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249767  OldKentuckyShark: Now you can sing poorly in the nude AND know all the words!

249771  OldKentuckyShark: No ass play (i thought that WAS DeVito)

249756  OldKentuckyShark: Yeah, but the fat content!

249757  OldKentuckyShark: Gross

249760  OldKentuckyShark: It's good to have faith in people... theyll also fuck you tho

249765  OldKentuckyShark: I just watched this. Might have to watch it again. Really good, tho hard to follow.

249753  a robot: Her torso is really weird looking

249754  Zaxxoff: Season yours however you like before serving

249667  some guy : Bunch of amateurs...

249758  Yam: God, I've wasted my life and this dog knows it.

249743  Spazstatic: Officer 1BDI Turanga Leela reporting.

249746  Air Biscuit: They cant all be named peter...

249707  White Rice: @Air Biscuit you mean those invincible, save for against 2 of the special weapon cars? I hated those purple cars!

249754  Mr. Shine: We now know that this is incorrect. Taste buds are distributed more evenly, with some of each in groups.

249743  Not A Bot: Damn, too late this year.

249754  barfolomew: Now here's a bit of non-science we feed kids.

249743  Captain Marsupial: They're 1 year old Guinea pigs. The banner should read "over the hill."

249745  Captain Marsupial: It knows Venusian jujitsu

249753  Captain Marsupial: Puts your hand on the knob and turn it, gently.

249432  LKoroton: Is he John Goodman? Is it pee?

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8. Not A Bot
9. Mad Collager
10. dangerkeith3000



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249643 ChubbyBuddy: 5 easy pieces

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249696 Nothing: Amen, sister!

249660 Side Boob: As someone that used to be an avid rock climber, I pooped a little when I saw this.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249689 Side Boob: Same.

249666 Mad Collager: @Air Biscuit Wow! Maybe the 4x4 was driven by @TurkeyVulture's dad!



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digabigpig uploaded 249249 (876 points)
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obboma uploaded 249633 (805 points)
Aaron Spacemuseum uploaded 249502 (802 points)
eurotrash uploaded 249300 (791 points)
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 6. dangerkeith3000: 3087 points
 7. Not A Bot: 2718 points
 8. Vanna: 2700 points
 9. wordjones: 2217 points
10. a robot: 2198 points
11. Warrax: 1924 points
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15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 mexican: @Dr. Bathroom Nothing died in America before 1776?
 Shay: It's....it's smiling at us!
 Butcherboy: Wouldnt that make him illegal @Mad Collager
 NoRagrets: This is the most American thing Ive seen all day.
 Aufziehvogel: Don't lose your head
 Mad Collager: The eagle might've caught a strange mallardy.
 raditzu: Duck got caught by The Thing. Luckily the eagle got it before IT got us :P
 Dr. Bathroom: America. Killing things since 1776.
 bug: AFlaaaaaaaaaaaaacckkkkk...
Image 223552   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
270
 
 marxist: This looks like a better movie than the Halle Berry one
Image 223551   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
194
 
 AlexDeLarge: Cronenberg world is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there
 Hyphae: Really, though, I apologize for putting anyone in a glauCOMA
 Hyphae: @Pizza ah, yes, I knew I had a BLIND SPOT somewhere, may I be your PUPIL? We really need to put a LID on these puns. We both deserve many LASHES. Or to get the ROD (or even the CONES)! God, this all portrays me in such poor OPTICS... I hope no one is photoSENSITIVE. Please forgive me my opSINS! ...something something, Lateral Geniculate Nucleus...
 Pizza: @Hyphae Don't worry, your puns could have been cornea.
 Hyphae: Eye see, very scleray. Sorry for the bad vitreous humor
Image 223550   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
360
 
 skillet: Hey, Big Boy!
 a sedated moose: *swoons*
Image 223549   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
471
 
 Mr. Butt: Gentlemen.
 randomhobo: I call the squinting one Squinty.
 Not A Bot: Well, I've never seen the movie or read the book, and I don't even know the general plot, so this is now my entire image of the Hunger Games.
Image 223548   12-28-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
332
 
 minimum max: These "Cathy" replacements look just plain bad.
Image 223547   12-28-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
178
 
 Science: I do too, but not in a sexy way. They just push me off the bed.
 fullofwind: Again, something slightly bestial that quite possibly shouldn't be advertised.
 tib gubb: sometimes the answer is to just lower your standards!
Image 223546   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
622
 
 Soaps Pierre: Stoner Jesus looking Rad.
 Hyphae: @Hokie333 worst part is, you KNOW those hands gotta be cold
 Hokie333: Is Jesus wearing gloves? "[snap] Prepareth now for thy prostate examination!"
Image 223545   12-28-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
151
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Neuva Ring extreme!
 Butcherboy: Proof below
Image 223544   12-28-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
253
 
 VeeKay: Quod erat demonstrandum motherfuckers.
 Teechur: Given: match, prove: argument invalid. *strikes match (FOOM!) Done.
 Hyphae: Grumble, the comments parsed out my vertical line 'pipes'... like I said, bad at programming
 Hyphae: The first rotation would yield -18 0, but I'm not so hot at computer programming, I remember that "" means "pipe", but I have no idea what it means to pass -18 pipe into another pipe, and set that to 'false' (0)... so maybe this proof still holds
Image 223543   12-28-17   Uploaded by    myrealname
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