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258033  rockkstar: @Mr. Shine Exactly

258166  Nope: Winnipeg isn't just a frozen shithole! its nice sometimes

258159  Mr. Butt: I'm not sure what website you think this is....

258153  Nope: Ugh. Waldo is an alt right asshole too?

258156  Nope: I mean the majority of terrorist attacks are not plane based. So probably not.

258157  Nope: All good boys deserve homes

258125  Wooden Spoon: @BavidDowie: I see how it is... venomous bees then.

258129  Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

258118  dobbiesdoogs: this is where i get off

258152  tib gubb: looks like your thumb drive is bricked

258152  tib gubb: universal serial brick

258150  Spazstatic: I eat sliced bread probably every other day on average. I have a mild to moderate allergic reaction to penicillin and most of its derivatives.

258153  Shay: Has anyone ever asked why Waldo is hiding in the first place?

258158  tib gubb: trigger warning how about?

258158  Spazstatic: It seems it's working

258153  tib gubb: *drawn-out sigh*

258143  Dreforian: From the makers of Colon Blow!

258150  Dreforian: Sliced bread's claim to fame is that it revolutionized the way we hype new inventions

258153  Dreforian: I was going to ask what having one hand bigger than the other signifies. Then I was wondering how a stick of butter that big hadn't melted yet. But the real question is, how do they manage daycare for this massive swingers party?

258047  Spazstatic: @Felicity no, at least mine didn't. They would stay away from him at all costs when he was awake. When he was sleeping they would try and cuddle with him cause he was warm and there were blankets.

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258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258069 dangerkeith3000: He's trying to find mosquitoes in amber so he can create another Jurassic Park.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.



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 Austin: Stay frothy
 Mad Collager: The mission is scrubbed.
 AFanOfSprite: Been a while, eh?
 Prostata: 20 seconds later shot in the ass while soaping his back
 PenguinBartender: I feel that I am missing a crucial piece of context here.
 tib gubb: this design was ultimately rejected by the US defense department
 ignatz: This guy has been 'shampoo-pranked' for the last time.. youtube.com/…
Image 221647   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
290
 
 Chest Rockwell: Please finish the sentence.
 mickeyd: Haole Owly.
Image 221646   12-18-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
417
 
 Mumbles: Mirror [hits Enter key]
 dad: Punctuation has clearly become a lost art.
 Ulillillia: You'd think people would at least avoid the doppelganger walking right toward them
 Murdertaco: Do tell me how to wimsy.
 Yam: SCP-093 sighting
 tib gubb: do people not avoid the person walking directly towards them?
 Derp Herpigan: That's what they always sa- *thunk*
Image 221645   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
608
 
 jazzjunkie: Captain Wendigo and his sidekick
 Aufziehvogel: Oops I accidentally bad voted my pic as I wanted to give you a plus 1. Damn small phone!
 Ulillillia: @Darmstadtium Hi neighbor!
 Darmstadtium: Wilson?
 WTF: I too remember being dropped off for my first day of Kindergarten.
Image 221644   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
Score:
383
 
 jimbiscuit: @Science Similar to my "chest battleship" experience: Started as a joke at the Comet Tavern, the drunker I got the more serious I got about getting it, went to a tattooist down on Alaskan Way & told him what I wanted, he told me he could only do half of it that night and when I sobered up I'd probably regret it, asked me to come back if I still wanted it after I sobered up, and I never did ... go back for the tattoo, that is.
 Science: @Robespierre: Apparently, girl was drunk, thought this would be a good idea. Tattoo artist says "Come back when you're sober, and we'll talk." She came back, still thought it was a good idea, and did it.
 lolnotrly: Say it again @Not A Bot...
 Bernie 2016: Nice copperplate lettering at least
 Not A Bot: WHEN WILL THE BASS DROP
 Vault Dweller: I'm curious about what sort of thought process led to this actually seeming like a good idea.
 WTF: I guess we now know how Ray likes it.
 Ulillillia: Almost Everybody Loves Raymond
Image 221643   12-18-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
503
 
 mexican: I can hardly tell the difference!
Image 221642   12-18-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
398
 
 Side Boob: Garbage can; not garbage cannot.
 tib gubb: oscar thinks back to when he was young and showed promise
Image 221641   12-18-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
347
 
 doggggggie: Someone's ankles are in danger.
 Yam: How would a dog wear pants? With seething anger
Image 221640   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
157
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 221639   12-18-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
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 Science: @Haute and sweaty: yes, you're right. And that was a big banana.
 raditzu: women - aodrable and noble creatures... some not any more :P
 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)
 Haute and sweaty: @Winterneuro Well, I'm pretty sure this is Sasha Grey, I'd be willing to bet whatever is in my bank account right now.
 Yam: @Winterneuro or used one of those mini apples that cost twice as much per lb despite the peel-to-fruit ratio being half as good
 Winterneuro: How much you want to bet she cut down that banana and its a joke pic?
 grizzly: She seems nice.
 bug: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
 winwolf: For scale.
 WTF: She's Top Banana in her class.
 Derp Herpigan: Normally doctors use a popsicle stick, but I guess times allow for more creative methods.
 discodisco: This makes my potassium go up.
Image 221638   12-18-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
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