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257749  Felicity: Do they come through the tubes?

257750  Felicity: My first thought was Rush Limbaugh

257820  tib gubb: very statuesque

257756  Felicity: Promptly arrested by police

257820  Dr Awkward: Interesting face swap

257759  Felicity: RO REAH!

257763  Felicity: I once let my cat write a column for my zine by letting him walk across the keyboard and using whatever he typed. It looked a lot like what @bug said

257819  ignatz: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..

257766  Felicity: That pangolin needs to be more precise

257820  Solemn: OO

257815  Solemn: In case it escaped notice, he's wearing a button of himself on his jacket.

257817  bug: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'

257824  KnowLifer: flock

257824  KnowLifer: glock

257824  KnowLifer: elock

257824  KnowLifer: dlock

257819  Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.

257814  Minnesotan: batting helmets are unnecessary technology of the english

257815  Minnesotan: this dude's a questgiver or sells rare items or some shit, gonna go talk to him

257816  sparename: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."

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257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257787 jazzjunkie: Wha tanaw fulbr aille t ran slat

257650 Spazstatic: UnexpectedBossFight.jpg



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 doggggggie: Someone's ankles are in danger.
 Yam: How would a dog wear pants? With seething anger
Image 221640   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
157
 
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Image 221639   12-18-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
508
 
 Science: @Haute and sweaty: yes, you're right. And that was a big banana.
 raditzu: women - aodrable and noble creatures... some not any more :P
 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)
 Haute and sweaty: @Winterneuro Well, I'm pretty sure this is Sasha Grey, I'd be willing to bet whatever is in my bank account right now.
 Yam: @Winterneuro or used one of those mini apples that cost twice as much per lb despite the peel-to-fruit ratio being half as good
 Winterneuro: How much you want to bet she cut down that banana and its a joke pic?
 grizzly: She seems nice.
 bug: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
 winwolf: For scale.
 WTF: She's Top Banana in her class.
 Derp Herpigan: Normally doctors use a popsicle stick, but I guess times allow for more creative methods.
 discodisco: This makes my potassium go up.
Image 221638   12-18-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
177
 
 Rev80: Oh snap, sun!
 ignatz: Stick it where the sun don't shine..
 namaste: FUCK YOU SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!
 Dr Awkward: This finger likely belongs to a ginger.
 VoR: Is it a bird?!?!? yup.
 sparename: " # There has to be an invisible sun, It looks like Walmart to everyone... # "
Image 221637   12-18-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
231
 
 Winterneuro: Too bad god cant read English, only Latin
 VoR: I don't feel like a winner.
 myrealname: If those holes are for eyes I love it.
Image 221636   12-18-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
233
 
 Baby Jesus: Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.-weird giant doll head.
Image 221635   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
123
 
 VoR: If it was to scale, maybe.
 donhomero: @Obama Have u tried Greenland with whipped cream though?
Image 221634   12-18-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
271
 
 Side Boob: He won't kill you. He's a maiming hitchhiker
 Not A Bot: "But why?" wailed Scorpy. "You knew I was a candymaker; it's my nature."
 Greifer: but befuddle and murder you
 jazzjunkie: I don't think fear of being murdered is the only reason you might consider not aiding an escaped criminal.
 VoR: ...they'll get to you before you bleed out.
 San DoDo: Wait till you get to know me..
 grizzly: I believe him.
 kshoxx: Life is so hard for suicidal drivers these days...
Image 221633   12-18-17   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
330
 
 Not A Bot: release me human and i will grant you three wishes for mercy
 Side Boob: He didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose him
 winwolf: @tib gubb You kidding? This kid will have this framed, hanging in his corner office.
 VoR: Pew pew
 tib gubb: this will bite him in the ass when it comes time to look for a suit job
Image 221632   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
147
 
 ignatz: @VoR conversation pit backs up your appraisal
 VoR: can confirm 70s - bare breeze block
Image 221631   12-18-17   Uploaded by    White Male
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