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272429  SuedeOxford: "Bend over, I'm here to motivate you."

272415  SuedeOxford: Same

272421  namename: Her face of "really mister text box I get arrested? Yeah right"

272371  Air Biscuit: Hes so tiny tho. Youd need like 30 nemos to get full.

272420  SuedeOxford: "We don't have a picture, but she looks a lot like you. That'll be handy when we find the remains."

272373  Korrok: Probably....

272425  SuedeOxford: How good was that officer's pasta that homeboy wanted to seduce it away from them?

272437  carpwoman: Omfg her eyes...

272425  Minnesotan: does it look like it worked?

272414  Not A Bot: whats up you meme loving fuck

272425  Nope: Well, did it work?

272407  tib gubb: mondays, amirite

272423  grizzly: It's deathday, my dudes!

272372  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272420  addend: (Demands reward money.)

272395  Scoo: You think I have hands? That's specist!

272406  Scoo: Hahaha!

272409  Scoo: Diabeeeetus

272410  Scoo: Poor Peter Norton; his name has been taken in such vain

272401  FarmerWalk: the Alan Parsons pie chart

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1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
3. Not A Bot
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Mad Collager
6. Teechur
7. addend
8. Shay
9. a robot
10. Amy Housewine



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272044 (1110 points)
grizzly uploaded 272039 (1108 points)
Soy Peso uploaded 271993 (1065 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272026 (923 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (877 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (854 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (834 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)
Morn Bumbies uploaded 272062 (796 points)
twitter uploaded 272261 (793 points)


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 2. Mexico: 5439 points
 3. Side Boob: 5072 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 4762 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2659 points
 6. youshall: 2410 points
 7. grizzly: 2050 points
 8. JollyWell: 2027 points
 9. Albo Grungus: 1957 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1775 points
11. Surprising: 1715 points
12. brutal: 1612 points
13. NoOneImportant: 1516 points
14. Snow Plow: 1500 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1495 points
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Score:
185
 
 XLY: missing his cowboy hat and little leather vest
 generic: Lolllll @boozer
 TrumpyTrump: So I should wash my dirty dishes outside of the sink?
 Teechur: @boozer There's only one sponge. The blue side is for chemicals, the RAD side is for dishes. It's all good.
 Not A Bot: DO NOT WANT
Image 221693   12-18-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
267
 
 ColdHotCool: Tutti-frutti, aww rootie.
 Wooden Spoon: This garage can't join the military
 Micro Jackson: Fabulous!
Image 221692   12-18-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
373
 
 Wooden Spoon: Natures googly eyes
Image 221691   12-18-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
376
 
 SS Keith: Well of course they are not biologically like us.
 humanfog: Seems legit.
 Ulillillia: Alien Isolation Install Pack 500ml
 Mr. Butt: Ayy lmao
 Aufziehvogel: "Aliens!"
 trees: Drinking problem
Image 221690   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
181
 
 Ulillillia: Alien Isolation Install Pack 500ml
 tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people
 PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.
 sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."
Image 221689   12-18-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
290
 
 Smorlacks: This gay porn is too intense.
 bug: Useful for printing out and putting into a jar. (For the severed head in the fridge trick)
Image 221688   12-18-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
325
 
 mickeyd: Wheeeeeeee...
 Kaviri: When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed, with a word she can get what she came for.
 Hokie333: "Falling down stairs isn't actually that dangerous, it's just a series of six-inch fa--AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
 Ulillillia: It's Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's a wonderful toy
 Mr. Shine: *stumbles, vanishes screaming into distance*
 Teechur: @forkbear *Rotates head to crack neck and make the headache go away.
Image 221687   12-18-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
681
 
 Mr Bleak: Facit sejam!
 turtled: ONE paw at the time
 fisto: Yo, Stretch.
 a sedated moose: F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S
Image 221686   12-18-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
387
 
 El hefe: And closed my beaches.
 Side Boob: 100% believable
 Ulillillia: same
Image 221685   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
520
 
 Dan Tagonistic: "What are you gonna do, fuck me?"
 Kaviri: See, no one was around to hold his beer. Thats the key.
 Largehand: Stay classy, Trump County.
 Shay: Now that's classy.
 Prostata: @trelyate fair assumption. I assumed so too until I googled!
 trelyate: @Prostata I just saw gators and a lack of self preservation instinct and assumed Florida.
 Prostata: @trelyate was Texas Man this time
 bug: But did he get to fuck the alligator?
 trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.
 Minnesotan: nailed it
 veryblue: "What are you gonna do, eat me?"
Image 221684   12-18-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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