting on my Best Tux

268954  ignatz: Yeah that's your story..

268940  MrBoffo: Quadrophenia

268942  MrBoffo: Hm. Maybe I shoulda taken that left turn at Tierra del Fuego

268925  MrBoffo: @VoR ...for a bleedin' PSYCHOPATH

268943  ignatz: Eh? Shirly nerds straight-line max all life long..

268941  sparename: Tinting Tit

268855  ignatz: At least bread and circuses were for the people.. (although pssibly fairly elite..)

268885  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made; lessons have been learned.

268897  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ooh! Art of Turkey bean.

268917  Mr Bleak: I hadn't realised that catching turds was the idea. You live and learn.

268941  charlemagne: sure, if you dip in acrylic paint and thrust your torso at the canvas. takes practice to keep in between the lines though

268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

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7. addend
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9. Shay
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268550 tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (811 points)
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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 3. Zaxxoff: 2415 points
 4. VeeKay: 1797 points
 5. Shay: 1761 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. Sydney: 1706 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 9. wolfskin: 1658 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. MrBoffo: 1545 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. fisto: 1452 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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 Cami: @Hyphae I look like I burgled an automated donut production line.
 doindabs: Caucasian dilemma #6.
 Air Biscuit: @Hyphae im more of a donut destruction line myself.
 Hyphae: I, too, look like an automated donut production line
Image 224186   12-31-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
162
 
 Air Biscuit: @burritos i was just in new orleans. They have smart police cars all over the city.
 Dr Awkward: Oh shit, here come the piglets!
 Vanna: Bro police!
Image 224185   12-31-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
270
 
 DerMantis: Hoaraitaasu?
 Hyphae: I hope this is an adult toy shop
 Air Biscuit: 20% off on all sale signs!!
 WaffleIron: Well the world was supposed to end anyways.
Image 224184   12-31-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
176
 
 raditzu: This baby has seen some real shit.
 Dr. Bathroom: The infant position.
 Teechur: That Norton's Anthology looks like it's about 3 decades newer than the one on my shelf, but it contains all the same excerpts. College bookstores are a racket.
 Hyphae: @melted plastic same
 140bpm: Same
Image 224183   12-31-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
325
 
 Hyphae: At least the back of my hands never get chilly
 Air Biscuit: Also causes blindness i hear.
Image 224182   12-31-17   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
371
 
 Dr Awkward: If I'm not mistaken, this is from a video of a orb-weaver spider in space. An arachnaut, if you will.
Image 224181   12-31-17   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
460
 
 WTF: It sucks being the guy who has to fill it up every 12 hours.
 Mr. Whiskers: I just check the temp on my phone, usually
 sparename: Ah,yes, it's nearly ten past ten??
 grizzly: I want this
 Not A Bot: this guy has no sense of meter
 Scoo: @Nope By the time you're done, it's not morning anymore!
 Nope: Anyways this is how I make my coffee in the morning.
Image 224180   12-31-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
484
 
 Air Biscuit: Precise wording is my passion.
 Hyphae: @Sadbot ...or shoot smack, apparently, but let me be the first to say: I am not your typical pretentious wad. No, Sir! Er, negative, robot!
 Air Biscuit: @Sadbot maybe after they are supported to reflect on it?
 Sadbot: Analysis: pretentious wads don't get laid
Image 224179   12-31-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
299
 
 Cami: Do they come in albino?
 wordjones: All Fred Ears
 Hyphae: Needs more ears
 Teechur: Who holds their phone up to their ear anymore?
 Mr. Shine: Lol eww
Image 224178   12-31-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
268
 
 Dr Awkward: This is in AZ. They must have hired a millennial to write these, because they're all similarly quirky. "Ho ho hold down your speed" was one.
 BavidDowie: But those Duke boys had other plans today...
Image 224177   12-31-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
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