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273569  Kaviri: How you doin' lizard breath?

273589  robocop: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music


273501  Terrh:… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

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 6. cran vodka: 1926 points
 7. Mexico: 1902 points
 8. daver: 1876 points
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10. parrotsnest: 1787 points
11. BoiledEggs: 1679 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. RogueLeader: 1640 points
14. Never AFK: 1628 points
15. skunkrocker: 1597 points
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 Cyka: Haha no you idiots I mean as in 'draw fire'
 minimum max: A mental patient would have drawn yet another different picture.
 Hyphae: @Teechur well, let's at least hope he's not an engineering student...
 Teechur: A dental student would have drawn a different picture.
 Hyphae: Without an article before the word 'bridge', a more correct answer would have been to draw the card game. Half credit.
Image 223542   12-28-17   Uploaded by    metallica
 queezy farm: @wolfpk What's he moving? His bowels?
 wolfpk: This is just freaky! Right above this image is an I Move Me ad with a guy in the same pose.
 Sadbot: Devil surfed down to Tokyo, he was looking for a soul to steal
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hoooooyyyyaaarrrrggghhhh is me satan!!!!!
 Aufziehvogel: Ab in den Urlaub!
 Ulillillia: Styx surfing
Image 223541   12-28-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
 tib gubb: your primitive human mind couldn't possibly comprehend what i'm doing here.
 kate2point0: "Don't you ever KNOCK!?!"
 Teechur: Oh no! It's an alien from Planet JiffyPop!
Image 223540   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
 Teechur: Glurgey backstory I just made up: Doggo's human companion is stationed overseas with the military and couldn't come home over Christmas.
Image 223539   12-28-17   Uploaded by    edvard
 Prostata: Coffee break!
 Science: @Hyphae: True, but there seemed to be a lot more nudity involved, what with women just breaking out of their previous stations.
 horny horn: Where can I purchase this wallpaper pattern?
 Hyphae: @Science true... but I think that always holds true for any era...
 Science: I think the 20's must have been a wild time for those with money.
 kornisjon: That's how you use a loveseat.
 tib gubb: *borat voice* very nice
 petepuma: "Don't be afraid," the site said. But I was VERY AFRAID.
Image 223538   12-28-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
 No Penguins Allowed: Centurions in Spanish?
Image 223537   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
 DrinkMixMan: Hell yeah, I love classic dub music
 petepuma: Twist: there's 3 men in the tub
 fanny: @Scoo that last one was for you idk where the Scoo went
 fanny: @if that comment doesn't get at least 20+ i'm gonna start breaking shit
 Scoo: thanks for @tib gubb
 tib gubb: thanks for the grub
 Urn BooUrn: vintage porn?
Image 223536   12-28-17   Uploaded by    daver
 grace: Why the fuck am I a stuffed toy animal?
 Bu7Z: @gulpeg What? Lose your vision? Hm.
 bug: @original og What the fuck am I reading
Image 223535   12-28-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
 mexican: Productplacement.jpg
 MasterTwig: Now I just want some Stewart's Orange Cream. That stuff is great.
 addend: "Yes, the store manager has a great sense of humor. One time, we stocked it in the water aisle. Glad it made you laugh... May I see your ID, please?"
Image 223534   12-28-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
 Air Biscuit: God posture is its own reward.
 rip odb: Today's Weird Item
 savvoy: Prototype. The version for sale will be height-adjustable and have drool-absorbent padding
 Mad Collager: Do you suffer from chronic keyboard face? Do we have a product for you!
 Oober: It looks like...uh...nevermind.
Image 223533   12-28-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
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