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228160  Spazstatic: If this was a legitimate fur pattern, I would have this breed of dog.

228195  sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells

228200  Scoo: Jaunty!

228204  Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"

228202  sparename: Are these what people call 'Out'houses?

228197  Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..

228198  jochenau: This is driving me crazy, can anyone figure out what language this is? The closest writing system I've found is Cherokee but that doesn't seem to match.

228180  Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening

228204  SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?

228202  Matricii: This is what you get when you leave a clown in the microwave for too long...

228203  Matricii: The newest craze from Japan... RECHARGABLE KITTY!

228192  Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor

228196  Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...

228199  grizzly: @Scoo looks like a real dog to me!

228199  Whatever: To boldly go where no dog has gone before * sniff sniff *

228183  sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"

228188  Springbok: I fully expect somebody to cut the sandal straps and leave the bike lock.

228200  sparename: " I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin? "

228194  Not A Bot: Is one a toy?

228184  Hokie333: What sound did it make when you thumped it? You did thump it at the store first, right?

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1. Robespierre
2. Felicity
3. Ulillillia
4. Dr Awkward
5. VeeKay
6. wolfpk
7. Mad Collager
8. Yurishiro
9. GoGo Robotto
10. Teechur



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227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228072 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228145 tib gubb: brutal

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227913 AlexDeLarge: @well duh probably not well. It's scary how many people forget there are other amendments beyond the first and second.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!



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majorchamp uploaded 227893 (952 points)
adeadcrab uploaded 227762 (947 points)
Darmstadtium uploaded 228057 (928 points)
Ulillillia uploaded 227881 (921 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 227871 (914 points)
meh uploaded 227685 (904 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 227863 (895 points)
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 6. Not A Bot: 3192 points
 7. barfolomew: 2407 points
 8. EndlessVanity: 2121 points
 9. saluted: 1979 points
10. robocop: 1977 points
11. nanananana: 1766 points
12. mackdaddy: 1756 points
13. AFanOfSprite: 1730 points
14. InfiniteZero: 1723 points
15. zip file: 1700 points
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Score:
185
 
 XLY: missing his cowboy hat and little leather vest
 generic: Lolllll @boozer
 Felicity: So I should wash my dirty dishes outside of the sink?
 Teechur: @boozer There's only one sponge. The blue side is for chemicals, the RAD side is for dishes. It's all good.
 Not A Bot: DO NOT WANT
Image 221693   12-18-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
267
 
 Robespierre: Tutti-frutti, aww rootie.
 Wooden Spoon: This garage can't join the military
 Micro Jackson: Fabulous!
Image 221692   12-18-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
373
 
 Wooden Spoon: Natures googly eyes
Image 221691   12-18-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
376
 
 glenalec: Well of course they are not biologically like us.
 Yurishiro: Seems legit.
 Ulillillia: Alien Isolation Install Pack 500ml
 Mr. Butt: Ayy lmao
 Aufziehvogel: "Aliens!"
 Felicity: Drinking problem
Image 221690   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
181
 
 Ulillillia: Alien Isolation Install Pack 500ml
 tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people
 PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.
 sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."
Image 221689   12-18-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
290
 
 Yurishiro: This gay porn is too intense.
 bug: Useful for printing out and putting into a jar. (For the severed head in the fridge trick)
Image 221688   12-18-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
325
 
 Yurishiro: Wheeeeeeee...
 Kaviri: When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed, with a word she can get what she came for.
 Hokie333: "Falling down stairs isn't actually that dangerous, it's just a series of six-inch fa--AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
 Ulillillia: It's Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's a wonderful toy
 Mr. Shine: *stumbles, vanishes screaming into distance*
 Teechur: @forkbear *Rotates head to crack neck and make the headache go away.
Image 221687   12-18-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
657
 
 Mr Bleak: Facit sejam!
 Yurishiro: ONE paw at the time
 Robespierre: Yo, Stretch.
 a sedated moose: F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S
Image 221686   12-18-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
387
 
 El hefe: And closed my beaches.
 Side Boob: 100% believable
 Ulillillia: same
Image 221685   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
520
 
 Dan Tagonistic: "What are you gonna do, fuck me?"
 Kaviri: See, no one was around to hold his beer. Thats the key.
 Robespierre: Stay classy, Trump County.
 Shay: Now that's classy.
 Prostata: @trelyate fair assumption. I assumed so too until I googled!
 trelyate: @Prostata I just saw gators and a lack of self preservation instinct and assumed Florida.
 Prostata: @trelyate was Texas Man this time
 bug: But did he get to fuck the alligator?
 trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.
 Minnesotan: nailed it
 Theta Zero: "What are you gonna do, eat me?"
Image 221684   12-18-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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