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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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 Not A Bot: I... I see.' Thank you colonel, thank you for telling me personally. I will raise his sons to remember him
 Teechur: @Yam Same here, but they're all in my baby book.
 Amy Housewine: I initially read it as "Pizza and naked pigs", which was even funnier.
 dragon horn: That's all anyone needs.
 VeeKay: This puts me in a xmas mood. Thanks!
 Yam: There was a time in my life people would have wanted to see naked pics of me.
 Pizza: @fanny *attends party*
 fanny: *takes notes for New Year's party*
Image 222788   12-24-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
521
 
 E. HONDA: Is this the delegate from Babystan
 VoR: Babies gonna babe
Image 222787   12-24-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
312
 
 Mr Bleak: Out of shot, Richard Hammond's bicycle has crashed and burned.
 VeeKay: Early gen Top Gear
 Air Biscuit: Throughout thw years, billy never lost his passion for playing in the street.
Image 222786   12-24-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
463
 
 Demon Universe: Look hooooos in the wrong ****ing neighborhooooood.
 Amy Housewine: EYELESS OWL SEES ALL
 VeeKay: a wol
 Yam: @FabricMan I looked at the pic, read your comment, and now I have the owl music from Ocarina of Time stuck in my head
 FabricMan: Yes, thank you. Navi already told me how to do all that. Thanks.
 Derp Herpigan: Hoot goes there?
Image 222785   12-24-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
209
 
 DrinkMixMan: Get the high-performance synthetic oil, that'll really chap the old man's ass!
 E. HONDA: But wait... although you're using his credit card, your dad will also instinctively be proud of you for getting your oil changed on time... This is truly a mindfuck for dear old dad
 Not A Bot: OH HELL! THAT'S HIS ARM?!
 Ulillillia: @Sharkface Can I like hang out with you and stuff
 fanny: @Sharkface there was an image posted here a couple of months ago that was taken less than a mile from my house and i about lost my mind :)
Image 222784   12-24-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
342
 
 jazzjunkie: There's a 0.1% chance of rain in this area. Well, it's actually a 100% chance, but it's all concentrated in 0.1% of the measured region.
 MabelSyrup: Torontish?
 raditzu: big flush for a big... ummm, city
Image 222783   12-24-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
413
 
 Spazstatic: I want to see the Johnny 5 knockoff!
 DrinkMixMan: Deaf or olive, your coming to me
 Natch: @Greifer Constipation.
 Shay: I seem...to be having...trouble.
 Greifer: He seems to be in pain
 Amy Housewine: They shot him in the back so many times.
Image 222782   12-24-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
199
 
 Mr Bleak: I didn't even know you could train ostriches to deliver peanuts.
 DrinkMixMan: well it ain't the caption, I can tell you that much
 SurfNTurf: This is how phobias are born.
 Pizza: v That was supposed to be 'om nom nom' but I'm a bit tipsy.
 Pizza: On no nom
 Amy Housewine: It's not funny at all because Llama has been trying to give Ostrich deportmant lessons for weeks, but the second that he was offered some food he forgot everything he'd learned and reverted to his manner of eating that involves bits falling out of his mouth, and Llama is now looking glum because she really could have been doing a lot of other things with all that time, particular in the busy run-up to Christmas.
 HighCactus: Still quite scary without the googly eyes tbh..
Image 222781   12-24-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
589
 
 fisto: @HatStand Leeloo
 HatStand: Who is she?
 Prostata: nailed it!
 Air Biscuit: Do Ruby Rhod next
 Dr Awkward: Chickahn. Goood.
 Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want....
 Dresdenkeogh: Big borkf biiiig badda borkf
 mission2mars: The Fifth Element is my poop
 KickassHellyeah: multipass
Image 222780   12-24-17   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
255
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: when you are engulfed in spaghetti
Image 222779   12-24-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
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