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249492  Teechur: @barfolomew I wonder if you just roll the ends up in the windows.

249492  WTF: Also doubles as a mobile drying rack for your cured meats.

249493  WTF: Senor Esquelaeto of course!

249495  WTF: She had a sextuple bypass at age 8.

249503  Sadbot: "Elon Musk is relatable to me, a low-level IT dork, because he tweets nerd crap and crushes unions" -every low-level IT dork on social medial

249348  Felicity: @Porm Munties What do you mean?

249504  Peter Pantsless: "Boss, I can't come in today."

249504  VeeKay: Socially progressive comment.

249499  Christina: A relationship has ended.

249389  Felicity: @Shay AKA the buzzbomb

249500  Christina: Not spooky.

249501  Christina: Spooky.

249509  OldKentuckyShark: Scotty don't beam me up yet, im taking a shi

249502  Christina: Spooky.

249503  Christina: He sent his car to space.

249504  Christina: Girl on the web, showing her kitten.

249503  a robot: i hate that guy

249486  a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3

249503  square44: if only he was good at making lots of cars

249502  Amy Housewine: Senor Esquelito had his lower jaw replaced by a crustacean and then buried himself up to his neck in the sand. "I HAVE MY REASONS" he testily shouted when asked, and sometimes when not asked also.

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2. Yurishiro
3. Felicity
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
6. Telkwa
7. Not A Bot
8. Dr Awkward
9. Teechur
10. Christina



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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
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phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
depression uploaded 249098 (814 points)
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 5. dangerkeith3000: 3790 points
 6. WannaBee: 3756 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3536 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2944 points
 9. Warrax: 1963 points
10. catheter: 1823 points
11. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
12. aeroaero: 1799 points
13. tina: 1787 points
14. Vanna: 1782 points
15. wordjones: 1692 points
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 cenecia: Bound 2 Kanyes
 Shay: Hey, do you like fishsticks?
 karmakat: and then they kiss?
Image 223602   12-28-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
182
 
 Science: Still cheaper to use than today's unlimited plans
 xylophone: AKA a Zack Morris phone
 Rembo Prundus: @wolfpk No, but the web can surf you with it.
 wolfpk: Can you surf the web with it?
 Shay: This is a Motorola cellular portable telephone on drugs.
 Not A Bot: What's that egg thing called ... toad in the hole? Their eyes look like toads-in-the-holes.
 ignatz: Also useful for parking in SanFrancisco
 sparename: Anything is pocket-sized if you have a big enough pocket
Image 223601   12-28-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
311
 
 Demon Universe: @karmakat @Robespierre Front row seats to the Northern lights too.
 Morn Bumbies: @karmakat I suspect it's all of those steamed hams.
 karmakat: always wondered how he never got bald by stress or under meds...
Image 223600   12-28-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
122
 
Image 223599   12-28-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
274
 
 Ulillillia: @RiderFan please no
 RiderFan: Also image #122499.
Image 223598   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
324
 
 cenecia: I can't tell puns to kleptomaniacs because they take things literally.
 Spazstatic: Someone should make a programming language that is joke or pun-based. Returns could be called punchlines.
Image 223597   12-28-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
286
 
 Not A Bot: redundant vanity plate
 Hyphae: @Hyphae also, also, if I were a dinosaur, I would be a Megasourass
 Hyphae: "Isn't who et me; it's p me" -Ayn Rand. ...also, thank you, Tyler, for faring next to Ms. Benson
Image 223596   12-28-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
199
 
 mwoody: Weird, the kid isn't dressed like a little girl.
 Greifer: that ass gonna melt
Image 223595   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
260
 
 Not A Bot: Fires a barrage of "Oom-Pah-Pah"
 ThoughtlessGentleman: girrlllll why you all up in muh grill?
 WTF: She's impressed by the length of his Jade sword.
Image 223594   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
401
 
 georgerino: Amalgam Comics finally gets an adaptation
 karmakat: the people that wrote that should be sent to a clinic...
 Greifer: So the elder pass down the story of Lederlappen to the next generation
 tib gubb: change is good
 NoRagrets: This seems like an even more entertaining story.
 Nope: Wow this origin story goes places.
Image 223593   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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