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257756  Felicity: Promptly arrested by police

257820  Dr Awkward: Interesting face swap

257759  Felicity: RO REAH!

257763  Felicity: I once let my cat write a column for my zine by letting him walk across the keyboard and using whatever he typed. It looked a lot like what @bug said

257819  ignatz: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..

257766  Felicity: That pangolin needs to be more precise

257820  Solemn: OO

257815  Solemn: In case it escaped notice, he's wearing a button of himself on his jacket.

257817  bug: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'

257824  KnowLifer: flock

257824  KnowLifer: glock

257824  KnowLifer: elock

257824  KnowLifer: dlock

257819  Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.

257814  Minnesotan: batting helmets are unnecessary technology of the english

257815  Minnesotan: this dude's a questgiver or sells rare items or some shit, gonna go talk to him

257816  sparename: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."

257812  bug: @dangerkeith3000 It's a banana.

257815  Dr Awkward: There is a world beard and mustache competition, and I wonder if this is from that.

257815  bug: Dr. Octopus.

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257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

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257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

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 Colty Brumb: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad
 Cami: @NoRagrets Technically sick eagle? Catch me if you can!
 NoRagrets: @Uncle Phil Mine are in the correct position, its just that I have LED bulbs and people around here are not used to the difference in light color and think its immensely bright.
 bug: @beefbeef I've thought about getting a horn that says "sorry."
 jazzjunkie: @huskyboy I really really wanted you to be right, but Belmont is a through street where it crosses 13th in Portland.
 Uncle Phil: @NoRagrets You should get your lights fixed then.
 tib gubb: i can relate
 NoRagrets: @duckfarts I love at night when people think my brights are on and so they flash me. Wish more people knew thats technically illegal. If Im in a pissy mood when they do it, I turn on mine so they understand the true meaning of bright.
 duckfarts: @beefbeef usually you can just raise your hand and hold it up and thats fine (provided they can see through your windows)
 duckfarts: @Big Baby never use high beams for etiquette; turn your lights off then on
 sparename: @beefbeef In UK there IS a hand sign which some people suggested using as a basic "I fucked up - I'm sorry" but going to the States and pretending to point a gun at your head would probably not be safe..
Image 221622   12-18-17   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
252
 
 Beer 30: Soooooo. Cuuuuuute.
 charlemagne: where's the rest of it
 Otterman: Slodge doge
 duckfarts: ceiling cats arch enemy
 duckfarts: @Not A Bot just another borkf in the wall
 Not A Bot: No, pass, this is too easy
 Bohab: Hey kid, you dropped your lunch
 rockkstar: Help kids I'm st- what u looking at?!
Image 221621   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
378
 
 Hosebag: I played "Chutes and Alligators" as a child.
 Hosebag: Happy happy happy, joy joy joy.
 Donut: OH GOD MY BACK
 Mr. Shine: Totes legit/no 'Shop here! H8rz back off!
 Side Boob: Everyone enjoys a sliding board
 winwolf: 278/500
Image 221620   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
Score:
210
 
 VoR: FAY TEKAP
 Cami: @WTF Give them a few years.
 winwolf: Dont tell my heart, my Ayhy Pakety heart.
 WTF: Current Russia CGI effects are almost equivalent to 1950's Hollywood.
 duckfarts: @penguinslovebananas fly moon to me was a popular sinatrov song
 penguinslovebananas: In Soviet Russia space capsule fly you
Image 221619   12-18-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
249
 
 Entertainmentalist: I think this was actually just a practice set, which recycles water back to hydrants, but too much fuel was in the captured runoff and sprayed back on the fire. Not quite as dramatic as the caption would lead folks to believe.
 Cami: A tanker truck is a tanker truck, right?
 Greifer: 'mistakenly' yeah right
 bug: Good thing jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.
 Yam: The good news is, jet fuel is quite a bit less volatile than youd expect.
 a robot: "Fight fire with fire" is just an expression, guys!
 Mr. Butt: youtu.be/…
 zrj235: haha my bad.
Image 221618   12-18-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
251
 
 Hosebag: Not only that, Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.
 bug: Unless this is a terrible orgy, then no. No you actually don't. This is not how any of this works.
 Dr Awkward: Instructions unclear: Got AIDS from Nelson Mandela
 a robot: "Team America: World Police" has not aged very well
 tib gubb: i know it's the best of intentions, but it is also pretty insufferable for someone who's dying or paying a half million a year for treatment
 sparename: I thought Shrek was an orgy..
 Teechur: That's a really close group of friends. But they should have paid attention in health klass.
 zrj235: fuck you jared.
 drhenry: Well, no. But I like your spirit.
Image 221617   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
324
 
 White Rice: Return the slab.
 million laffs: Sic 'em boy!
Image 221616   12-18-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
294
 
 wootman: Alcohol Improv
 Cami: NO AND!
Image 221615   12-18-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
464
 
 duckfarts: they have these at parades, usually run by a supermarket
 neutron: @Teechur the engine weight will keep them down don't worry, this is totally safe.
 Teechur: Wouldn't that be dangerous with the one goddamn flaky front wheel that just kind of shakes and flops around?
 sodamachine: Holy shit. Only in U.S.A.
 addend: 10 cylinders or less.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop
Image 221614   12-18-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
142
 
 Mr. Shine: @bug I THINK mine is a porcelain-coated surgical steel core. It bridges a missing gap where a tooth shattered. Sha-doo-bee. Shattered.
 bug: @Mr. Shine When I first heard about these, I thought of metal teeth. And I really wanted a set of titanium teeth... Actually, I still do. Regular enamel, dentin, etc. are pretty lame.
 Otterman: That looks like some frustrating flossing there.
 Mr. Shine: I have one of these. Best dental decision I've ever made.
 Side Boob: Dental implants make the CIA signals stronger!
 Sydney: @Felicity or suicide poison capsule ..
 addend: For stereo sound, maybe you'd prefer a pair of the BlueTooth eyeTooth (TM).
 trees: Implanted tracking device?
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers
 Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...
Image 221613   12-18-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
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