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273038  alex: I don't think those cats have ever taken a picture before

272985  ignatz: Can you actually scrape bad breath off your tongue?

272989  ignatz: But er..

272992  ignatz: .. I have no idea why that's cool tho..

272992  ignatz: @male anon OhSorry you meant the LP..

272992  ignatz: @male anon Nah, that's just a 'don't fuck with my car' sticker

273002  Not A Bot: It was all four combined that killed him

273026  mammal883: The teacher donated one of the student's kidneys? That seems harsh!

272996  ignatz: I'm hoping his nap started upstairs..

273008  Annoying Vegan : Anyone here ever try an escape room? Is it fun?

273000  ignatz: Forgive the odd windscreen poop for this one

273004  ignatz: Your gorilla looks gorgeous!

273012  bug: Why does this dog look like a very old puppy? Is this some sort of Benjamin Button dog?

273005  ignatz: Limo for the Karkrashians..

273008  ignatz: 321...yerBackintheRoom.

273010  virtualman: "Yes... that's it... place the candlestick beneath the drapes..."

272815  Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273010  ignatz: Even nerd-kid in the background is avoiding eye contact..

273011  ignatz: Never put your hand in the jaw after you've made the back-cut..

273017  ignatz: QsuxA

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272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272991 turtled: Trick question: the first letter in 'the English alphabet' is a T

272892 Hokie333: @Peter Pantsless I have absolutely zero reasons or incentives to be anywhere near there at 10pm any night, much less Wednesday. (in fact, I am blissfully unaware of any 10 PM Wed. antics)



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 Colty Brumb: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad
 Cami: @NoRagrets Technically sick eagle? Catch me if you can!
 NoRagrets: @Uncle Phil Mine are in the correct position, its just that I have LED bulbs and people around here are not used to the difference in light color and think its immensely bright.
 bug: @beefbeef I've thought about getting a horn that says "sorry."
 jazzjunkie: @huskyboy I really really wanted you to be right, but Belmont is a through street where it crosses 13th in Portland.
 Uncle Phil: @NoRagrets You should get your lights fixed then.
 tib gubb: i can relate
 NoRagrets: @duckfarts I love at night when people think my brights are on and so they flash me. Wish more people knew thats technically illegal. If Im in a pissy mood when they do it, I turn on mine so they understand the true meaning of bright.
 duckfarts: @beefbeef usually you can just raise your hand and hold it up and thats fine (provided they can see through your windows)
 duckfarts: @Big Baby never use high beams for etiquette; turn your lights off then on
 sparename: @beefbeef In UK there IS a hand sign which some people suggested using as a basic "I fucked up - I'm sorry" but going to the States and pretending to point a gun at your head would probably not be safe..
Image 221622   12-18-17   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
252
 
 Beer 30: Soooooo. Cuuuuuute.
 charlemagne: where's the rest of it
 habbekratz: Slodge doge
 duckfarts: ceiling cats arch enemy
 duckfarts: @Not A Bot just another borkf in the wall
 Not A Bot: No, pass, this is too easy
 Bohab: Hey kid, you dropped your lunch
 rockkstar: Help kids I'm st- what u looking at?!
Image 221621   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
378
 
 Hosebag: I played "Chutes and Alligators" as a child.
 Hosebag: Happy happy happy, joy joy joy.
 Donut: OH GOD MY BACK
 Mr. Shine: Totes legit/no 'Shop here! H8rz back off!
 Side Boob: Everyone enjoys a sliding board
 winwolf: 278/500
Image 221620   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
210
 
 Weedheart: FAY TEKAP
 Cami: @WTF Give them a few years.
 winwolf: Dont tell my heart, my Ayhy Pakety heart.
 WTF: Current Russia CGI effects are almost equivalent to 1950's Hollywood.
 duckfarts: @penguinslovebananas fly moon to me was a popular sinatrov song
 penguinslovebananas: In Soviet Russia space capsule fly you
Image 221619   12-18-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
249
 
 Entertainmentalist: I think this was actually just a practice set, which recycles water back to hydrants, but too much fuel was in the captured runoff and sprayed back on the fire. Not quite as dramatic as the caption would lead folks to believe.
 Cami: A tanker truck is a tanker truck, right?
 Greifer: 'mistakenly' yeah right
 bug: Good thing jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.
 Yam: The good news is, jet fuel is quite a bit less volatile than youd expect.
 a robot: "Fight fire with fire" is just an expression, guys!
 Mr. Butt: youtu.be/…
 zrj235: haha my bad.
Image 221618   12-18-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
251
 
 Hosebag: Not only that, Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.
 bug: Unless this is a terrible orgy, then no. No you actually don't. This is not how any of this works.
 Dr Awkward: Instructions unclear: Got AIDS from Nelson Mandela
 a robot: "Team America: World Police" has not aged very well
 tib gubb: i know it's the best of intentions, but it is also pretty insufferable for someone who's dying or paying a half million a year for treatment
 sparename: I thought Shrek was an orgy..
 Teechur: That's a really close group of friends. But they should have paid attention in health klass.
 zrj235: fuck you jared.
 drhenry: Well, no. But I like your spirit.
Image 221617   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
324
 
 White Rice: Return the slab.
 million laffs: Sic 'em boy!
Image 221616   12-18-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
294
 
 wootman: Alcohol Improv
 Cami: NO AND!
Image 221615   12-18-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
464
 
 duckfarts: they have these at parades, usually run by a supermarket
 neutron: @Teechur the engine weight will keep them down don't worry, this is totally safe.
 Teechur: Wouldn't that be dangerous with the one goddamn flaky front wheel that just kind of shakes and flops around?
 sodamachine: Holy shit. Only in U.S.A.
 addend: 10 cylinders or less.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop
Image 221614   12-18-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
142
 
 Mr. Shine: @bug I THINK mine is a porcelain-coated surgical steel core. It bridges a missing gap where a tooth shattered. Sha-doo-bee. Shattered.
 bug: @Mr. Shine When I first heard about these, I thought of metal teeth. And I really wanted a set of titanium teeth... Actually, I still do. Regular enamel, dentin, etc. are pretty lame.
 Brain Thoughts: That looks like some frustrating flossing there.
 Mr. Shine: I have one of these. Best dental decision I've ever made.
 Side Boob: Dental implants make the CIA signals stronger!
 Sydney: @Felicity or suicide poison capsule ..
 addend: For stereo sound, maybe you'd prefer a pair of the BlueTooth eyeTooth (TM).
 trees: Implanted tracking device?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers
 Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...
Image 221613   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
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