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258476  ThoughtlessGentleman: someone play a snappy tune on a piccolo.

258428  Beeble: ....and it truly was the only cat picture I would ever Rad.

258473  Prostata: i don't think those recycle

258479  Prostata: bad vote for crop failure

258458  Not A Bot: *third sign* Oh, I didn't know that! I'll check with the police. I hope I don't have to pay a fine or anything. Guess if I do it probably won't be too much, I hope anyway. *4th sign*...

258485  sparename: Disarming in the footwell

258473  Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.

258483  sparename: "Three bottles of whisky constitutes ONE item, two loaves of bread constitutes ONE item .. and THREE steak and kidney bastard pies also constitutes one bloody item!!"

258248  Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258481  sparename: JustEinsTeenAngstThings

258481  Nope: Just thinkin bout relativity

258479  Sandor: That's a new switcharooni for me!

258479  Sandor: Optional: learn how to whack off an image

258478  ignatz: Ohhh Snap, Pull-Ups!

258477  AlexDeLarge: Wish I could find earbuds that stay in even half that well

258440  Mr. Butt: Myth busted!

258480  Side Boob: Hes helping!

258248  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.

258480  a robot: username/uploaod combo :D

258404  SuedeOxford: What SCP is this

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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Score:
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 Science: Party with Arty!
 a sedated moose: @ignatz doesn't it always, though?
 a sedated moose: @Yam I think you're on to something. That would sooner enable the Mad Max-style future I've been anticipating v since I was ten.
 ignatz: Well, that escalated quickly..
 skylark: Plot twist: this pic was taken in 1989.
 Yam: @a sedated moose we could just nuke everyone now, thats basically how it seems to be going with firearms but slower
 rory: I'm striving for NNS - Neighbourhood Nuclear Superiority.
 a sedated moose: @Yam Ugh, that sounds like to much work. I don't wanna deal with the maintenance.
 Ulillillia: A nuclear missile silo in everyone's back yard
 Yam: @a sedated moose Honestly, they need to make WMDs available to honest law abiding citizens so they have the upper hand on criminals. Id like to see some punk with a 105mm howitzer break into my house when Im defending my family with a MIRV equipped Minuteman III.
 Sadbot: @a sedated moose the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a 155mm Howitzer
 a sedated moose: @Sadbot you're right! When artillery pieces are illegal, only the criminals will have them!
 Sadbot: @a sedated moose All the more reason to expand the 2nd to allow the private ownership of artillery
 a sedated moose: @Prostata Trouble is, now the Nazis are our *shudder* countrymen.
 Prostata: We knew how to handle nazis back then
Image 221705   12-18-17   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
310
 
 raditzu: @addend looks like a part of the floor to me... maybe my monitor's too dark
 addend: @raditzu Sleeve.
 raditzu: dafuq is wrong with her left hand? and bottom left corner of the paper sheet?
 claphands: I don't know why but I hate this.
 Hokie333: You know how sometimes for some people, a drug will have the exact opposite of the intended effect, like an espresso might make some people sleepy? Or an anti-depressive might make you suicidal? Motivation-speak does the opposite for me.
 m o l e m a n: #2, #4, #5, and #8 require to some extent winning the genetic lottery
 Darmstadtium: I don't know man, watches are, like, really hard
 Dr Awkward: 11) printing off list of things that require zero talent
Image 221704   12-18-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
192
 
 addend: You're not missing out on anything.
 annterland: Use wire. That string is going to break
 a sedated moose: @Dr Awkward a lot of mirrors do look like this when you're tall.
 Dr Awkward: @Wumph Morms #tallpeopleproblems (or something)
Image 221703   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
271
 
 well duh: @Annoying Vegan that's the wittiest response I've ever seen to this image *raises glass of tasty beverage in toast*
 Kaviri: Steve began to suspect something was a bit off about his guitar. Every time he smashed his guitar after the show, two new necks would sprout from the wreckage.
 Not A Bot: It turns out it was actually pretty economically sound to just buy the store rather than come in any get two cases of Moxie each week.
 Annoying Vegan : I didnt know Gillette also makes musical instruments
Image 221702   12-18-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
445
 
 Mr Bleak: This selfie is the pits.
 raditzu: Sex with the avocado! Sex with the avocado!
 Jason Steak: I'm not fat pear say.
 well duh: There's no "I" in avocado. Usually.
 Shay: Avoohgodno.
 Ulillillia: Tina's costume looks good
Image 221701   12-18-17   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
448
 
 electrode: @Felicity dammit u always beat me to it! I was about to say half man half chess piece! Get out of my head!
 WaffleIron: Bojack season 4 really took a harsh turn.
 Warrax: In all ways except physical, I am a human.
 skylark: Help, I can only move two squares over and one square down
 Scoo: Going to #221706 is really paying off..
 Ulillillia: Is your girlfriend tall?
Image 221700   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
447
 
 Science: Does anyone else get like a shudder when they see people faceplanting like this?
 Side Boob: Lowtax's Space Robot working as intended :P
 falling: 911 is a joke.
 Side Boob: "Three-one to base. Officer down, send chicken wings."
 theaquaman: (Face)Plant On Premises.
 Shay: .....NAILED IT!
 Hokie333: *bonk* I'm okay...
 Joseph: I used to race cops on dirt bikes when I was a bike messenger. They were always too scared to follow you down a subway station.
 Ulillillia: @jayjay What's WTF? You're on Aggro-Gator.
 Ulillillia: I meant to do that
 Mr. Shine: "OFFICER DOWN, I REPEAT . . ."
 Dr Awkward: "Requesting back-up. Like... to help me get back up"
 FireBreathingMarmot: Day 2 will be better.
 Sadbot: Now shoot the sidewalk for assaulting an officer
 ThoughtlessGentleman: scoot back muhfuckah!! hang yo ass over that back tire!!! damn.
 Minnesotan: bulletproof vest instead of kneepads
Image 221699   12-18-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
338
 
 Scoo: "Ok, Who Farted?" - Aerosol in Atmosphere, 2017
 Side Boob: Krombopulous Michael is coming to kill you!
Image 221698   12-18-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
454
 
 Sadbot: @Shay I suspect the same thing of all the Cars movies. We're at what, 5 of them now?
 Kaviri: The Aristocrats!
 a robot: @Shay I thought it was that they ran out of money, or couldn't get enough funding for new movies so they had to reuse animations
 Shay: True story: The animators for Disney around the 60's and 70's got so lazy that they used the same animation for Aristocats, Robin Hood, Jungle Book, The Sword in the Stone, and others. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nU6gPPeOa4
 Not A Bot: To truly serve the master, you must carve its mark into your flesh.
Image 221697   12-18-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
263
 
 jazzjunkie: FEED ME COOKIE DOUGH
 raditzu: Clive Oven?
Image 221696   12-18-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
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