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258033  rockkstar: @Mr. Shine Exactly

258166  Nope: Winnipeg isn't just a frozen shithole! its nice sometimes

258159  Mr. Butt: I'm not sure what website you think this is....

258153  Nope: Ugh. Waldo is an alt right asshole too?

258156  Nope: I mean the majority of terrorist attacks are not plane based. So probably not.

258157  Nope: All good boys deserve homes

258125  Wooden Spoon: @BavidDowie: I see how it is... venomous bees then.

258129  Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

258118  dobbiesdoogs: this is where i get off

258152  tib gubb: looks like your thumb drive is bricked

258152  tib gubb: universal serial brick

258150  Spazstatic: I eat sliced bread probably every other day on average. I have a mild to moderate allergic reaction to penicillin and most of its derivatives.

258153  Shay: Has anyone ever asked why Waldo is hiding in the first place?

258158  tib gubb: trigger warning how about?

258158  Spazstatic: It seems it's working

258153  tib gubb: *drawn-out sigh*

258143  Dreforian: From the makers of Colon Blow!

258150  Dreforian: Sliced bread's claim to fame is that it revolutionized the way we hype new inventions

258153  Dreforian: I was going to ask what having one hand bigger than the other signifies. Then I was wondering how a stick of butter that big hadn't melted yet. But the real question is, how do they manage daycare for this massive swingers party?

258047  Spazstatic: @Felicity no, at least mine didn't. They would stay away from him at all costs when he was awake. When he was sleeping they would try and cuddle with him cause he was warm and there were blankets.

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258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

257995 Passive: The pain is real

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258069 dangerkeith3000: He's trying to find mosquitoes in amber so he can create another Jurassic Park.



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Score:
185
 
 XLY: missing his cowboy hat and little leather vest
 generic: Lolllll @boozer
 TrumpyTrump: So I should wash my dirty dishes outside of the sink?
 Teechur: @boozer There's only one sponge. The blue side is for chemicals, the RAD side is for dishes. It's all good.
 Not A Bot: DO NOT WANT
Image 221693   12-18-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
267
 
 ColdHotCool: Tutti-frutti, aww rootie.
 Wooden Spoon: This garage can't join the military
 Micro Jackson: Fabulous!
Image 221692   12-18-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
373
 
 Wooden Spoon: Natures googly eyes
Image 221691   12-18-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
376
 
 SS Keith: Well of course they are not biologically like us.
 humanfog: Seems legit.
 Ulillillia: Alien Isolation Install Pack 500ml
 Mr. Butt: Ayy lmao
 Aufziehvogel: "Aliens!"
 trees: Drinking problem
Image 221690   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
181
 
 Ulillillia: Alien Isolation Install Pack 500ml
 tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people
 PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.
 sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."
Image 221689   12-18-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
290
 
 Smorlacks: This gay porn is too intense.
 bug: Useful for printing out and putting into a jar. (For the severed head in the fridge trick)
Image 221688   12-18-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
325
 
 mickeyd: Wheeeeeeee...
 Kaviri: When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed, with a word she can get what she came for.
 Hokie333: "Falling down stairs isn't actually that dangerous, it's just a series of six-inch fa--AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
 Ulillillia: It's Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's a wonderful toy
 Mr. Shine: *stumbles, vanishes screaming into distance*
 Teechur: @forkbear *Rotates head to crack neck and make the headache go away.
Image 221687   12-18-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
681
 
 Mr Bleak: Facit sejam!
 turtled: ONE paw at the time
 fisto: Yo, Stretch.
 a sedated moose: F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S
Image 221686   12-18-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
387
 
 El hefe: And closed my beaches.
 Side Boob: 100% believable
 Ulillillia: same
Image 221685   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
520
 
 Dan Tagonistic: "What are you gonna do, fuck me?"
 Kaviri: See, no one was around to hold his beer. Thats the key.
 Largehand: Stay classy, Trump County.
 Shay: Now that's classy.
 Prostata: @trelyate fair assumption. I assumed so too until I googled!
 trelyate: @Prostata I just saw gators and a lack of self preservation instinct and assumed Florida.
 Prostata: @trelyate was Texas Man this time
 bug: But did he get to fuck the alligator?
 trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.
 Minnesotan: nailed it
 Theta Zero: "What are you gonna do, eat me?"
Image 221684   12-18-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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