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227961  Robespierre: Waiting for ... uh, something.

227965  Robespierre: That's one befuddled Tony Randall, right there.

227982  Not A Bot: More than just a piece in their bucket.

227968  Robespierre: BlooToof enabled?

227970  Robespierre: A brief peek at the future.

227959  cenecia: Please leave me alone. I'm just waiting for the bus.

227970  Aufziehvogel: I tried, I tried....

223177  Staida: Dogs might be worried about you getting roofied. Cats think you look vaguely like someone who fed them once.

227823  raditzu: Unhappy Meal.

227978  Robespierre: Burger DEATH

227972  San DoDo: Just

227976  San DoDo: This totes my goat

227972  Xeno: It's spelled "Doughnut".

227941  Bill Rye: wiggle ribbons!

227972  a robot: I accidentally the whole fence

227952  BavidDowie: Good luck serving a ticket to the guy with an axe.

227972  BavidDowie: Don't worry; I can't even

226839  Mr Bleak: Tiddles McTiddlesFace? Tiddles. Now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time.

227979  ignatz: Just the tip..

227981  ignatz: Tknkly krkt

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227760 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine i like it when you think angry thoughts about the english.

227749 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

227743 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?

227741 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet

227801 addend: (Adds hot sauce.)

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

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Side Boob uploaded 227672 (959 points)
adeadcrab uploaded 227762 (932 points)
myrealname uploaded 227572 (912 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 227531 (907 points)
Robespierre uploaded 227836 (898 points)
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meh uploaded 227685 (884 points)

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 3. Scoo: 3923 points
 4. Bagels: 3605 points
 5. Not A Bot: 3111 points
 6. barfolomew: 3081 points
 7. Emoji: 2169 points
 8. cenecia: 2071 points
 9. Side Boob: 2010 points
10. robocop: 1877 points
11. Morn Bumbies: 1764 points
12. whaleshark: 1740 points
13. communist: 1718 points
14. InfiniteZero: 1711 points
15. EndlessVanity: 1705 points
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 Science: Party with Arty!
 a sedated moose: @ignatz doesn't it always, though?
 a sedated moose: @Yam I think you're on to something. That would sooner enable the Mad Max-style future I've been anticipating v since I was ten.
 ignatz: Well, that escalated quickly..
 Yurishiro: Plot twist: this pic was taken in 1989.
 Yam: @a sedated moose we could just nuke everyone now, thats basically how it seems to be going with firearms but slower
 Robespierre: I'm striving for NNS - Neighbourhood Nuclear Superiority.
 a sedated moose: @Yam Ugh, that sounds like to much work. I don't wanna deal with the maintenance.
 Ulillillia: A nuclear missile silo in everyone's back yard
 Yam: @a sedated moose Honestly, they need to make WMDs available to honest law abiding citizens so they have the upper hand on criminals. Id like to see some punk with a 105mm howitzer break into my house when Im defending my family with a MIRV equipped Minuteman III.
 Sadbot: @a sedated moose the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a 155mm Howitzer
 a sedated moose: @Sadbot you're right! When artillery pieces are illegal, only the criminals will have them!
 Sadbot: @a sedated moose All the more reason to expand the 2nd to allow the private ownership of artillery
 a sedated moose: @Prostata Trouble is, now the Nazis are our *shudder* countrymen.
 Prostata: We knew how to handle nazis back then
Image 221705   12-18-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
 raditzu: @addend looks like a part of the floor to me... maybe my monitor's too dark
 addend: @raditzu Sleeve.
 raditzu: dafuq is wrong with her left hand? and bottom left corner of the paper sheet?
 Yurishiro: I don't know why but I hate this.
 Hokie333: You know how sometimes for some people, a drug will have the exact opposite of the intended effect, like an espresso might make some people sleepy? Or an anti-depressive might make you suicidal? Motivation-speak does the opposite for me.
 Felicity: #2, #4, #5, and #8 require to some extent winning the genetic lottery
 Darmstadtium: I don't know man, watches are, like, really hard
 Dr Awkward: 11) printing off list of things that require zero talent
Image 221704   12-18-17   Uploaded by    durian
 addend: You're not missing out on anything.
 annterland: Use wire. That string is going to break
 a sedated moose: @Dr Awkward a lot of mirrors do look like this when you're tall.
 Dr Awkward: @Wumph Morms #tallpeopleproblems (or something)
Image 221703   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Brain
 well duh: @Annoying Vegan that's the wittiest response I've ever seen to this image *raises glass of tasty beverage in toast*
 Kaviri: Steve began to suspect something was a bit off about his guitar. Every time he smashed his guitar after the show, two new necks would sprout from the wreckage.
 Not A Bot: It turns out it was actually pretty economically sound to just buy the store rather than come in any get two cases of Moxie each week.
 Annoying Vegan : I didnt know Gillette also makes musical instruments
Image 221702   12-18-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
 Mr Bleak: This selfie is the pits.
 raditzu: Sex with the avocado! Sex with the avocado!
 Yurishiro: I'm not fat pear say.
 well duh: There's no "I" in avocado. Usually.
 Shay: Avoohgodno.
 Ulillillia: Tina's costume looks good
Image 221701   12-18-17   Uploaded by    leia
 Yurishiro: @Felicity dammit u always beat me to it! I was about to say half man half chess piece! Get out of my head!
 WaffleIron: Bojack season 4 really took a harsh turn.
 Warrax: In all ways except physical, I am a human.
 Felicity: Help, I can only move two squares over and one square down
 Scoo: Going to #221706 is really paying off..
 Ulillillia: Is your girlfriend tall?
Image 221700   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Science: Does anyone else get like a shudder when they see people faceplanting like this?
 Side Boob: Lowtax's Space Robot working as intended :P
 Yurishiro: 911 is a joke.
 Side Boob: "Three-one to base. Officer down, send chicken wings."
 Robespierre: (Face)Plant On Premises.
 Shay: .....NAILED IT!
 Hokie333: *bonk* I'm okay...
 Joseph: I used to race cops on dirt bikes when I was a bike messenger. They were always too scared to follow you down a subway station.
 Ulillillia: @jayjay What's WTF? You're on Aggro-Gator.
 Ulillillia: I meant to do that
 Mr. Shine: "OFFICER DOWN, I REPEAT . . ."
 Dr Awkward: "Requesting back-up. Like... to help me get back up"
 FireBreathingMarmot: Day 2 will be better.
 Sadbot: Now shoot the sidewalk for assaulting an officer
 ThoughtlessGentleman: scoot back muhfuckah!! hang yo ass over that back tire!!! damn.
 Minnesotan: bulletproof vest instead of kneepads
Image 221699   12-18-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
 Scoo: "Ok, Who Farted?" - Aerosol in Atmosphere, 2017
 Side Boob: Krombopulous Michael is coming to kill you!
Image 221698   12-18-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
 Sadbot: @Shay I suspect the same thing of all the Cars movies. We're at what, 5 of them now?
 Kaviri: The Aristocrats!
 a robot: @Shay I thought it was that they ran out of money, or couldn't get enough funding for new movies so they had to reuse animations
 Shay: True story: The animators for Disney around the 60's and 70's got so lazy that they used the same animation for Aristocats, Robin Hood, Jungle Book, The Sword in the Stone, and others.
 Not A Bot: To truly serve the master, you must carve its mark into your flesh.
Image 221697   12-18-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
 raditzu: Clive Oven?
Image 221696   12-18-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
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