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268770  wolfpk: "Who is the better captain; Kirk or Picard?" She will running to save her sanity in less than a minute!

268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

268798  bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.

267952  Mr Bleak: Cock! I thought that was a plant ...

268798  Felicity: A young Mickey Jones

268748  Felicity: Batdog

268750  Felicity: Foxy cat

268756  Felicity: @Shay But what if it's wrong?

268770  Felicity: Just start slowly walking towards her. If she's like those girls in junior high school, she'll move rather than come into contact with you

268772  Felicity: That baby must be grown up by now

268793  Prostata: for once its not the golden looking the most derpy

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

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 Science: Party with Arty!
 a sedated moose: @ignatz doesn't it always, though?
 a sedated moose: @Yam I think you're on to something. That would sooner enable the Mad Max-style future I've been anticipating v since I was ten.
 Life Whacker: Well, that escalated quickly..
 skylark: Plot twist: this pic was taken in 1989.
 Yam: @a sedated moose we could just nuke everyone now, thats basically how it seems to be going with firearms but slower
 rory: I'm striving for NNS - Neighbourhood Nuclear Superiority.
 a sedated moose: @Yam Ugh, that sounds like to much work. I don't wanna deal with the maintenance.
 Ulillillia: A nuclear missile silo in everyone's back yard
 Yam: @a sedated moose Honestly, they need to make WMDs available to honest law abiding citizens so they have the upper hand on criminals. Id like to see some punk with a 105mm howitzer break into my house when Im defending my family with a MIRV equipped Minuteman III.
 Sadbot: @a sedated moose the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a 155mm Howitzer
 a sedated moose: @Sadbot you're right! When artillery pieces are illegal, only the criminals will have them!
 Sadbot: @a sedated moose All the more reason to expand the 2nd to allow the private ownership of artillery
 a sedated moose: @Prostata Trouble is, now the Nazis are our *shudder* countrymen.
 Prostata: We knew how to handle nazis back then
Image 221705   12-18-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
310
 
 raditzu: @addend looks like a part of the floor to me... maybe my monitor's too dark
 addend: @raditzu Sleeve.
 raditzu: dafuq is wrong with her left hand? and bottom left corner of the paper sheet?
 claphands: I don't know why but I hate this.
 Hokie333: You know how sometimes for some people, a drug will have the exact opposite of the intended effect, like an espresso might make some people sleepy? Or an anti-depressive might make you suicidal? Motivation-speak does the opposite for me.
 m o l e m a n: #2, #4, #5, and #8 require to some extent winning the genetic lottery
 Darmstadtium: I don't know man, watches are, like, really hard
 Dr Awkward: 11) printing off list of things that require zero talent
Image 221704   12-18-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
192
 
 addend: You're not missing out on anything.
 annterland: Use wire. That string is going to break
 a sedated moose: @Dr Awkward a lot of mirrors do look like this when you're tall.
 Dr Awkward: @Wumph Morms #tallpeopleproblems (or something)
Image 221703   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
271
 
 well duh: @Annoying Vegan that's the wittiest response I've ever seen to this image *raises glass of tasty beverage in toast*
 Kaviri: Steve began to suspect something was a bit off about his guitar. Every time he smashed his guitar after the show, two new necks would sprout from the wreckage.
 Not A Bot: It turns out it was actually pretty economically sound to just buy the store rather than come in any get two cases of Moxie each week.
 Annoying Vegan : I didnt know Gillette also makes musical instruments
Image 221702   12-18-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
445
 
 Mr Bleak: This selfie is the pits.
 raditzu: Sex with the avocado! Sex with the avocado!
 Jason Steak: I'm not fat pear say.
 well duh: There's no "I" in avocado. Usually.
 Shay: Avoohgodno.
 Ulillillia: Tina's costume looks good
Image 221701   12-18-17   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
448
 
 electrode: @Felicity dammit u always beat me to it! I was about to say half man half chess piece! Get out of my head!
 WaffleIron: Bojack season 4 really took a harsh turn.
 Warrax: In all ways except physical, I am a human.
 skylark: Help, I can only move two squares over and one square down
 Scoo: Going to #221706 is really paying off..
 Ulillillia: Is your girlfriend tall?
Image 221700   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
447
 
 Science: Does anyone else get like a shudder when they see people faceplanting like this?
 Side Boob: Lowtax's Space Robot working as intended :P
 falling: 911 is a joke.
 Side Boob: "Three-one to base. Officer down, send chicken wings."
 theaquaman: (Face)Plant On Premises.
 Shay: .....NAILED IT!
 Hokie333: *bonk* I'm okay...
 Joseph: I used to race cops on dirt bikes when I was a bike messenger. They were always too scared to follow you down a subway station.
 Ulillillia: @jayjay What's WTF? You're on Aggro-Gator.
 Ulillillia: I meant to do that
 Mr. Shine: "OFFICER DOWN, I REPEAT . . ."
 Dr Awkward: "Requesting back-up. Like... to help me get back up"
 FireBreathingMarmot: Day 2 will be better.
 Sadbot: Now shoot the sidewalk for assaulting an officer
 ThoughtlessGentleman: scoot back muhfuckah!! hang yo ass over that back tire!!! damn.
 Minnesotan: bulletproof vest instead of kneepads
Image 221699   12-18-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
338
 
 Scoo: "Ok, Who Farted?" - Aerosol in Atmosphere, 2017
 Side Boob: Krombopulous Michael is coming to kill you!
Image 221698   12-18-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
454
 
 Sadbot: @Shay I suspect the same thing of all the Cars movies. We're at what, 5 of them now?
 Kaviri: The Aristocrats!
 a robot: @Shay I thought it was that they ran out of money, or couldn't get enough funding for new movies so they had to reuse animations
 Shay: True story: The animators for Disney around the 60's and 70's got so lazy that they used the same animation for Aristocats, Robin Hood, Jungle Book, The Sword in the Stone, and others. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nU6gPPeOa4
 Not A Bot: To truly serve the master, you must carve its mark into your flesh.
Image 221697   12-18-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
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 jazzjunkie: FEED ME COOKIE DOUGH
 raditzu: Clive Oven?
Image 221696   12-18-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
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