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228275  dangerkeith3000: Why is everything capitalized except 'shit'? Be consistent!

228276  dangerkeith3000: The Eggos sell it.

228226  Yurishiro: come back here right eye

228238  Yurishiro: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.

228239  Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.

228243  Yurishiro: Ta-da-buuurp!

228244  Yurishiro: Fucking hell?!

228276  jochenau: That's a pretty good Eleven costume imo.

228246  Yurishiro: Then tell me WTF are you saying dude and stop wasting my time.

228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

228230  raditzu: IS it a pizza there in place of bed and sofa?

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227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228218 glenalec: Bunion shrouds.

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay



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Score:
515
 
 2Berries: Diahrea cha cha cha
 Air Biscuit: Youve got to be direct.
 Ulillillia: Uh huh huh huh huh
 Robespierre: Where will you be when Daria strikes?
Image 222024   12-20-17   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Image 222023 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Stom Premben. Your image was bad, Stom Premben.
Score:
468
 
 funny in the wall: where's the fucking steam? Huh? is it steampunk because it's sepia-toned?
 Robespierre: Not legit - no boiler observed.
 Yurishiro: *puff of pipe smoke*...*slightly adjusts monocle*..."This seems entirely too unpractical."
Image 222022   12-20-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
564
 
 glenalec: B.kerk!
 BavidDowie: Crawberry
 Yurishiro: Stool shaped strawberries? ALRIGHT!!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: cockyberry. cockberry? smug ass berry being shaped like a chicken.
Image 222021   12-20-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
644
 
 2Berries: I had a bad experience
 Ulillillia: Real Monsters!
Image 222020   12-20-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
211
 
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall Another term for a dip on the side.
 Zukero: Bad for unmatched greens on him. She's alright, green-wise.
 funny in the wall: @a sedated moose is that a thing? i'm intrigued
 a sedated moose: Will you be my cheese wife?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i need a stick. a stick i can poke people with, hit them with, and that has a sign that says no. stop it. so when i hit them and poke them theyll know why.
 PenguinBartender: picturesyouwillregretlaterinlife.jpg
 Dr Awkward: Das ist schrecklich
Image 222019   12-20-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
626
 
 Felicity: Make me spaz like five cats on booze
 Hosebag: @trelyate And a guy looking at the photo on his computer at home.
 trelyate: and some guy with a camera
 grizzly: That's too many cats.
 Air Biscuit: Can we get a better picture? This one cuts off the top of the lamp.
 petepuma: Found the moth
 Yurishiro: So you're gonna tell me even this isn't a beautiful people magnet?! Come on!
 Dr Awkward: "I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life."
Image 222018   12-20-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
245
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Ulillillia: is your real name "Tyvek"?
 Air Biscuit: @waterudoin 26 years ago i was in line with my parents at a buffalo fudreckers and i was doing some childish dance. I accidentally hit the butt of the man in front of us and he turned around with a face that conveyed his lack of amusement. Ill never forget that mans terrifying face.
 Dr Awkward: Have you ever been so awkward that the word "awkward" is part of your username in an online, picture and comment-based web forum?
 Mr. Whiskers: Is that Daniel Simonsen? Just a hunch
 WTF: It was so good they whacked off the punch line. Also,I wish I knew who this guy is.
 Ulillillia: "I can't believe eight years ago I performed in front of a wall covered with my name"
Image 222017   12-20-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
403
 
 Felicity: There are two kinds of comics; the ones that want to go out and celebrate after the show and the ones that just want to go home. I think it depends on whether you need something to help you come down from the high of performing
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: the ad is for cigarettes. Every ad from this era was for cigarettes. It doesn't mater what he's holding, or that they're doing... cigarettes!
 E. HONDA: strongman shall not lie with clown as with bearded lady, it is abomination
 Warrax: This must be that netflix and chill I've heard so much about.
 addend: "Got your nose! Heh, heh."
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ya know if that was grain alcohol or crack youd be celebratin. this is a let down.
 Dr Awkward: If this was an advertisement for whatever that clown is holding, it's not working because a) it's too small and we can't see it 2) widespread homophobia 3) clowns, man.
 PenguinBartender: I knew Stallin was a strong-man dictator, but I didn't know he was a literal strong man.
 Air Biscuit: This is not my beautiful meme font.
 EH: Now kiss
Image 222016   12-20-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 Dr Awkward: @Zukero ... that's super gross, but accurate
 Zukero: That's how he should cast webs anyway.
 Yurishiro: Spiderwang
 sparename: He maked it wiv 'is bum
Image 222015   12-20-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
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